The Demise of Bill de Blasio

August 22, 2021 at 10:55 pm (Geopolitics and International Relations, International Intrigue, News, Vampire novel) (, , )

British MP Renfield R. Renfield called for the assassinations of Australia’s Victoria State Premier Daniel Andrews and Victoria Police Chief Commissioner Shane Patton after Australia’s New World Order flunkie police roughed up and brutalized anti-lockdown protestors.

. . .

Meanwhile as Australia’s Victoria State Police were acting like thugs and hooligans (Antifa leaders in Seattle Washington and Portland Oregon were acting as Zoom video call advisors to the Victoria State Police), Canada’s Prime Minister Justin Trudeau was acting like a pansy.

The U.S., the U.K. and France had all sent special operations forces to Kabul to rescue U.S., British and French citizens and Afghans who had been allies of those countries.

Trudeau had sent a few small transport planes (the U.S., the U.K. and France had sent big ones) to pick up a smattering of Canadian citizens and Afghan allies.

Today on the campaign trail in Canada’s Federal Election, Trudeau was asked about this.

Justin stood like a peacock (without feathers) and answered, “We are doing everything possible to ensure that Canadian citizens and our Afghan allies and former translators are able to leave the country as soon as possible.

“What exactly are you doing?” A reporter asked him.

Justin stood dumbfounded.

He finally stammered, “I… I… I… really can’t answer that question because my speech writer left to take a cannabis smoke break right in the middle of my next line.

. . .

Michelangelo the Psychic Lobster who was known in Australia as Saint Michelangelo the Underwater Revelator (he was the first lobster and the first Saint in all recorded history to be invited to participate in infamous Uncle Ernie’s next live stage show as soon as the lockdown was over) was having a dream (or was it a vision?) about New York City’s Neo-Bolshevik Communist Mayor Bill de Blasio.

The Fidel Castro admiring Mayor was being interviewed on television.

Said de Blasio, while holding a clenched fist with his left hand and giving a Heil Hitler Nazi salute with his right, “We’ve got to shake people at this point and say “Come on now.” We tried voluntary. We could not have been more kind and compassionate. Free testing everywhere you turn, incentives, friendly warm embrace but the voluntary phase is now over. ”

Videos of Nazi SS stormtroopers storming Berlin’s Jewish district and Stalin’s Soviet Red Army guards storming the barns and wheat silos of Ukrainian farmers were then shown on the screen behind de Blasio.

Renfield R. Renfield then emerged from behind the screen, walked up behind de Blasio with his gun drawn, put the gun at the back of the Neo-Bolshevik Communist Mayor’s head and blew his head off.

Renfield then started singing a song.

A song paraphrasing and juxtaposing the lyrics of an old Simon and Garfunkel song.

Renfield sings,

“Where have you gone, Bill de Blasio?
Satan loves you more than you will know,
At least you better hope so
Because it’s his place you’re going to go.

-A vampire novel chapter
written by Christopher
Sunday August 22nd

Wednesday Addams (when she’s no longer jail bait for U.S. male Democratic Party politicians)

Unfortunately for New York City’s Neo-Bolshevik Communist Mayor Bill de Blasio, it won’t be Wednesday Addams who will be greeting him on his arrival in the Realm of Hades.

It will be Cerberus the 3-headed dog and Krampus the demon goat.


  1. David Redpath said,

    Uncle Ernie is having a special
    circular tank made so he and
    Michaelangelo the Psychic Lobster
    can do a dance number together
    whilst the tank slowly revolves on
    stage. It’s to be an Uncle Ernie
    tribute to Fred Astaire and Ginger
    Rodgers. Does Michaelangelo own
    a tuxedo? Do you think he’d mind
    being headlined as “The All Dancing
    Prognosticating Saint Michaelangelo
    the Revolving Revelator!”?

    • Dracul Van Helsing said,

      I don’t think Michelangelo would mind. πŸ˜€

      That’s kind of a catchy name “The All Dancing Prognosticating Saint Michelangelo the Revolving Revelator”. πŸ‘πŸ»πŸ‘ŒπŸ»

      I think that scene of the revolving stage was from the 1935 movie Top Hat wasn’t it?

      Perhaps Pan Goatee could revive Eric Blore’s role as the butler/valet turned clergyman Bates.

      On second thought maybe not.

      If Pan Goatee sees Uncle Ernie’s less than stellar impersonation of a young looking Ginger Rogers, it might be Uncle Ernie’s last live stage performance ever.

      • David Redpath said,

        Uncle Ernie may have a face like an
        old army boot, but he does watch his
        weight. Otherwise he’d never fit into
        Cumalita’s dresses πŸ‘—when taking his
        drag extravaganza πŸ’ƒon the road.
        A very high chemical diet is Uncle
        Ernie’s weight loss secret.

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