Huawei CFO Meng Wanzhou Released From Canada and Communist China Releases The Two Michaels In Return

September 24, 2021 at 11:41 pm (Geopolitics and International Relations, International Intrigue, News, Politics, The Supernatural, Vampire novel) (, , , , , , , , , , , , , , )

Following a plea bargain with the U.S. Justice Department, Huawei CFO Meng Wanzhou has had extradition charges against her in Canada dropped and she has now returned to China.

After the release of Meng Wanzhou, the People’s Republic of China released the men who were called the Two Michaels- Canadian citizens Michael Kovrig and Michael Spavor who were arrested by Chinese authorities in December 2018 just days after the arrest of Meng Wanzhou at Vancouver International Airport in British Columbia, Canada.

The two Michaels were held in solitary confinement for over 1,000 days.

British MP Renfield R. Renfield explained to his friend Amadeus Emanon the background of the deal.

Vietnamese vampiress Ho Babylon Minh (the vampiress granddaughter of Vietnamese leader Ho Chi Minh) who was now a secret agent for the Republic of Taiwan had taken senile old fool Joe Biden’s perverted son Hunter Biden hostage.

A tearful Hunter Biden had called his father Joe, “Dad, there’s a Vietnamese vampiress here who’s threatening to crush my tiny testicles unless you pressure the Department of Justice to drop all criminal charges against Huawei CFO Meng Wanzhou. Dad, do what you can. I need my tiny testicles to be able to sleep with underage Asian girls.”

“Don’t worry, son,” Joe maneuvered to get his stuffed dead German shepherd dog Champ off his leg while he sat on the toilet, “I’ll do everything in my power to save your tiny testicles or I wasn’t elected President of the United States.”

“I wish you wouldn’t use that analogy, Dad,” Hunter Biden cried, “Because you weren’t elected President of the United States.”

“Oh,” Joe Biden looked down as Champ finally let go of his leg.

“Jill,” Joe called after his wife, “How many vaccine injections has Champ had?”.

“Way, way beyond the now FDA approved third booster shot,” Jill called out.

“Oh, because he’s starting to remind me of the cat buried in that cemetery and ancient burial ground in the very first movie version made of Stephen King’s Pet Sematary,” Joe said.

Moving with the speed of a ruler in a despotic Stalinist state (which the U.S.A. had now become), Joe got on the phone to the Department of Justice.

Saying that he was going to sign an Executive Order ordering that all Department of Justice employees undergo mandatory vasectomies and tubal ligations or be fired (just like he had ordered mandatory vaccinations for all U.S. federal government employees).

He would not sign the Executive Order if they reached a plea bargain deal with Huawei CFO Meng Wanzhou however.

The U.S. Department of Justice reached a plea bargain deal with Huawei CFO Meng Wanzhou.

Now all that remained was for Communist China to release the two Michaels.

Communist China’s Supreme Leader the Neo-Maoist self-proclaimed god and Emperor of Dialectical Materialist Heaven Xi Jinping however decided he wouldn’t release the Two Michaels right away.

“That pompous pipsqueak and pansy Justin Trudeau needs to be taught a lesson,” Xi fumed as he ate an overdone egg roll, “I’ll keep them in jail for another year and then I’ll release them. Just to be petty about it.”

After shooting his egg roll chef, Xi Jinping suddenly found his tiny testicles in the grip of a pair of pliers wielded by Chinese vampiress Mei-ling Manchu (a former CCP Communist and current member of the Chinese Constantinian Blue Willow Milvian Bridge Freedom Fighters).

Xi spoke to his Supreme Leader reflection in his Maleficent magic mirror.

“Oh great Supreme Leader,” Xi spoke in a high-pitched soprano like voice, “The vampiress Mei-ling Manchu is threatening to crush my tiny testicles unless I release the Two Michaels- Canadian citizens Michael Kovrig and Michael Spavor that I took as hostages after the brainless Canadian Federal Government stupidly arrested Huawei CFO Meng Wanzhou on behalf of their Fascist-Nazi-Soviet Stalinist American Deep State overlords. Canadian Prime Minister Justin Trudeau was willing to move Heaven and Earth and Hell in interfering with the Canadian judicial system in order to save a corrupt Quebec construction firm from criminal prosecution (which led to the resignation of Canada’s first indigenous First Nations peoples Minister of Justice Jody Wilson-Raybould from cabinet because she refused to go along with her boss the failed Al Jolson minstrel show impersonator’s despicable plan). But Trudeau was not willing to move Heaven and Earth and Hell in interfering with the Canadian judicial system to ensure the Two Michaels’ release from China.”

“What are you asking me to do?” Xi’s reflection in the mirror yawned as he ate an overdone egg roll and then shot the reverse image egg roll chef.

“To order the release of Canadians Michael Kovrig and Michael Spavor- the Two Michaels- from prison and return them to Canada. Otherwise my tiny testicles will be crushed and I won’t be able to have sex with anyone,” Xi wept.

Xi’s Supreme Leader mirror reflection consented to Xi’s request and ordered the release of the two Canadians.

British MP Renfield R. Renfield then had a late Friday evening dinner with vampiresses Ho Babylon Minh and Mei-ling Manchu in the restaurant atop the Eiffel Tower.

The gothic trio pushed some Neo-Vichy Paris policemen to their deaths when the latter group raised a fuss about the former not having any vaccine passports identification.

Mei-ling Manchu visiting Castle Dracula in Transylvania earlier this summer.

-A vampire novel chapter
written by Christopher
Friday September 24th
2021.

2 Comments

  1. Americaoncoffee said,

    I’m sorry but tell me, is this real news?

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