Oksana Astarov and Dr. Nicht Werhoffen’s Transhuman Robot

October 31, 2021 at 11:43 pm (Geopolitics and International Relations, International Intrigue, News, Poetry, Sorcery, Technology, The Occult, The Supernatural, Vampire novel) (, , , , , , )

Oksana Astarov and Dr. Nicht Werhoffen’s Transhuman Robot

Yaldabaoth the Irish Leprechaun was spending Halloween Night in Buckingham Palace because he figured it was as good a place to stay as any.

He was drinking bottles of Guinness stout and reading Ireland’s national leprechaun newspaper The Leprechaun Limerick.

The first news item was on how Joe Biden literally shit his pants upon meeting the Pope this past Friday.

Apparently a noticable large spot of brown was noticed on the back of Biden’s pants after the meeting.

Today Biden was looking lost and confused at today’s G-20 summit in Rome.

He had wandered to the far side of the stage by himself and was busy talking to invisible summit participants.

Later the G-20 leaders stood with their backs to the Fountain of Trevi and threw coins backwards into the fountain making wishes as they did so.

An Italian tenor sang “Three coins in the fountain, which one will the fountain bless…?”.

Joe Biden before falling into the Fountain remarked, “Say, didn’t Steve Martin sing that song in the movie Planes, Trains and Automobiles?”.

“I much preferred John Candy’s rendition of “Flintstones, meet the Flintstones…” in that very same movie,” the ghost of Rod Serling remarked.

Rod Serling’s ghost was present at the G-20 Rome Meeting since it would definitely qualify for being an episode of The Twilight Zone.

The banner of Planet People Prosperity blew in the wind over the summit.

Yaldabaoth went on to the next news item.

Leprechaun reporters were speculating that Mark Zuckerberg must have flunked conversational Hebrew after Zuckerberg announced that the name of his company was being changed from Facebook to Meta.

Meta is apparently the Hebrew word for Death.

Meta is also the ancient Assyrian word for Death so Zuckerberg might have flunked ancient Assyrian as well.

And one of the leprechaun reporters had discovered Jorge Mario Bergoglio (aka Pope Francis) had been sniffing crack cocaine after the Biden meeting.

Francis then went on to write a thoroughly incomprehensible speech for his monthly Pope Video this one babbling about “social poets” and “dreams” and “wishes” and “clouds” and “hope” and “joy” and more babbling about “social poets” and “dreams” and “wishes” and “clouds” before he finally lost what remained of his mind at the end of the video.

As for Dr. Nicht Werhoffen, who had once been a research scientist for the East German Stasi prior to the fall of the Berlin Wall but then became a research scientist for the Russian FSB (after the collapse of the Soviet Union), he had inhaled the entire package of Uncle Ernie’s Drug of The Day Club that was mailed to him daily from Australia.

He then built a transhumanist robot using an electric fan for the legs and various other contraptions for the rest of the anatomy.

There was a TV security camera for the right eye of the robot.

However Werhoffen got the lovely Moscow model Oksana Astarov to pose with it making a rather impressive debut photograph.

-A vampire novel chapter
written by Christopher
Saturday October 31st

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Hugh Grant Movie Comes Alive

October 30, 2021 at 9:05 pm (Commentary, International Intrigue, Life, Personal essays) ()

Despite the title, this is a real life personal essay and not a work of fiction.

As I often told Daniel (whose WordPress user name is Hyperion and who used to write a blog here on WP called Return of Dragons before he deleted it) the reason why I write an on-line vampire novel rather than blog about personal experiences is because a vampire novel is so much more believable than what actually happens to me in real life.

Because at many times in my life, my life is really out there to use a Fox Mulder X-Files expression.

Anyways back in the 1990s, I saw a serious film that starred Hugh Grant (Hugh Grant starred in so many comedies back in the 1990s including one of my ’90s favourites Four Weddings and A Funeral) where he played a doctor.

Anyways one of Hugh Grant’s character’s medical colleagues was performing experiments on homeless people in an effort to find a cure for some disease.

The homeless people captured ended up dying after the evil doctor performed his experiments on them.

The evil doctor’s reasoning?

Well in Nietzschean Fascist semi-Nazi fashion, he saw homeless people as being of no intrinsic value to society and therefore no one would really miss them when they go.

“Besides,” the evil doctor told the good Hugh Grant’s doctor character, “this is all for the common good.”

“This is all for the common good,” is definitely a phrase currently being used by Neo-Fascist, 4th Reich Nazi and Neo-Bolshevik Communist Neo-Stalinist politicians and health “experts” in today’s plandemic times of 2020 and 2021.

This is why everyone’s civil rights were taken away and why the economy was locked down- destroying so many small businesses.

All for the common good.

Anyways as those of you who read my blog posts for the past month know, the spirit of Voldemort filled social housing agency the Calgary Dream Center kicked me out of my own community home for no good reason (other than the fact that a couple of their employees are allied with the spirit of Voldemort).

I stayed in a hotel for a while until the money ran out of my bank account.

Then a week ago Wednesday, I entered a homeless shelter where there was free WiFi for its clients.

There was no free WiFi for clients the last time I was in a homeless shelter in Calgary back in 2016 and 2017.

However last Sunday one person in the shelter came down with Covid and the ultra-paranoid AHS (which is supposed to stand for Alberta Health Services but is really a Canadian prairie province reincarnation of the old Nazi SS-Gestapo) declared a Covid outbreak.

They tested a bunch of people for Covid and those who tested positive for Covid were sent to a hotel for quarantine.

One person got out after 3 days.

He was talking to people at a table across from me in the shelter and explained he got doubly vaccinated within a 24 hour period.

That’s why they let him out after 3 days rather than the usual 10 to 14 days quarantine in a hotel.

It was that remark that inspired this personal essay.

I thought the science earlier this year (you can always tell if a person is a moron or an imbecile if they start saying the phrase “We must follow the science” with an idiotic glint in their eye as they sit glassy eyed listening to the latest satanic demonic statement from the evil mad scientist Dr. Anthony Fauci or an AHS SS-Gestapo official) said you were supposed to wait a certain time period between receiving the 1st and 2nd dose.

Now it looks like the evil satanic AHS (Alberta Health Services but really the reincarnated Nazi SS- Gestapo) are experimenting with double dosing people with the vaccine within a 24 hour period.

However since it’s homeless people they’re experimenting on- no problem as far as AHS is concerned.

They probably share the same demonic Nietzschean ubermensch philosophy as that held by the evil doctor in that Hugh Grant movie where Hugh Grant played a good doctor battling the evil doctor.

It’s that old Hugh Grant movie come to life.

-A personal essay written by Christopher
Saturday October 30th 2021.

To my friends who pray, please pray for me who’s stuck in a homeless shelter in these evil times where Nietzschean Fascism, Nazi eugenics and Soviet Stalinism reign again.

Vril Society mystic Maria Orsic who lived in the days of the evil Third Reich.
Only the George Soros-Bill Gates-Klaus Schwab-Dr. Anthony Fauci 4th Reich Revised Nazi-Soviet Pact would be more evil she foresaw.

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Jack O’ Hare Meets Mr. Ed The Talking Horse

October 29, 2021 at 9:45 pm (Film, Mystery, Poetry) (, , , , , , )

Gwen with Mr. Ed the Talking Horse

Jack O’ Hare was playing with a telegraph set practicing his Morse
When those Halloween X-Solar flares unleashed a powerful force
And sent him hurtling through space-time wildly off course
Back to the time of Mr. Ed the Talking Horse

Asked Jack, “Are you Mr. Ed the Talking Horse?
Replied the noble equine, “Of course! Of course! Of course!”.

“And who are you?” Jack asked the fair maiden,
“Gwen Conliffe,” she said on night when moon wasn’t fadin,
Then she added,
“Even a man who is pure in heart
And says his prayers at night
Can become a wolf when the wolfbane blooms
And the autumn moon is bright.”

In the distance Larry Talbot’s tormented soul howled
And in far off tracks of Talbot estate one lone wolf growled.

“Tis Halloween,” said Jack as space-time went off course,
“The only time of year,” said Mr. Ed, “where you’ll meet a talking horse.”

-A poem written by Christopher
Friday October 29th 2021.

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Curtains Over The Biden-Bergoglio Meeting

October 28, 2021 at 10:12 pm (Geopolitics and International Relations, International Intrigue, Mythology, News, Sorcery, The Occult, The Supernatural, Vampire novel) (, , , )

The meeting between senile old fool Joe Biden and Communist puppet of the Antichrist false prophet Jorge Mario Bergoglio would not be televised live tomorrow.

In addition to that, the White House’s airheaded Press Secretary Jen Psaki and brainless mainstream media reporters of the White House Press Corp would not be allowed to attend the meeting.

Both Ms. Psaki and members of the Press Corp had thrown major spaz attacks and temper tantrums as a result of the Vatican’s decision.

The Cardinal who headed the Vatican’s secret service and spy network was codenamed Cardinal JM (J stood for Judas as in Iscariot and M stood for Manasseh the Apostate King of Judah) and he explained to Samhain Cardinal Salaman the reason for the Vatican’s decision.

As Cardinal JM’s personal secretary Father Oliver Thomas Wardenclyffe frolicked in a hot tub with a couple of gay Jesuit priests, Cardinal JM showed Cardinal Salaman a diagram of secret drawings that were presented to certain select people at this past weekend’s Vatican Conference On Transhumanism.

Plans were already well underway for the New Age Satanic Matrix.

Getting everybody vaccinated was part of the plan.

Unfortunately there were a few stubborn people out there who refused to be vaccinated.

Mark Zuckerberg (an alumnus of the Voldemort School of Satanic Wizardry) had today announced the change of name from Facebook to Meta.

Part of Zuckerberg’s plans for his New Age Satanic Matrix called the Metaverse.

Of course Elon Musk and Jeff Bezos already had plans for New Age satanic matrixes of their own.

The question for humanity was, from which man would you buy a used New Age Satanic Matrix?

There were such matrixes back in the day developed by Semjaza, Azazel and Nimrod around the time of Noah’s Flood and the building of the Tower of Babel.

This time around instead of using vertical structures such as towers and pyramids to bring about a gnostic matrix, horizontal structures such as 5G Networks would be used.

Which would be helped by putting graphene in vaccines.

At the Biden-Bergoglio meeting at the Vatican tomorrow, the demons Baal and Baphomet would be present along with the Fallen Archangel Mephistopheles.

It was determined that the Church and the world might not be prepared for the Pope and the U.S. President publicly meeting with Baal and Baphomet and Mephistopheles just yet.

Both Church and world would be ready soon but probably not until after everybody had their third and fourth doses of the vaccine.

Francis had already brought in the demon Pachamama (an Inca earth mother goddess that was a dragon to woman and back again shapeshifter) to be worshipped and venerated in the Vatican Gardens and Saint Peter’s Basilica back in 2019.

Last week the demonic Aztec god Tezcatlipoca (Aztec god of night and sorcery) was prayed to and venerated in a Catholic Cathedral in California’s San Bernardino County with Pope Francis’ blessing of course.

Everything was leading to the point where all Hell would break loose on Earth.

An Irish goddess comes to life in the British Museum.

-A vampire novel chapter
written by Christopher
Thursday October 28th

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Jack O’ Hare and The Hobbit’s House

October 27, 2021 at 9:28 pm (Folklore, Mythology, Poetry) (, , , )

A hobbit’s house with pumpkins galore,
Jack O’ Hare went and knocked at the door,
A hobbit answered who was only a little taller than the floor.

“Are any of these pumpkins for sale?” Jack asked with a wiggle of his ears,
The hobbit invited him in to dine on cheese and bread and drink a few beers,
“Halloween should be a time for fun and not playing on fears,”
Hobbit noted, “Let’s eat, drink and be merry and be of good cheers.”

Jack agreed and drank a fine glass of ale,
Hobbit looked in the postal box to check his mail,
Saruman the White had in Ethics did fail,
These were times when men in white went to the dark side
As Bishops of Rome will now on a witch’s broomstick ride.

Saint George was forced to slay a dragon that had abandoned the concept of right,
And a let’s going Brandon had said to George good night.
But let us return to pumpkins and beer,
Let’s drink a toast and be of good cheer,
For we must have hope
When confronting the forces of fear.

-A poem written by Christopher
Wednesday October 27th 2021.

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Satyrs and Ravens and Fools and Pookas and Who Will Rule The World?

October 26, 2021 at 11:12 pm (Aesthetics, Geopolitics and International Relations, International Intrigue, News, Sorcery, The Occult, The Supernatural, Vampire novel) (, , , , , , )

Genetically created satyr serial killer Pan Goatee was waiting at a light to cross the street to go to a McDonald’s.

When the light changed, a fat ugly blimp began crossing the street from the opposite direction.

From a car could be heard a man’s voice that sounded like a cross between an Irish lilt and an Eastern European rabbi’s accent.

The voice called for the Void to send Pan Goatee.

Goatee had already struck beheading the fat ugly blimp and cutting her up into 999 trillion pieces.

Krampus the demon goat arrived to pick up the pieces.

A Taoist scholar stood at an another street corner explaining the relationship between God and Heaven and the void.

Two Soros-Gates-Fauci operatives sat in a seedy vehicle in front of a seedy used car lot.

“Maybe we should kill this satyr for killing so many of Dr. Fauci’s prized ugly looking creations,” one operative said to the other.

The Norse god Odin’s two ravens Huginn and Muninn flew through the open window of the car and pecked out the four eyes of the two operatives.

. . .

In Washington DC this evening the idiotic New Age Earth Mother Goddess Gaia worshipping Patriarch of Constantinople Bartholomew (who was often given the raspberry he so richly deserved by Patriarch Kirill of Moscow) had met with senile old fool Joe Biden at the White House.

Bartholomew in meeting the brainless mainstream media press afterwards had described Biden as a “man of vision and faith”.

As soon as the words “man of vision and faith” were spoken, a 6 foot 8 tall Welsh pooka purple bunny rabbit with big pink floppety ears named Harvey Tallbanger (who was invisible to all except those people who were drinking Harvey Wallbangers) threw a pumpkin pie in Patriarch Bartholomew’s face.

The pumpkin pie had on it the words written in whipped cream HOW DOES IT FEEL TO BE AN IDIOT?

. . .

Michelangelo the Psychic Lobster had a vision of Buckingham Palace in ruins.

Standing outside the gates of the ruined palace were Her Majesty the Queen (who was weeping) and the ghost of American singer Johnny Cash.

Johnny Cash sang on his guitar this song,

“Soon you’ll have to decide who you want to be your King?
Will it be Jesus? Will it be Lucifer?
Jesus will take you to Heaven,
Lucifer will take you to Hell.
World governments, Dr. Fauci and the Pope
want you to worship Lucy in The Sky With Diamonds.
But it’s for you to decide who to worship.
Will it be Jesus? Will it be Lucifer?
Just remember that old Vaxx contains a lot of Death
That old Vaxx contains a lot of Death
And Jesus never got along with Death
Remember the empty tomb
and don’t fall for immortal doom.

Transhumanist promises resemble that old Serpent’s promises
On that long ago tree in Eden,
“You shall not surely die”
“You shall be as gods”.
All lies. All lies.
As my old friends Art and Paul once wrote,
“All lies and jest, still a man hears what he wants to hear
and disregards the rest.”

-A vampire novel chapter
written by Christopher
Tuesday October 26th

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Bloodthirsty Mad Scientist Dr. Anthony Fauci and Satanic Antipope Bergoglio

October 25, 2021 at 10:58 pm (Aesthetics, Geopolitics and International Relations, Ghost Story, International Intrigue, News, Sorcery, Technology, The Occult, The Supernatural, Vampire novel) (, , , , , )

Genetically created satyr serial killer Pan Goatee had gone to downtown Calgary today.

He hadn’t been there since March 2020 when the plandemic struck.

He needed to get a bank statement from the branch where he had opened his account 5 years ago.

The streets of downtown Calgary were totally deserted except for the occasional ugly looking woman strolling about.

An acquaintance of his the great Irish Jewish science-fiction writer George Finneganburg might think this was only his writer’s imagination.

But it was perfectly true.

The streets were deserted except for the occasional ugly looking woman (subjects of Soros-Gates-Fauci genetic experiments involving genetic hybridization of male humans with sasquatch sperm injected female walruses creating a new creature the Female Noeticus Repulsivius Uglius).

It was the worst of all possible dystopian nightmares.

Already the philosopher Leibniz was hitting his head on an anvil down in the Underworld of Hades for making such a colossally stupid original statement.

Truly a horror sci-film.

An empty downtown city landscape where only repulsively ugly looking women lurked and who were dispatched to Tartarus by a heroic satyr from the pages of Greek mythology via the methods of beheading and bodily dismemberment (× 999 trillion).

The Austro-Hungarian and Bavarian demon Krampus arrived to pick up the pieces and take them down to Tartarus.

If George Finneganburg had been in the dystopian streets of Calgary this day he’d have got down on his knees and thanked the Void for sending Pan Goatee.

. . .

Further evidence had come to light about the bloodthirsty mad scientist Dr. Anthony Fauci who was so beloved and was the darling of the brainless mainstream media.

Fauci through the NIH had funded a recent experiment in Tunisia in which lab technicians placed sedated beagles’ heads in mesh cages and allowed starved sand flies to feast on them alive.

During the experiments, researchers had severed the vocal cords of the beagles to silence their cries of pain.

Dr. Anthony Fauci was indeed little more than a cross between Dr. Josef Mengele and Dr. Victor Frankenstein.

. . .

At the Vatican today Cubans who wished for an end to Cuba’s Communist dictatorship had come to the Vatican to ask Pope Francis for his help and intercession.

Instead Francis locked the liberty loving Cubans out of Mass at Saint Peter’s Basilica.

Then when they showed up in Saint Peter’s Square draped in the flag of a free Cuba, Jose Mario Bergoglio (aka Pope Francis) ordered Vatican police to arrest them.

The ghost of Fidel Castro dropped by to congratulate satanic antipope Bergoglio for his efforts.

“You’re quite welcome, Comrade Fidel,” His Unholiness answered with a glint in his eye.

Francis had also on this day (the Feast Day of Saints Crispin and Crispinian when England’s King Henry V won the Battle of Agincourt in 1415 and when Charles Martel had won the Battle of Tours in 732) announced the appointment of population control fanatic and World Economic Forum economist Jeffrey Sachs to the Pontifical Academy of Social Sciences.

The well roasted looking ghost of Thomas Malthus appeared to Francis to congratulate him on the Sachs appointment.

This was followed by the well roasted looking ghost of Rodrigo Borgia Pope Alexander VI who mentioned to Francis that while he Alexander VI had been an extremely bad and wicked Pope, at least he did validly and legitimately occupy the papal office.

Borgia Pope Alexander VI told Bergoglio that he Francis was a satanic antipope who had usurped his way to the throne of Peter.

Borgia’s statement pissed off Bergoglio no end.

-A vampire novel chapter
written by Christopher
Monday October 25th

The 1950s decade of Ava Gardner: The good old days when dogs weren’t subject to the torturous Frankenscience medical experiments of the evil Dr. Anthony Fauci and his NIH

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Preferring Cats To Covid and Also Cigarettes

October 24, 2021 at 10:12 pm (Commentary, Life, Personal essays) ()

Well yesterday the homeless shelter I’m in suffered a Covid outbreak.

This is why I was leery of going into a homeless shelter in the first place (even one like this that has free WiFi for its clients plus only 4 to 5 people per room) because I had heard that homeless shelters are Covid superspreaders.

But once I had run out of money in my bank account for a hotel room, I had no other choice.

Alberta Social Services will only send me next month’s disability cheque until I actually have a place to rent.

So tonight a friend from the Spanish language Church I occassionally attend drove me over to a place to rent I had heard about from another acquaintance.

It was a trailer in a trailer court.

It was a rather nice looking trailer.

I’d have a couple of other roommates.

Plus cats.

Six cats.

I do love cats.

As soon as I entered the trailer, a cute little black kitten ran towards me, meowed and rubbed her head against me.

“I hope you like cats,” said the owner of the trailer.

“I do,” I nodded.

“That’s good because we have 5 others,” said the trailer owner.

I wouldn’t mind six cats.

The only thing that made me decide not to take a room in the trailer was the over 3 dozen cigarette butts I counted in the trailer’s living room ashtray which appeared to be recently smoked.

I have a terrible allergy to cigarette smoke.

So I’m still in a homeless shelter for now- and one unfortunately with Covid.

And trying desperately to find a place to rent so I can get my disability cheque from Alberta Social Services for next month and once again build up money in my bank account that I lost from having to rent a hotel room because the Wicked Witch of Voldemort threw me out of my community house.

October 24th 2021.

I think I’d much prefer attending the Mad Hatter’s Tea Party with Alice, the Mad Hatter and the March Hare than living in Calgary during a plandemic-pandemic.

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Hydra Vulgaris and The Coming New Temple

October 23, 2021 at 10:30 pm (Espionage, Geopolitics and International Relations, History, International Intrigue, News, The Occult, The Supernatural, Vampire novel) (, , )

British MP Renfield R. Renfield was doing a Saturday night podcast.

Here were some of his revelations:

“In Italy the Italian Health Ministry has revised the number of deaths caused by Covid.
Previously statistics had shown that over 134,000 Italians had died of Covid since the pandemic began.
The Italian Health Ministry has now revived the number of deaths downward to 3783.”

“In other news, it was the fully vaccinated who were the vast majority of Covid deaths in both Sweden and the UK in the recent month of September.
The Public Health Agency of Sweden reported earlier this month that 70% of Covid deaths between September 1st and September 24th occurred among the fully vaccinated.
Sweden’s death numbers had plummeted after health officials scaled back restrictions at the beginning of June.
There were virtually no Covid fatalities reported in the Scandinavian country throughout July and August.
Deaths only began to climb again by mid-September by which time nearly 75% of Swedes older than 16 were fully vaccinated.
After Sweden’s mass vaccination campaign, the recent surge in infections has led to the highest number of Covid-19 cases in Sweden.”

“In the UK, a report by the UK Health Security Agency published October 7th noted that most Covid 19 deaths in September were among the fully vaccinated. The same number as Sweden’s- 70%.
The U.K. has also a nearly identical vaccination rate to Sweden’s.”

When his podcast was over, Renfield read a report prepared by the Set Enterprises Intelligence Unit.

The report noted that a tentacled entity found in the Moderna jabs has a connection with the organism Hydra Vulgaris.

It is one of the model organisms that Transhumanists like to look at and study.

It’s immortal in a lab setting and continuously produces its own stem cells.

The hydra also has its own neural network.

Each organism has its own mesh network (like an intranet inside a body) and they can communicate with one another.

“Someone is really anxious to get these vaccines with their synthetic replicating organisms inside everyone’s body on earth even though the evidence indicates that these vaccines don’t work and in many cases makes the spread of Covid-19 even worse and more deadly,” Renfield noted, “I wonder what sort of people are behind this?”.

Meanwhile over in Rome at a Conference on Transhumanism being held at the Teutonic College in Vatican City, the ghost of Hiram Abiff (the architect and master mason who built the Temple of Solomon) was giving a speech on how every person on Earth would soon be part of a new Cosmic Celestial Temple (made up of human bodies to serve as the temple for a returning god).

-A vampire novel chapter
written by Christopher
Saturday October 23rd

1943: Fighting against Hitler but not against Hydra Vulgaris.

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Rome On The Eve of A Transhumanist Future

October 22, 2021 at 10:30 pm (Geopolitics and International Relations, International Intrigue, News, Sorcery, Technology, The Occult, The Supernatural, Vampire novel) (, , , , , )

The cigarette smoking demon Asmodeus sat in a Rome taverna on the eve of a Transhumanist conference at the Vatican.

Brainless “fact checkers” at the Reuters news agency were proclaiming that this conference was only being held at Vatican City, it wasn’t being organized by the Vatican.

The idiots had neglected to check the Vatican’s own news web site where they were busy boasting about organizing the conference.

Instead the Reuters “fact checkers” who couldn’t see much beyond their own navel (or quite possibly their own asshole) were quoting the ADL (Anti-Defamation League) who got their panties in a knot when Mel Gibson made the film The Passion of The Christ and have had their panties in a knot ever since.

Brainless “fact checkers” at Reuters quoting the knotted panties cutting off the blood supply to the brain ADL said that Transhumanists were not planning on merging man with machine.

Both the brainless “fact checkers” at Reuters and the ADL had obviously neglected to read Elon Musk’s latest glowing press release on the subject.

Elon Musk would be most disappointed to hear that there were still people out there who did not read his press releases.

Mephistopheles the Fallen Archangel walked through the door of the Rome taverna.

“Going to attend the Transhumanist Conference at the Vatican tomorrow?” Asmodeus asked.

“I am,” the fallen Archangel nodded.

“Say what world leader is it that you occasionally possess sometimes?” Asmodeus inquired.

“Joe Biden,” Mephistopheles answered.

Asmodeus’ little buddy Nimrod the little green frog held up a sign that read “Let’s go Brandon!” showing the Roman poet Virgil kicking Joe Biden into the flames of the Inferno as Dante watched.

. . .

M. Beast (which stood for Mark of the Beast) was an infernal creature.

He called himself M. Beast because he had delusions of grandeur.

Seeing himself as THE Mark of the Beast.

But really he was a gaslighter.

One who enjoyed gaslighting homeless vulnerable people.

He worked in an agency run by the forces of Voldemort.

And tried to convince the clients he was assigned to help that they were crazy.

Little did M. Beast know that British MP Renfield R. Renfield already had him in his sights.

And Michelangelo the Psychic Lobster already had a vision of M. Beast’s demise in the Set Enterprises’ dungeons.

A slow painful death.

And lots of agonizing screams coming from M. Beast’s mouth.

. . .

Yaldabaoth the Irish Leprechaun had been invited to speak at the Transhumanist Conference at the Vatican.

The topic he was invited to speak on was How Leprechauns Will Fit Into The Future of Transhumanism.

Yaldabaoth had no idea how leprechauns would fit into the future of Transhumanism.

But he heard that the conference would have plenty of free booze flowing so he’d go and speak anyhow.

As he walked up the steps of a Roman piazza while carrying a gargantuan bottle of Tuscan red wine, he ran into his mother Sophia the Greco-Egyptian Gnostic goddess of Wisdom.

Yaldabaoth soon found himself the recipient of a good old fashioned spanking from his mother.

-A vampire novel chapter
written by Christopher
Friday October 22nd

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