Ghost of Joseph Goebbels Hired As Chief Ghost Writer and “Fact Checker” For AHS

October 2, 2021 at 11:01 pm (Geopolitics and International Relations, International Intrigue, Mythology, News, The Supernatural, Vampire novel) (, , , , , , , )

British MP Renfield R. Renfield was reading an intelligence report on the political situation in Alberta.

The report was compiled by Kanti the Flying Mermaid for the Set Enterprises Intelligence Unit.

Kanti The Flying Mermaid was literally that.

A flying mermaid.

A mermaid who had both fins and wings.

She preferred fresh water and not salt water and spent her time swimming in the lakes and rivers of the Canadian prairie provinces.

She had turned 300 years old this year.

According to Kanti’s report, the Nazi SS and Gestapo like organization AHS (Alberta Health Services) had officially hired the ghost of Joseph Goebbels the late Third Reich Nazi Minister of Propaganda to be chief ghost writer and “fact checker” for the organization.

Goebbels had managed to obtain a long term dispensational release from Hades the Greek god of the Underworld and Hel the Norse goddess of the Underworld for this purpose (Goebbels was usually subject to alternating between roasting away on a rotating barbeque spit over open flames down in Tartarus or getting his nuts frozen off in the cold dark icy mists of Hel’s Niflheim which was somewhat further north of Tartarus).

Communist Chinese dictator Xi Jinping’s supernatural spirit advisor the Black Dragon had managed to negotiate with both Hades and Hel to obtain this much desired result.

A health policy analyst called Timothy Caulfield would be working with Goebbels’ ghost in overseeing the new AHS project.

Timothy Caulfield was currently bending over a Swedish sauna bench while getting sodomized in the rear end by the ghost of Ernst Rohm the butch sodomite head of Adolf Hitler’s SA (Sturmabteilung) Brownshirts.

Rohm had also been released by both Hades and Hel at the Black Dragon’s request.

On the opposing Swedish sauna bench, the Greek god Apollo was bending over and sodomizing his male lover Hyancinth.

Apollo was currently in Alberta because his son Asclepius was.

Asclepius was working on some sort of project with the fallen archangel Mephistopheles and also Thanatos the Greek god of death.


Hitler and Mussolini meeting in 1940.
Some ideas never really die.
They can be resurrected some 80 or 81 years later.

-A vampire novel chapter
written by Christopher
Saturday October 2nd
2021.

4 Comments

  1. Awaiya Akaido said,

    Thank goodness for the validity of your report. When you said flying mermaid, I thought of a druggy ex mer friend of mine. Whew! 💦🐋

    • Dracul Van Helsing said,

      No, Mermaid, this is a mermaid who actually flies in the literal sense.

      She doesn’t get high on hallucinogenic drugs.

      She avoids pharmakeia whenever she can.

  2. Judy Kim said,

    “Apollo was bending over and sodomizing his male lover Hyancinth” 😂🤣🤣😂!

    • Dracul Van Helsing said,

      Yes, he was having “a gay old time” as the lyrics to the theme song of the old Hanna-Barbera cartoon show The Flintstones would put it. 😂🤣🤣😂

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