Vampiress Mei-ling Manchu Makes An Amazing Discovery

October 17, 2021 at 10:59 pm (Comedy, Culture, Gothic, Horror, Humour, Literature, The Supernatural, Vampire novel) (, , , , , )

Vampiress Mei-ling Manchu, who drank red wine (unlike Bela Lugosi’s Dracula), was in the study of Transylvania’s Castle Dracula where she had made an amazing discovery:

Mei-ling Manchu: This is very interesting…

Mei-ling Manchu: Apparently writer Truman Capote did not write In Cold Blood…

Mei-ling Manchu: He wrote in… ink.

Mei-ling Manchu: However the same won’t be said about me.

-A vampiress Mei-ling Manchu
Halloween photo montage
written by Christopher
Sunday October 17th


  1. Hyperion said,

    Bwaaa haaa haaaa! Loved the Truman joke. Mei-ling would certainly make a great writer, writing in cold blood instead of ink while a guest in the ole Drac Castle.

    • Dracul Van Helsing said,

      Thank you, Daniel.

      Glad you loved the Truman joke. 😃

      Yes, I’d certainly love to be in Drac Castle with Mei-ling learning about writing in cold blood.

      Much more preferable than being in the lair of the Wicked Witch of Voldemort where some guy who just got out of jail and wound up in a community housing house right away complained about a guy with type 2 diabetes urinating throughout the night which disturbed the released criminal’s constantly playing video war games on his PlayStation throughout the night.

      • Hyperion said,

        Perhaps the poor soul with type 2 diabetes should pee on the criminal instead of the toilet. It would conserve water by reducing flushes.

      • Dracul Van Helsing said,

        That would be indeed a most apt performance.

        The ghost of Prince could sing a new song Yellow Rain.

      • Hyperion said,

        I like it! It has great theatrical appeal.

      • Dracul Van Helsing said,

        Indeed it does. 😀

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