Lili Marleen At The Piano

November 30, 2021 at 9:44 pm (Poetry) (, , , )

Lili Marleen at the piano

It was approaching Christmas 1947
Thanksgiving was over
And the turkeys had been eaten
In those days turkeys didn’t sit
In the Oval Office
Like they do today.

LA Private Eye Carson Cody Albion
had headed north to San Francisco
It was a slight drizzle
As Albion wandered the streets
He saw a cocktail lounge
On the other side of where he stood
The Blue Pacific
It looked inviting

He crossed the street
And looked at the sign
Outside the cafe
It said
Lili Marleen singing here tonight.

Lili Marleen,
Albion lit a cigarette
And then blew smoke rings
And thought
Lili Marleen had been one of his favourite songs
Listening to on the radio
As America fought Hitler and Tojo
During the War Years of WWII.

It had originally been a First World War song
But brought back in this war
As Woodrow Wilson was shown to be wrong
For stating that the War of 1914-1918
Was the War To End All Wars

It was Vera Lynn
The woman called Yorkshire’s Rose
Who used to sing it

“Underneath the lantern
by the barrack gate
Darling I remember
The way you used to wait
‘Twas there that you whispered tenderly
That you loved me
You’d always be
My Lili of the lamplight
My own Lili Marlene…”

Carson Cody Albion walked into the bar
And there noticed a woman who was sitting atop the piano
Who presumably was Lili Marleen

“Hello, Mr. Albion,”
Lili Marleen smiled at him,
“I’m glad of all the cocktail lounges
in all the world
you chose to walk into this one”.

Albion smiled
He liked her welcoming demeanor
And her Humphrey Bogart Casablanca like reference
But most of all her welcoming demeanor

They danced together
Underneath the crystal globe on the ceiling
As the orchestra played
On this night in The Blue Pacific Lounge
She was his own Lili Marleen.

-A Carson Cody Albion poem
written by Christopher
Tuesday November 30th

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It’s Moonlight Madness Without The Moonlight

November 29, 2021 at 11:02 pm (Commentary, Geopolitics and International Relations, International Intrigue, News, The Supernatural, Vampire novel) ()

The Set News Network (SNN) was doing the evening news.

“Here’s our Headline News news story…”

“Even though most of the continent of Africa is only 6% vaccinated, Covid has practically died out and is non-existent for all intensive purposes. Scientists baffled.”

“As scientists all over the world sit or stand with stupid looks of bafflement all over their faces, deranged medical bureaucrats, tyrannical politicians and members of the brainless mainstream media continue to work themselves up into a lather over the new Omicron variant.”

“The variant apparently originated in South Africa which has a very high vaccination rate compared with other African countries. The government of South African President Cyril Ramaphosa is apparently at a loss for words and brains.”

“In New York State, New York Gov. Kathy Hochul, after being beheaded by Pan Goatee, is wearing a chicken suit and walking around the streets of New York City with her head cut off crying, “The sky is falling. The sky is falling” as the word OMICRON appears in lights over the marquee electronic board above Times Square.”

. . .

The Greek gods Zeus, Hades and Poseidon were having an emergency meeting in Francis’ papal study at the Vatican.

Father Jose Mario Bergoglio himself was meeting in one of the Vatican halls with the group Gay Pornographers Against Climate Change to discuss issues of mutual interest.

“So what news did you have to tell me?” Zeus inquired.

“Our father the titan Cronus has escaped from Tartarus,” Hades replied.

“What?” Zeus blew a laurel leaf, “How?”.

“He escaped disguised as the latest variant of the Coronavirus which was created by the latest Covid-19 vaccines (really genetic serums),” Hades went on, “The vaccines created by your grandson Asclepius working with the ghost of the Renaissance German alchemist Johann Georg Faust, deranged mad scientist Dr. Anthony Fauci, self-proclaimed genius Bill Gates and the Wuhan Institute of Virology.”

“Oh my Cron,” Zeus wept.

. . .

Michelangelo the Psychic Lobster was having a vision of how 3 different people reacted to someone keeling over and dying after receiving one of the vaccines for Covid-19.

Canadian vampire hunter Dracul Van Helsing (after seeing someone keeling over and dying after receiving the vaccine): Oh my God.

Irish-Jewish American Science-Fiction writer George Finneganburg (after seeing someone keeling over and dying after receiving the vaccine): Oh my void.

Brainless Idiot possibly a deranged medical professional, tyrannical politician or member of the mainstream media (after seeing someone keeling over and dying after receiving the vaccine): Oh my Cron.

-A vampire novel chapter
written by Christopher
Monday November 29th

PS: Dr. Anthony Fauci threw a major spaz attack when the geopolitical analyst he was seeking to bump off left the homeless shelter that he was evicted from and was now living in a trailer in a trailer park.
The trailer has 3 cats named Samson, Saby Faby and Midnight Noggle.

Detective: I’ve worked myself into a lather over this new Omicron variant of the Coronavirus.

Woman: If you’ve worked yourself into a lather over that, Lieutenant, you obviously can’t see what’s in front of you.

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November Birthday

November 28, 2021 at 10:45 pm (Poetry) ()

The month after Halloween
The month before Christmas
Caught between ghosts and goblins and witches
And the Light of the Christ Child
Born in the stable in Bethlehem
Between light and dark
Between headstones on lawns
And Nativity scenes and angels
This is Cold November

This is the month I was born
Born on the same day as William Blake
Born the day before C.S. Lewis
Born 2 days before Winston Churchill
(All heroes of mine)
Not in the same years of course.

Cold November
The month I was born
When frost kisses the trees
And hope lights up
Sweet November

-A poem written by Christopher
Sunday November 28th 2021.

Sweet November

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Just Another Day In Paradise (I’m Being Sarcastic)

November 26, 2021 at 10:03 pm (Aesthetics, Culture, Life, Personal essays, Vampire novel) (, , )

One of my favourite songs from the 1980s was Phil Collins’ Just Another Day In Paradise.

Anyhow in this paradise of 2020-2021 (where a virus is worshipped as a god determining our lives, our jobs, where we go, who we associate with and what we do), I started off the day being banned from Facebook for a remark I made comparing today’s Austria to that of Adolf Hitler’s Nazi Anschluss Austria.

I didn’t know Facebook CEO Snark Suckaturd (as my friend Daniel calls him) was on such good terms with Austria’s current Fascist pig chancellor Alexander Schallenberg but I guess these two must be playing a game of Roll Me Over In The Clover while engaging in Buttocks Cuddles on the Emerald Isle of Ireland.

Then after being banned from Facebook, I was then formally evicted from the homeless shelter I’m in by the end of this month.

So it’s two days before my birthday and less than a month before Christmas and I know not where I’ll be spending December.

On the plus side, I offended some Nazi asshole.

Someone had reblogged my post from yesterday Towards Christmas on their site.

Some whining, snivelling, diaper wetting and pablum puking Nazi crybaby took issue with my lines

“People have always tried to prevent Christmas
From Judea’s King Herod
To Hitler who called it Julfest the Winter Solstice”

The Nazi crybaby snivelled in his comment on the re-blog,

“This is both condescending and unfair.”

It’s best to hear that comment in one’s mind as being spoken in the lisping limpwristed pansy like voice of writer Truman Capote.

For it probably was.

The guy is probably about as fruity as Ernst Rohm and his Brownshirts were.

It may be condescending and unfair but it’s also historically accurate.

Hitler did change the name of the December holiday from Christmas to Winter Solstice Festival during the early 1940s.

So get over it you Nazi asshole.

He then whines and snivels about “Idiot deracinated Americans”.

I don’t know who he’s talking about but I’m a Canadian proud of my Irish, Scots and English heritage.

He talks about “husks of people” possibly referring to his own unique eunuch status in life.

I never knew that today’s Nazis were as big whining snivelling crybabies as today’s Cultural Marxist ‘woke’ brainless zombie youth but apparently they are.

Both need to be taken behind the woodshed to be paddled into real manhood.

. . .

Today’s vampire novel chapter:

Pan Goatee went for a walk down to the park.

Yesterday during his walk he had encountered a fat ugly blimp.

No doubt the blimp had been given permission by her genetic creator Dr. Anthony Fauci to wander around ruining people’s days.

Goatee had beheaded the fat ugly blimp and cut her up into 999 trillion pieces.

Then on his way back to where he was currently staying, he saw another pair of uglos so beheaded them as well.

Hoping not to run into uglos today did not happen.

A hideous repulsively ugly uglo was trying to walk on the ice on the river.

Goatee beheaded the ugly looking gargoyle remarking, “If you’re going to walk around on the ice as repulsively ugly looking as you are, do the world a favour and fall in.”

He then cut her up into 999 trillion pieces.

On the way back to where he was staying, he ran into another ugly woman so beheaded her as well and cut her up into 999 trillion pieces.

“When is Fauci going to be tried with crimes against humanity?” Goatee wondered as he wiped the blood off his astral laser machete.

-A personal essay
vampire novel chapter
written by Christopher
Friday November 26th

Wishing all uglos, Nazis, Fascists, Communists and ‘woke’ brainless zombies
A very Pan Goatee Christmas

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Towards Christmas

November 25, 2021 at 8:50 pm (Christmas, Poetry) (, , )

A month away from today
Neo-Stalinist dictators
sitting in the Oval Office
are calling for a “Dark Winter”

The smile of the Neo-Stalinist dictator
As he diabolically whispers into his microphone
Is strikingly like the smile of the Grinch
Have you noticed?

Well if you steal an election
Why not steal Christmas?

C.S. Lewis said of Narnia under the rule of the White Witch
It was a land where it was always winter but never Christmas
People have always tried to prevent Christmas
From Judea’s King Herod
To Hitler who called it Julfest the Winter Solstice

In North America the supply chains are down
Ports at Long Beach and Los Angeles
Are backed up with ships waiting to be unloaded
(You’d see more than 3 ships on Christmas Day in the morning
This coming California Christmas)
In British Columbia, roads on Vancouver Island and the Lower Mainland are washed out due to flooding
The supply chain from Vancouver (Canada’s largest port)
to the rest of Canada now gone.

Pachamama has given her answer to B.C.’s Marxist government on its vaccine mandates
and hysteria over climate change,
“Frankly my dear, I don’t give a damn”.
Leaving them without roads
And without a pot to piss in.

It is still very much autumn here
No permanent snow on the ground yet
People have placed Christmas lights
In the neighbourhood
Giving a cheery glow

It is natural to long for Christmas
Rather than a dark winter.

Even so, Come Lord Jesus.

-A poem written by Christopher
Thursday November 25th

Veronica Lake longs for Christmas
Rather than a dark winter

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Quotations From Renfield R. Renfield November 24th 2021

November 24, 2021 at 8:51 pm (Commentary, Geopolitics and International Relations, International Intrigue, News, Vampire novel) ()

“In more intelligent decades, a white supremacist was held to be a person who held to the same beliefs and ideas as those of Adolf Hitler and the Ku Klux Klan.
In today’s brainless zombie ‘woke’ cancel culture, a white supremacist is a person who likes the music of Beethoven, the words of Shakespeare and the art of Michelangelo.”

“In today’s America, a white supremacist is someone who likes the U.S. Constitution, the Declaration of Independence and the Bill of Rights.”

“Senile old fool Joe Biden (a prime example of yesterday’s white supremacist), the Neo-Bolshevik Communist FBI, the Neo-Bolshevik Communist Department of Homeland Security, Antifa, BLM and the brainless mainstream media all hate today’s “white supremacists”. ”

“There is no bigger liar in the contemporary world than a so-called independent ‘fact-checker’. Joseph Goebbels’ Ministry of Propaganda was full of them.”

“In any totalitarian society, the truth is always referred to as ‘disinformation’.”

-British MP Renfield R. Renfield

. . .

Evil deranged mad scientist Dr. Anthony Fauci now says “Any attack on me is an attack on Science.”

This megalomaniac (who is the first megalomaniac in history to have nothing whatsoever to be megalomaniacal about) thinks that he’s the Apotheosis and Incarnation of Science.

“What a loser he is!”
-Ghost of Sir Isaac Newton

. . .

New Age guru Oprah Winfrey (talking to Pope Francis by phone):

So your Holiness, do you have any spirit advisors to advise you in your work?

Pope Francis (grinning like an idiot): I have 3. Judas Iscariot and the ghosts of the Sanhedrin High Priests Annas and Caiaphas.

. . .

Cary Grant’s character of Mortimer Brewster, his wife and his two aunts discover what’s really inside the mRNA genetic serum Covid-19 “vaccines”:

-A vampire novel chapter
written by Christopher
Wednesday November 24th

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Politically Correct Once Again Offended By Renfield R. Renfield

November 23, 2021 at 8:29 pm (Commentary, Geopolitics and International Relations, International Intrigue, News, Vampire novel) ()

A news anchorman for SNN (Set News Network) was doing the evening newscast:

“And in other news, Oprah Winfrey, Dr. Phil, Meghan Markle, Prince Harry, AOC and other overly sensitive, easily offended and constantly triggered individuals have strongly condemned British MP Renfield R. Renfield for telling childen in a live podcast yesterday that Elmo, Big Bird and the Cookie Monster have all died as a result of receiving the Covid-19 vaccines (even though Dr. Anthony Fauci in what was supposed to be a top secret email fired off to Bill Gates admitted that was indeed the case with regard to the late beloved Sesame Street characters).”

. . .

Renfield was currently doing a Tuesday evening podcast.

Said Renfield, “The Vatican has announced that it is asking the children of the world to submit cheesy 5th rate videos of them performing Christmas music and songs (“Please no mention of Jesus Christ or the Virgin Mary or Saint Joseph as this would be offensive to our Muslim and World Economic Forum brethren”) with preferrably subjects such as Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer, Santa Claus, Frosty the Snowman and some beastiality practicing future appointee to Joe Biden’s cabinet who just wants a hippopotamus for Christmas.
The videos will then be shown in an upcoming unwatchable telethon to be telecast Christmas Eve.”

-A vampire novel chapter
written by Christopher
Tuesday November 23rd

Rita Hayworth is looking forward to Christmas
Unlike King Herod or Jorge Mario Bergoglio

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Renfield’s Monday Night Podcast Covers AntiPope Francis and The Mystery of Sesame Street

November 22, 2021 at 10:43 pm (Uncategorized)

British MP Renfield R. Renfield was doing a Monday night podcast.

Said Renfield,

“In another one of his “more boring than reading a Noam Chomsky written paragraph” Sunday Angelus sermons to sparsely populated crowds in Rome’s Saint Peter’s Square, His Assholiness Pope Francis used the occasion of the Feast Day of Christ and the 36th World Youth Day yesterday to observe the following asinine banality, “People who refuse to take the vaccines are conspiracy theorists.”

Like all people on the satanic demonic Left, Bergoglio (in another one of his acutely bad impersonations of Tolkien’s character Saruman The White) has neither the intelligence nor the imagination to come up with a new euphemism to replace the term “conspiracy theorist”.

As such idiots on the Left have been kicking around and using the term “conspiracy theorist” ever since Soviet dictator Josef Stalin invented the term back in the 1930s to discredit those people who claimed starvation and government orchestrated famines were present in the USSR of that decade.

Claims by the way which turned out to be correct.

As one day the claims by intelligent people such as myself that these Covid genetic serums called “vaccines” are a ploy by eugenics obsessed globalist billionaires to reduce the world’s population will be shown to be correct.

And speaking of which, the Rothschilds’ rag piece of Orwellian 1984 Ministry of Truth propaganda aka The Economist Magazine have come out in favour of compulsory vaccination.

Shades of their satanic surrealist masked ball of 1972 (the inspiration for Stanley Kubrick’s last film Eyes Wide Shut made in 1999) finally come to life on the world stage.

And the Dutch (once fierce resistors to World War II Nazism) have seen their police turn into a virtual reincarnation of the Gestapo.

Neo-Gestapo Dutch Police opened fire on a crowd in Rotterdam last Friday and arrested dozens of other protestors throughout the country over the weekend.

Police forces in Western Europe and Australia are no longer defenders of citizens.

They’re oppressors of citizens.

Who will one day have to be shot and hung themselves like what happened to the Nazi war criminals at the post-World War II Nuremberg trials.

No doubt this is why the pro-globalist satanic antipope Francis has come out so strongly against capital punishment.

He knows the fate awaiting his globalist friends should true justice once again prevail in the world.

Sounding like the over the hill hippy that he is, Bergoglio did talk about an era of peace and love and joy and harmony and the dawning of the Age of Aquarius to youth in his Feast of Christ the King message using words that were far more eloquently expressed in the poem Desiderata, the lyrics of songs from the now forgotten 1960s musical Hair and the lyrics of songs from early 1970s Coca-Cola commercials.

Someone should tell this pot-smoking pansy and senile old dried up fruit of a priest that the decade of the 1960s ended over 50 years ago.”

Psychedelic Pope Francis:
Love, peace and Uncle Ernie’s Drug of the Day, baby!

. . .

Renfield then did a special podcast just for children.

Renfield looking at the camera with a sad expression on his face.

“Hello, dear children. I have very sad news for you today. Elmo, Big Bird and the Cookie Monster have all died as a result of being vaccinated by the Covid-19 vaccines. The rest of the Sesame Street gang including Kermit the Frog (who has now discovered that it isn’t easy being vaccinated) are all in hospital in critical condition. The only one who’s alive and well and in good condition is Miss Piggy who being the non-conformist that she is refused to get vaccinated.
So remember, dear children, if some seemingly nice person comes to your school and acts overly friendly (like Joe Biden for example) and tells you to get the vaccine, tell him to “f*%k off”.
And if your parents and teacher get mad at you for using a swear word, tell them that Mr. Renfield says it’s perfectly all right for you to use it on this one occasion.”

-A vampire novel chapter
written by Christopher
Monday November 22nd

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Renfield’s Common Sense Sunday Podcast While Living In A World of Fools

November 21, 2021 at 10:11 pm (Commentary, Geopolitics and International Relations, International Intrigue, News, Vampire novel) ()

Here was the news that British MP Renfield R. Renfield read while doing his podcast,

“As reports of injuries after receiving Covid vaccines approach the 1 million mark (894,145 to be exact) in the U.S, you will no doubt be relieved to hear that the CDC (Center For Disease Control) and the FDA (Food and Drug Administration) have approved Pfizer and Moderna boosters for all adults.
They’ve also approved initial shots for kids.
After all as the demon god Moloch would say, “You can’t have enough child sacrifices.”
Both Nancy Pelosi and Joe Biden would agree.
And in other totally unbelievable but true news (which naturally won’t be reported in the brainless mainstream media), the FDA says that it needs 55 years to be able to produce the data that will explain what led to the “warp speed” licensing of the Pfizer Comirnaty vaccine.
Well at least this plandemic “clown world” 🤡🌎 of 2020-2021 finally explains why the Seinfeld TV show character of Cosmo Kramer was so afraid of clowns.” 😱

-A vampire novel chapter
written by Christopher
Sunday November 21st

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Austria Returns To Its Hitlerian Past Under Neo-Nazi Fascist Pig Chancellor Alexander Schallenberg

November 19, 2021 at 10:19 pm (Commentary, Geopolitics and International Relations, International Intrigue, News, The Supernatural, Vampire novel) (, , , , , , )

British MP Renfield R. Renfield was doing another Friday night podcast against the New World Order.

The podcast began with a video of a Cambridge University mathematician writing a mathematical formula on a blackboard (he’d lose his job in the next 24 hours for writing the formula as academic tenure no longer existed in today’s ‘woke’ cancel culture world).

Here was the formula the Cambridge mathematician wrote:

The 1st 21 years of the 21st Century have led to the following mathematical formula:

Pro-Abortion + Pro-Sodomite + Pro-Transgenderism = Pro-Tyranny (In The Name of Covid)

Renfield began his podcast,

“Kyle Rittenhouse has been found not guilty on all counts for shooting 3 Antifa scumbags in self-defense during the Communist rioting in Kenosha Wisconsin last year.”

Renfield went on,

“Meanwhile demon possessed senile old fool Joe Biden says he is “angry and concerned” with the Kyle Rittenhouse verdict.

The Oval Office pedophile douchebag in a pair of enhanced Depends says he will consult with the ghosts of Maximilien Robespierre and Cheka (later OGPU) Soviet Secret Police head Felix Dzerzhinsky in a White House seance in order to determine how to bring back “Real Justice” to America.”

Finally Renfield came to his final news item,

“The Neo-Nazi and Neo-Fascist government of Austria has announced that it will be giving prison terms to those who don’t take the Covid-19 vaccine.
If reincarnation were true, then Austrian Chancellor Alexander Schallenberg is the reincarnation of Adolf Hitler.”

. . .

When the podcast was over, Renfield took the Set Estate house cat Nefertiti Galore and flew over to Vienna in the billionaire ancient Egyptian vampire Set’s eco-friendly environmentally friendly cannabis powered dirigible airship The Captain Georg Von Trapp.

He and Nefertiti then wandered around the streets of Vienna without vaccine passports since neither one was vaccinated.

The pair were stopped by a Vienna policeman who said in Third Reich Nazi Anschluss speak, “I demand to zee your papers.”

Renfield reached into his pocket, pulled out a gun and blew the man’s head off.

“That’s what you get for being a servant of the New World Order,” Renfield stated, “No tears for you.”

The ferocious Set Estate guard house cat Nefertiti Galore then ripped through the man’s uniform and clothes until she reached his bare chest.

She then wrote on his chest with her claws, “And Here’s To You Mr. Schallenberg, Satan Has A Place For You To Go, Wo-Ho-Ho-Ho…” accompanied by some music score notes from a 1960s Simon and Garfunkel song.

They then did the same routine with a dozen other Fascist New World Order adhering Vienna policemen making for a nice baker’s dozen to send a message to Austria’s New Fuhrer Alexander Schallenberg.

An ally of Renfield the Militant Crusader Rabbit Leonard Constantinople also had a message to give Austria’s Neo-Fuhrer Alexander Schallenberg.

Leonard Constantinople had been in Vienna trying to raise a new Crusader Army to liberate Constantinople from Neo-Ottoman Sultan Recep Tayyip Erdogan rule.

Alas for Leonard, most of the Catholic men of Austria were a bunch of post Vatican II Novus Ordo Mass adhering limpwristed Pope Francis approved pansies.

They dressed in Crusader armour and then broke into a rendition of “Who says I’m a puff?” from Monty Python’s Flying Circus.

Constantinople aimed to assassinate the Neo-Nazi Neo-Fascist scumbag Alexander Schallenberg by biting his head off.

Unfortunately for the brave Crusader rabbit, a unit of Austrian SS Army officers from World War II had been raised from the dead by a female shaman from the Amazon who was a good Pachamama worshipping acquaintance and friend of Pope Francis.

The unit was brought in to guard the despotic demagogue scumbag Schallenberg.

As Leonard moved in to bite off Schallenberg’s head, a revived zombie SS officer threw a carrot at the rabbit’s right ear.

The militant Crusader rabbit was knocked off balance and instead of biting off Schallenberg’s head, he bit off other parts of Schallenberg’s anatomy.

“Waaaaah!” Schallenberg started whimpering, “That nasty rabbit bit off my tiny phallus and my tiny testicles!”.

As Leonard Constantinople left the Austrian Neo-Fuhrer’s home, he could hear Schallenberg screaming, “I’m going to get that cwazzy wabbit.”

-A vampire novel chapter
written by Christopher
November 19th 2021.

1940s Classic Hollywood’s Golden Age actress Gene Tierney would probably urge the citizens of planet Earth to resist the Revived Nazi-Soviet Pact Fourth Reich Coviet Union Fascist Great Reset New World Order.

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