Bergoglio’s Vatican: Seat For The Coming Antichrist?

November 9, 2021 at 10:32 pm (Geopolitics and International Relations, International Intrigue, News, The Supernatural, Vampire novel) (, , , , , , , , )

In a directive issued this past October 7th that went unreported by the mainstream media, Pope Francis’ Diocese of Rome forbade the celebration of the Roman Liturgy for Easter next Easter.

It also forbade the celebration of Roman liturgies for the Easter Triduum (Holy Thursday service, Good Friday service and Holy Saturday evening vigil) during Holy Week next year.

Commented Father Aidan Bury Saint Edmunds, “Bergoglio doesn’t want any commemoration of the Passion, Death, Burial and Resurrection of Jesus Christ.”

Meanwhile over in California, its Neo-Stalinist tyrant governor Gavin Newsom may be requiring a miracle of his own.

He hadn’t been seen in public since this past October 27th when he got his third booster shot.

He made a brief statement given today and as he spoke, his hands shook indicating he may be suffering from Bell’s Palsy.

The demons Baal and Baphomet watched the statement.

Baphomet (who was busy sodomizing Biden’s token fruit Transportation Secretary Pete Buttigieg in the butt causing him to make outrageously stupid statements such as “America’s highways are inherently racist”) asked the demon Baal (who was demonic entity advisor on the boards of both Pfizer and Moderna), “Why didn’t Newsom take a saline solution for his jabs like Nancy Pelosi, Joe Biden and Dr. Anthony Fauci did?”.

“Beats me,” Baal shrugged.

And in other news, it was announced that the Vatican and the cuckoo loving nation of Switzerland had signed a joint declaration calling for the worldwide abolition of the Death Penalty.

Renfield mentioned the news item on his podcast- a podcast he began by calling for the public execution by firing squad of Australia’s Victoria state dictator Dan Andrews and his Gestapoesque Chief Commissioner of Police Shane Patton.

Renfield then went on to discuss the Swiss-Vatican Accord on the Death Penalty.

“This accord is as full of holes as a piece of Swiss cheese or a Jesuit bishop’s fantasy dream of what he sees sticking up and waiting for him in a gay bath house…” Renfield began.

As he spoke, a photo of Pope Francis and a Swiss looking gentleman wearing t-shirts was shown on the screen behind him.

The t-shirts that both Bergoglio and the Swiss looking gentleman were wearing said the same thing, IF OUR IDIOTIC POLICIES HAD BEEN ADOPTED 2000 YEARS AGO, JESUS WOULD NOT HAVE BEEN ABLE TO DIE FOR OUR SINS IN 33 AD.

Meanwhile Michelangelo the Psychic Lobster was reading a news story about how badly Joe Biden had pooped his pants in the presence of the Pope.

He had not only pooped his pants but had pooped all over the Vatican floor.

Michelangelo then watched some Lionel Richie music videos from the 1980s and then he went to bed.

He had a horrifying dream of Joe Biden dancing on the ceiling of the Sistine Chapel singing his own paraphrased version of Lionel Richie’s Dancing On The Ceiling and with his back brown stained pants and underpants down was pooping all over Michelangelo’s priceless Renaissance masterpiece paintings.

Sang, danced and pooped Biden, “Oh, what a feeling when I’m dancing on the ceiling…”

And Biden’s poop fell and splattered all over the Michelangelo masterpiece of God creating Adam.

It was the end of the world as we knew it and it wasn’t even the Last Judgment yet.

-A vampire novel chapter
written by Christopher
Tuesday November 9th


  1. Hetty Eliot said,

    This whole business with the TLM is so bewildering and enraging all at once. The scorn, hate, mockery, and contempt heaped by V2 adherents upon traditionalists tells me everything I need to know about their understanding of Catholicism, which is simply social justice bull dressed up with stained glass windows. There’s something so evil going on but few see it. For example, why were the original prayers all but eliminated and replaced by lukewarm pap? The Latin vs vernacular issue is just a distraction–the problems would all still be there if the new prayers were recited in Latin (which they never are so why make the daily missal five pounds by printing them). The understanding of Christ’s sacrifice is totally warped and drained of all meaning through the changes of these prayers. If this continues to get worse, I don’t know where to go.

    • Hetty Eliot said,

      Btw do you have a link about that 10/7 directive?

      • Dracul Van Helsing said,

        It’s at

        One of the news stories from yesterday.

        Their web addresses for their stories are multi-letters and numbers long.

        And I no longer have a working copy and paste function on either my ancient iPhone or ancient tablet.

      • Hetty Eliot said,

        After I posted, I saw it on Church Militant as well.

      • Dracul Van Helsing said,

        Yes, news of this is starting to get out.

    • Dracul Van Helsing said,

      Yes, they’ve deliberately changed the meaning of all the prayers even in Latin.

      These are the tares coming to full fruition as Our Lord warned us about in the parable of the wheat and the tares.

  2. muunyayo said,

    Reblogged this on muunyayo .

  3. Hyperion said,

    This is exactly what happens when you play Alistair Crowley’s sermons backward while reading Harry Potter and the Philosopher’s Stone. Time to blow some new smoke up the Vatican chimney.

    • Dracul Van Helsing said,

      Yes, definitely time to blow some new smoke up the Vatican chimney.πŸ˜‚

      • Hyperion said,

        Probably will need to send a chimney sweep up the pipes to clear all the Wuhan Bats out of there first.

      • Dracul Van Helsing said,

        Exactly! πŸ˜…πŸ˜‚πŸ€£

        ROTFL !

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