Some Renfieldian Mischief On A November Day

November 11, 2021 at 10:07 pm (Geopolitics and International Relations, International Intrigue, News, Vampire novel) (, , , , , )

British MP Renfield R. Renfield was flying over America in one of the London-based billionaire ancient Egyptian vampire Set’s eco-friendly environmentally friendly cannabis powered dirigible airships named The Robert E. Lee.

The name of the ship was lit up in neon so as to positively offend all “woke” and cancel culture individuals on the ground below.

Renfield was performing acts of mischief.

He had hacked into a computerized video presentation being held at a military academy for army cadets.

The academy would apparently be visited by senile old fool Joe Biden next week and the instruction video was showing the cadets how to perform a 21-gun salute.

The video was showing actual footage of another military academy giving a 21-gun salute to Biden.

Renfield had hacked into the video’s audio making the narrator sound like the narrator of one of those old 1950s public service style films that were shown to school kids during Film period in schools.

Renfield had also written his own script for the 1950s style Film narrator to deliver.

As the video started with Biden approaching the assembly of military cadets on the martial drill grounds, the 1950s narrator began his narration of the instructional video being shown to this cadre of cadets,

“Joe Biden is America’s Pooper-In-Chief. As Carly Simon might put it in a theme song for a James Bond movie, “Nobody does it better…”
Yes, whether it’s extending geetings to the Pope or letting America’s middle class and workers know what he actually thinks of them, Joe is the sort of man who’s willing to show the world exactly what he’s full of.”

As Joe Biden in the video went and stood on the dais with which he would view the honour guard as the 21-gun salute sounded, Renfield’s 1950s style film narrator continued, “And it is from this vantage point that Joe Biden will drop a 21-load salute in his pants…”

The video finally came to a screeching halt as the Drill Sargeant screamed “Off!” and cadets were rolling around on the floor in huge gales of laughter.

Renfield then had the dirigible flown over Saint John, New Brunswick where he did a podcast broadcasting to residents below.

“Saint John New Brunswick is the home of 52-year-old Canadian cardiologist Dr. Sohrab Lutchmedial who spent most of 2021 insulting the unvaccinated,” Renfield explained, “Lutchmedial told the unvaccinated only weeks ago, “I won’t cry at your funeral” and now he himself has kicked the bucket two weeks after his 3rd mRNA injection shot.”

Then Renfield added, “Might I suggest giving this fool the posthumous raspberry he so richly deserves by bringing New Year’s Eve party horns and bells and a bunch of Whoopie! cushions to his funeral.”

As Renfield flew back across the Atlantic, already the British Foreign Office was receiving numerous complaints from both Washington DC and Ottawa over the MP’s North American visit.

Angelique Dumont said to her boyfriend Amadeus Emanon (who was Renfield’s best friend), “I can’t believe there’s anybody in the world like Renfield.”

To which Amadeus responded, “In these times in which we live, if Renfield didn’t exist, it would be necessary to invent him.”

-A vampire novel chapter
written by Christopher
Thursday November 11th
2021.

A poster for James Cameron’s 1997 film Titanic outside a London repertory film theatre which had been retouched by Renfield.

10 Comments

  1. Hyperion said,

    LOL! That Renfield is a real rascal. Fancy Piglosi is trying to gin up another Trump impeachment for this dangerous coup at the Military Academy. Sleepy Joe was asleep and waking him up only wastes more Depends adult diapers. With the self inflicted diaper shortage, it’s best not to tempt the new build back better supply system.

    • Dracul Van Helsing said,

      Joe Biden’s self inflicted diaper shortage. πŸ˜…πŸ˜‚πŸ€£

      • Hyperion said,

        After that embarrassing poop on the Vatican floor and the episode of flatulence in front of the Duchess of Windsor, demand for Depends with the presidential seal has skyrocketed.

      • Dracul Van Helsing said,

        It is a great souvenir item from the year 2021.

        It captures the essence of the year in a nutshell. πŸ’©

        Or in this case in a diaper. πŸ’©

      • Hyperion said,

        It is a a crappy situation πŸ€£πŸ’¨πŸ˜΅β€πŸ’«

      • Dracul Van Helsing said,

        LOL ! πŸ˜…πŸ˜‚πŸ€£

  2. David Redpath said,

    Watch out Kamala!
    Looks like old Sleepy Joe is steering
    towards your starboard Titanic 🚒
    When he comes in for a sniff, be sure
    to give him the iceberg treatment πŸ”οΈ

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