Hour of The Rough Beast

November 12, 2021 at 9:41 pm (Folklore, Geopolitics and International Relations, International Intrigue, Mythology, News, The Supernatural, Vampire novel) (, , , , , , , , , , )

“And what rough beast, its hour come round at last,
Slouches towards Bethlehem to be born?”.
-William Butler Yeats in his poem The Second Coming
written 1919

California Gov. Gavin Newsom in addition to showing signs of Bell’s Palsy was also showing signs of demonic possession.

A video of two traditional Dominican priests trying to exorcize Gov. Newsom was filmed by the Set Enterprises Intelligence Unit.

British MP Renfield R. Renfield was watching the video.

In the drawing room behind Gov. Newsom’s bedroom could be heard sounds of Rep. Nancy Pelosi engaging in a bisexual menage a trois with Pachamama the Inca Earth Mother Goddess (a fiery red dragon from the Underworld who shapeshifted into a woman and then back again) and Tezcatlipoca the Aztec god of darkness and sorcery.

In the video Gov. Newsom could be seen levitating 6 feet above his bed and vomiting out carbon emitting petrol.

Newsom swore and cursed at the two exorcists in the languages of ancient Inca, Aztec, Sumerian and Babylonian.

“It looks and sounds like Gov. Newsom is possessed by Bergoglio’s god of surprises,” Renfield remarked.

. . .

Pfizer CEO Albert Bourla was having a cocktail party with the demons Baal, Baphomet and Moloch.

“People who publish disinformation about my experimental Covid mMRNA injections are criminals,” Bourla complained as he fed a human embryo/mouse hybrid to a giant Moroccan desert sandfly who was tired of feeding on beagles’ faces.

“I agree,” Baal nodded.

“Criminals like that Nazarene whom we arranged to be crucified on Golgotha,” Moloch went on.

The door bell rang.

It was Asclepius the Greek god of medicine and the ghost of Dr. Johann Georg Faust showing up to the party.

. . .

Yaldabaoth the Irish leprechaun and his leprechaun buddy Barney From Killarney were at an archery training camp for leprechauns and gnomes in Switzerland being run by Chiron the Centaur.

The camp soon found itself under attack by a group of demonically possessed ibex-human hybrids (the alpine ibex is a species of wild goat that is found in the European alps).

The tiny but courageous band of gnomes and leprechauns fought off the demonically possessed ibex-human hybrids.

“Shit,” said World Economic Forum Chairman Klaus Schwab when he heard news of the demon ibex-humans’ retreat.

. . .

The Norse wolf Fenrir (destined to kill Odin at the Battle of Ragnarok) had found itself muzzled in the courtyard of the hotel in Switzerland.

Switzerland today was the site of protests organized by Robert F. Kennedy Jr. (the son of assassinated 1968 U.S. Democratic Presidential candidate Robert F. Kennedy) against Switzerland’s proposed draconian lockdown and vaccine mandate law which was copying the example of its neighbour to the south Italy which was currently being run by a clique of Fascists/Stalinists personally approved by the satanic antipope Jorge Mario Bergoglio.

The Norse goddess Freya happened to be visiting Switzerland on this day and was surprised to to see Fenrir muzzled in the courtyard.

Norse goddess Freya: Surprised to see Fenrir muzzled in the courtyard of the hotel.

Freya’s hotel room door opened and in walked vampire hunter Dracul Van Helsing.

“Did you muzzle Fenrir?” Freya asked.

“Yes,” Van Helsing answered.

“How?” Freya inquired.

“I fed him some of my maternal grandmother’s recipe for Scottish haggis and he succumbed to unconsciousness,” Van Helsing replied.

-A vampire novel chapter
written by Christopher
Friday November 12th
2021.

24 Comments

  1. Hyperion said,

    Freya can’t knock off ole One-Eye if Fenrir is muzzled. Dracs got some mansplainin’ to do.

    • Dracul Van Helsing said,

      I didn’t know Freya was planning to knock off ole One-Eye. 😮

      • Hyperion said,

        Those Viking gals are quite feisty if their man slacks off on his nuptial responsibility to keep her pleased.

      • Dracul Van Helsing said,

        That’s why Freya calls on Van Helsing. 😉

      • Hyperion said,

        The world is saved and Ragnarok is postponed thanks to the quick thinking Van Helsing. 😅

      • Dracul Van Helsing said,

        Keeping vampiresses and goddesses happy is his motto. 😅

      • Hyperion said,

        LOL! This is an important job and I’m sure job satisfaction is high.

      • Dracul Van Helsing said,

        Job satisfaction rates 10 out of 10 on the job satisfaction scale. 😀

      • Hyperion said,

        a bonus benefit for such employment ensures a lifelong dedication to duty, I would think.

      • Dracul Van Helsing said,

        It does. 😉

  2. Judy Kim said,

    Gruesome Newsom 🤪Grossly Pelosi 💀

  3. shankjoejoe said,

    Fantastic 😊

  4. muunyayo said,

    Reblogged this on muunyayo .

  5. David Redpath said,

    “Those Norse goddesses
    have the best norgesses.”
    ~ Uncle Ernie

    • Dracul Van Helsing said,

      Not that Uncle Ernie would know. 😂

      Those Norse goddesses wouldn’t let Uncle Ernie touch them with a ten foot pole.

      Or in Uncle Ernie’s case, one sextillionth of a micro millimetre of one. 😅🤣😂

      • David Redpath said,

        Anything that makes Cumalita 💃
        jealous (Uncle Ernie’s world famous
        drag persona) gets his attention, as
        flaccid as that attention may be ⤵️

      • Dracul Van Helsing said,

        LOL ! 😅😂🤣

  6. shєrríє dє vαlєríα said,

    Draconian Lockdown!
    Sounds fiery deadly! LOL

    And if that Governor spits out some petrol he should contribute it to those in need of it! The petrol is very expensive here!

    ٩(◕‿◕)۶

    • Dracul Van Helsing said,

      Yes, Sherry, a fiery Draconian lockdown. 🔥

      Yes, Newsom should send petrol to those in Germany, the UK and much of the U.S.

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