Politically Correct Once Again Offended By Renfield R. Renfield

November 23, 2021 at 8:29 pm (Commentary, Geopolitics and International Relations, International Intrigue, News, Vampire novel) ()

A news anchorman for SNN (Set News Network) was doing the evening newscast:

“And in other news, Oprah Winfrey, Dr. Phil, Meghan Markle, Prince Harry, AOC and other overly sensitive, easily offended and constantly triggered individuals have strongly condemned British MP Renfield R. Renfield for telling childen in a live podcast yesterday that Elmo, Big Bird and the Cookie Monster have all died as a result of receiving the Covid-19 vaccines (even though Dr. Anthony Fauci in what was supposed to be a top secret email fired off to Bill Gates admitted that was indeed the case with regard to the late beloved Sesame Street characters).”

. . .

Renfield was currently doing a Tuesday evening podcast.

Said Renfield, “The Vatican has announced that it is asking the children of the world to submit cheesy 5th rate videos of them performing Christmas music and songs (“Please no mention of Jesus Christ or the Virgin Mary or Saint Joseph as this would be offensive to our Muslim and World Economic Forum brethren”) with preferrably subjects such as Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer, Santa Claus, Frosty the Snowman and some beastiality practicing future appointee to Joe Biden’s cabinet who just wants a hippopotamus for Christmas.
The videos will then be shown in an upcoming unwatchable telethon to be telecast Christmas Eve.”

-A vampire novel chapter
written by Christopher
Tuesday November 23rd
2021.

Rita Hayworth is looking forward to Christmas
Unlike King Herod or Jorge Mario Bergoglio

2 Comments

  1. Marlapaige said,

    Cookie Monster will be missed.

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