It’s Moonlight Madness Without The Moonlight

November 29, 2021 at 11:02 pm (Commentary, Geopolitics and International Relations, International Intrigue, News, The Supernatural, Vampire novel) ()

The Set News Network (SNN) was doing the evening news.

“Here’s our Headline News news story…”

“Even though most of the continent of Africa is only 6% vaccinated, Covid has practically died out and is non-existent for all intensive purposes. Scientists baffled.”

“As scientists all over the world sit or stand with stupid looks of bafflement all over their faces, deranged medical bureaucrats, tyrannical politicians and members of the brainless mainstream media continue to work themselves up into a lather over the new Omicron variant.”

“The variant apparently originated in South Africa which has a very high vaccination rate compared with other African countries. The government of South African President Cyril Ramaphosa is apparently at a loss for words and brains.”

“In New York State, New York Gov. Kathy Hochul, after being beheaded by Pan Goatee, is wearing a chicken suit and walking around the streets of New York City with her head cut off crying, “The sky is falling. The sky is falling” as the word OMICRON appears in lights over the marquee electronic board above Times Square.”

. . .

The Greek gods Zeus, Hades and Poseidon were having an emergency meeting in Francis’ papal study at the Vatican.

Father Jose Mario Bergoglio himself was meeting in one of the Vatican halls with the group Gay Pornographers Against Climate Change to discuss issues of mutual interest.

“So what news did you have to tell me?” Zeus inquired.

“Our father the titan Cronus has escaped from Tartarus,” Hades replied.

“What?” Zeus blew a laurel leaf, “How?”.

“He escaped disguised as the latest variant of the Coronavirus which was created by the latest Covid-19 vaccines (really genetic serums),” Hades went on, “The vaccines created by your grandson Asclepius working with the ghost of the Renaissance German alchemist Johann Georg Faust, deranged mad scientist Dr. Anthony Fauci, self-proclaimed genius Bill Gates and the Wuhan Institute of Virology.”

“Oh my Cron,” Zeus wept.

. . .

Michelangelo the Psychic Lobster was having a vision of how 3 different people reacted to someone keeling over and dying after receiving one of the vaccines for Covid-19.

Canadian vampire hunter Dracul Van Helsing (after seeing someone keeling over and dying after receiving the vaccine): Oh my God.

Irish-Jewish American Science-Fiction writer George Finneganburg (after seeing someone keeling over and dying after receiving the vaccine): Oh my void.

Brainless Idiot possibly a deranged medical professional, tyrannical politician or member of the mainstream media (after seeing someone keeling over and dying after receiving the vaccine): Oh my Cron.

-A vampire novel chapter
written by Christopher
Monday November 29th
2021.

PS: Dr. Anthony Fauci threw a major spaz attack when the geopolitical analyst he was seeking to bump off left the homeless shelter that he was evicted from and was now living in a trailer in a trailer park.
The trailer has 3 cats named Samson, Saby Faby and Midnight Noggle.

Detective: I’ve worked myself into a lather over this new Omicron variant of the Coronavirus.

Woman: If you’ve worked yourself into a lather over that, Lieutenant, you obviously can’t see what’s in front of you.

6 Comments

  1. Hyperion said,

    Glad you found a trailer in a trailer park as it’s likely beginning to get nippy outside. I bet if you followed the money trail to find out who ordered your turn out during the Christmas season, you’d find ole Beelzebub Gates’ wallet. And if you aren’t vaccinated, you don’t have to worry about any new variants. However, if you see a pale rider upon a pale horse riding through the park, hide.

  2. 北方榆 (Northern Elm) said,

    very interesting title of the text. like it.

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