Nicholas’ Winter Wonderland Dreams

December 3, 2021 at 10:12 pm (Geopolitics and International Relations, International Intrigue, News, The Supernatural, Vampire novel) (, , , , , )

In his Winter Wonderland dream, Nicholas saw the beautiful Russian girl Anna save the red fox from the nasty hunters.

11-year-old Nicholas Carlyle laid himself down to sleep in his parents’ London apartment.

He may not die before he wakes as his parents decided not to vaccinate him despite the advice of the United Kingdom’s demonically possessed medical establishment.

He looked out the window of his apartment and noticed snow falling.

It was beautiful and crisp and fell on the ground giving the streets and sidewalks a shiny glow.

Frost decorated the trees and the lamp posts.

In the distance could be heard cheerful voices singing, “Silver bells, silver bells, it’s Christmas time in the city…”

Sounds of gunfire then broke out.

Followed by a sinister voice on a loudspeaker saying, “The European Commission has decreed that there’s to be no celebration of Christmas this December.”

“But I thought we left the European Union,” Nicholas could hear his father addressing his mother downstairs.

The world seemed to have gotten progressively more awful Nicholas thought ever since what his dad called the “Chinese Communist Party and Bill Gates financed WHO” had proclaimed a pandemic.

Nicholas closed his eyes and visited a winter wonderland in his dreams.

He dreamed of a beautiful red fox wandering through the snows of Russia.

Suddenly a group calling itself THE FRIENDS OF FRANCIS COLLINS AND ANTHONY FAUCI began firing bullets at the red fox.

The bullets were made by beagles’ noses that had been eaten off by Moroccan desert sand fleas.

A beautiful Russian girl called Anna rushed forward, grabbed the fox and carried it to safety.

Nicholas’ favourite toy companion his teddy bear Bonnie Prince Barnack then entered the dream and set bear traps that THE FRIENDS OF FRANCIS COLLINS AND ANTHONY FAUCI stepped into.

As the nasty hunter friends (which included senile old Joe’s son Hunter) of Collins and Fauci started screaming their heads off, Russian President Vladimir Putin sitting in his office in Moscow fired hypersonic missiles at them that blew their heads off and sent them into the Austro-Hungarian and Bavarian demon goat Krampus’ open sack that was waiting for them at the North Pole.

Nicholas then woke up.

He noticed his teddy bear Bonnie Prince Barnack, wearing an early 19th Century French general’s uniform, open the window and step outside into the falling snow saying to himself, “I’ve got to save Christmas. I’ve got to save Christmas.”

-A vampire novel chapter
written by Christopher
Friday December 3rd


  1. åŒ—ę–¹ę¦† (Northern Elm) said,

    I love the red fox….

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