The 12 Days of Covid
On the 1st day of Covid, the global elite sold to me a lie from a Wuhan bat tree,
On the 2nd day of Covid, the global elite sold to me a two week lockdown and a lie from a Wuhan bat tree.
On the 3rd day of Covid, the global elite sold to me three emerging variants, a two week lockdown and a lie from a Wuhan bat tree.
On the 4th day of Covid, the global elite sold to me four emergency decrees, three emerging variants, a two week lockdown and a lie from a Wuhan bat tree.
On the 5th day of Covid, the global elite sold to me 5 censored sites- Facebook, YouTube, Twitter, Instagram and Google
You deviate from the line you’re a dead poodle
And a lie from a Wuhan bat tree.
On the 6th day of Covid, the global elite sold to me six Australian Hitlers, 5 censored sites, four emergency decrees, three emerging variants, two weeks lockdown and a lie from a Wuhan bat tree.
On the 7th day of Covid, the global elite sold to me 7 continents gone Gulag, six Australian Hitlers, 5 censored sites, four emergency decrees, three emerging variants, two weeks lockdown and a lie from a Wuhan bat tree.
On the 8th Day of Covid, the global elite sold to me 8 x 10 million votes for Biden’s senility, 7 continents gone Gulag, six Australian Hitlers, 5 censored sites, four emergency decrees, three emerging variants, two weeks lockdown and a lie from a Wuhan bat tree.
On the 9th day of Covid, the global elite sold to me a 9 billion people genocide (courtesy of Bill Gates), 8 x 10 million votes for Biden’s senility, 7 continents gone Gulag, six Australian Hitlers, 5 censored sites, four emergency decrees, three emerging variants, two weeks lockdown and a lie from a Wuhan bat tree.
On the 10th day of Covid, the global elite sold to me $10 trillion Big Pharma profits, a 9 billion people genocide, 8 x 10 million votes for Biden’s senility, 7 continents gone Gulag, six Austalian Hitlers, 5 censored sites, four emergency decrees, three emerging variants, two weeks lockdown and a lie from a Wuhan bat tree.
On the 11th day of Covid, the global elite sold to me 11 million Fauci lies, $10 trillion Big Pharma profits, a 9 billion people genocide, 8 x 10 million votes for Biden’s senility, 7 continents gone Gulag, six Australian Hitlers, 5 censored sites, four emergency decrees, three emerging variants, two weeks lockdown and a lie from a Wuhan bat tree.
On the 12th day of Covid, the global elite sold to me 12 thousand booster shot vaccines, 11 million Fauci lies, $10 trillion Big Pharma profits, a 9 billion people genocide, 8 x 10 million votes for Biden’s senility, 7 continents gone Gulag, six Australian Hitlers, 5 censored sites, four emergency decrees, three emerging variants, two weeks lockdown and a lie from a Wuhan bat tree.
(The 12 days of Covid were spread throughout the time period of the Covid-19 plandemic which is still ongoing).
-A poem written by Christopher
Saturday December 11th
2021.
“We are living in a Covid-19 world and I’m a Covid-19 girl…”
David Redpath said,
December 11, 2021 at 11:27 pm
On the third day of Christmas
Xi Jinping gave to me
three Chinese raccoon dogs
two endangered pangolins
and a bat from that Wuhan
Virology laboratory
(obviously an escapee)
with a note saying
“Merry Christmas you capitalist!”
I thought that was very nice
Xi being a godless communist
and a very merry to you Chris ππ
Dracul Van Helsing said,
December 12, 2021 at 11:32 am
Very nice of Xi to give you that gift.
You’ll have to ask Unce Ernie to make up a special package for him in return.
Merry Christmas to you, David. ππ
David Redpath said,
December 12, 2021 at 6:11 pm
Thanks Christopherπ ππ
Uncle Ernie and Baby Ho have
been busy working on a gift for
for the paramount leader. Or at
least, that what I think they’ve
been up to. There’s been a lot
of smoke coming out of Uncle
Ernie’s garden shed π€
Dracul Van Helsing said,
December 12, 2021 at 8:40 pm
Perhaps Ho Babyln Minh is reading Uncle Ernie all the bad reviews he’s been getting in Asian newspapers for his performance as Cumelita.
Asians, unlike most of us pale faced Caucasians, seem to have good taste in art and music and theatre.
Jo said,
December 11, 2021 at 11:37 pm
That was clever! Bravo!
Dracul Van Helsing said,
December 12, 2021 at 11:33 am
Thanks, Jo. π
Kritika said,
December 11, 2021 at 11:47 pm
This is true that all is a lie. When one wants to dig. Fantastic write about the Journey of Covid-19 days so far.
Dracul Van Helsing said,
December 12, 2021 at 11:35 am
Thank you so much , Kritika. π
Yes when one wants to dig, you discover it’s all based on a lie.
Kritika said,
December 12, 2021 at 11:29 pm
My pleasure always π
Dracul Van Helsing said,
December 13, 2021 at 2:23 pm
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SamSahana said,
December 12, 2021 at 3:02 am
Ngl, I read this with the tune π€£ Marvellous! So so ingenious. I became a biiiig fan of yours with this one ππ Such a masterpiece. Great idea and well executed, so so clever and satirical.
Now, itβs sad how every βdayβ of covid seems to be equal to a βmonthβ. More like 12 months of covid (and countingβ¦)
You nailed this!!! ππππ
Dracul Van Helsing said,
December 13, 2021 at 1:44 pm
Thank you so much for your wonderful lovely comment, Sam. π€
It was very wrong of the WordPress gremlins putting it in Spam.
Thank you x infinity for your comment. ππ»ππ»ππ»ππ»ππ»ππ»…
It really made my day and week and month and year.
I needed an inspirational boost today.
You provided it. πππ₯°
And you’re right about 12 months of Covid.
And counting.
SamSahana said,
December 13, 2021 at 8:33 pm
The pleasure is all mine. This was a fantabulous post and I had just stated the obvious π
Thanks for recovering it from spam! π
Dracul Van Helsing said,
December 13, 2021 at 10:09 pm
I was so happy to have retrieved it from spam. π
Hetty Eliot said,
December 12, 2021 at 4:43 pm
Oh this is great. It really is the gift that keeps on giving.
Dracul Van Helsing said,
December 12, 2021 at 7:39 pm
Thanks, Hetty. π
Dawn Renee said,
December 12, 2021 at 7:04 pm
Fa la la la la. Rings true
Dracul Van Helsing said,
December 12, 2021 at 7:40 pm
Thank you, Dawn. π
Merry Christmas. πβ
Dawn Renee said,
December 12, 2021 at 7:41 pm
Likewise
Dracul Van Helsing said,
December 12, 2021 at 7:55 pm
Thanks.
Christine Valentor said,
December 12, 2021 at 10:48 pm
Sad, but true. Even sadder that people are not realizing this.
Dracul Van Helsing said,
December 12, 2021 at 10:52 pm
Yes, that’s the saddest part of all, Christine.
So many people don’t realize what is happening all around them.
Christine Valentor said,
December 12, 2021 at 11:01 pm
It’s frustrating. I’ve said this since the beginning, I never believed any of it was an accident or coincidence.
Dracul Van Helsing said,
December 13, 2021 at 1:31 pm
Yes, I’ve been saying the exact same thing, Christine.
SamSahana said,
December 13, 2021 at 5:10 am
Hi, looks like my comment has gone into spam. Could you please check? π
Dracul Van Helsing said,
December 13, 2021 at 1:36 pm
Hi Sam,
I checked.
Both you and Judy’s comment wound up in Spam for some reason.
It looks like the gremlins at WordPress are off on a hallucinogenic drug trip again.
SamSahana said,
December 13, 2021 at 8:33 pm
Hallucinogenic drug trip π€£π
Dracul Van Helsing said,
December 13, 2021 at 10:10 pm
I notice the WP gremlins seem to do that now and again. π ππ€£
Judy Kim said,
December 13, 2021 at 10:07 am
I love the humor and hate the reality of this! Living in a Covidian world π€‘π©ππβΉοΈ
Dracul Van Helsing said,
December 13, 2021 at 1:52 pm
Thank you, Judy. ππ»
The turkeys at WordPress put your comment in Spam for some reason.
I found that out because the turkeys at WP put one of Sam’s comments in Spam and she just left a comment asking me to check the spam for a comment of hers that went missing.
I sometimes wonder whether WP doesn’t do that deliberately.
They’re being part of the Covidian clown world. π€‘π©ππβΉ
Judy Kim said,
December 14, 2021 at 11:18 pm
I think so, WP does weird glitchy things, part of the covidian cult. π΅βπ«π₯΄π€ͺπ€‘π©
Dracul Van Helsing said,
December 14, 2021 at 11:33 pm
Yes, the Branch Covidian cult as opposed to the Branch Davidian. π½ππ±π₯΄
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