The 12 Days of Covid

December 11, 2021 at 10:44 pm (Geopolitics and International Relations, International Intrigue, News, Poetry) (, , , , , )

On the 1st day of Covid, the global elite sold to me a lie from a Wuhan bat tree,
On the 2nd day of Covid, the global elite sold to me a two week lockdown and a lie from a Wuhan bat tree.
On the 3rd day of Covid, the global elite sold to me three emerging variants, a two week lockdown and a lie from a Wuhan bat tree.
On the 4th day of Covid, the global elite sold to me four emergency decrees, three emerging variants, a two week lockdown and a lie from a Wuhan bat tree.
On the 5th day of Covid, the global elite sold to me 5 censored sites- Facebook, YouTube, Twitter, Instagram and Google
You deviate from the line you’re a dead poodle
And a lie from a Wuhan bat tree.
On the 6th day of Covid, the global elite sold to me six Australian Hitlers, 5 censored sites, four emergency decrees, three emerging variants, two weeks lockdown and a lie from a Wuhan bat tree.
On the 7th day of Covid, the global elite sold to me 7 continents gone Gulag, six Australian Hitlers, 5 censored sites, four emergency decrees, three emerging variants, two weeks lockdown and a lie from a Wuhan bat tree.
On the 8th Day of Covid, the global elite sold to me 8 x 10 million votes for Biden’s senility, 7 continents gone Gulag, six Australian Hitlers, 5 censored sites, four emergency decrees, three emerging variants, two weeks lockdown and a lie from a Wuhan bat tree.
On the 9th day of Covid, the global elite sold to me a 9 billion people genocide (courtesy of Bill Gates), 8 x 10 million votes for Biden’s senility, 7 continents gone Gulag, six Australian Hitlers, 5 censored sites, four emergency decrees, three emerging variants, two weeks lockdown and a lie from a Wuhan bat tree.
On the 10th day of Covid, the global elite sold to me $10 trillion Big Pharma profits, a 9 billion people genocide, 8 x 10 million votes for Biden’s senility, 7 continents gone Gulag, six Austalian Hitlers, 5 censored sites, four emergency decrees, three emerging variants, two weeks lockdown and a lie from a Wuhan bat tree.
On the 11th day of Covid, the global elite sold to me 11 million Fauci lies, $10 trillion Big Pharma profits, a 9 billion people genocide, 8 x 10 million votes for Biden’s senility, 7 continents gone Gulag, six Australian Hitlers, 5 censored sites, four emergency decrees, three emerging variants, two weeks lockdown and a lie from a Wuhan bat tree.
On the 12th day of Covid, the global elite sold to me 12 thousand booster shot vaccines, 11 million Fauci lies, $10 trillion Big Pharma profits, a 9 billion people genocide, 8 x 10 million votes for Biden’s senility, 7 continents gone Gulag, six Australian Hitlers, 5 censored sites, four emergency decrees, three emerging variants, two weeks lockdown and a lie from a Wuhan bat tree.

(The 12 days of Covid were spread throughout the time period of the Covid-19 plandemic which is still ongoing).

-A poem written by Christopher
Saturday December 11th
2021.

“We are living in a Covid-19 world and I’m a Covid-19 girl…”

34 Comments

  1. David Redpath said,

    On the third day of Christmas
    Xi Jinping gave to me
    three Chinese raccoon dogs
    two endangered pangolins
    and a bat from that Wuhan
    Virology laboratory
    (obviously an escapee)
    with a note saying
    “Merry Christmas you capitalist!”
    I thought that was very nice
    Xi being a godless communist
    and a very merry to you Chris πŸŽ„πŸ˜Ž

    • Dracul Van Helsing said,

      Very nice of Xi to give you that gift.

      You’ll have to ask Unce Ernie to make up a special package for him in return.

      Merry Christmas to you, David. πŸŽ„πŸ˜Ž

      • David Redpath said,

        Thanks ChristopherπŸ™ πŸŽ„πŸŽ
        Uncle Ernie and Baby Ho have
        been busy working on a gift for
        for the paramount leader. Or at
        least, that what I think they’ve
        been up to. There’s been a lot
        of smoke coming out of Uncle
        Ernie’s garden shed πŸ€”

      • Dracul Van Helsing said,

        Perhaps Ho Babyln Minh is reading Uncle Ernie all the bad reviews he’s been getting in Asian newspapers for his performance as Cumelita.

        Asians, unlike most of us pale faced Caucasians, seem to have good taste in art and music and theatre.

  2. Jo said,

    That was clever! Bravo!

  3. Kritika said,

    This is true that all is a lie. When one wants to dig. Fantastic write about the Journey of Covid-19 days so far.

  4. SamSahana said,

    Ngl, I read this with the tune 🀣 Marvellous! So so ingenious. I became a biiiig fan of yours with this one πŸ‘πŸ‘ Such a masterpiece. Great idea and well executed, so so clever and satirical.
    Now, it’s sad how every β€œday” of covid seems to be equal to a β€œmonth”. More like 12 months of covid (and counting…)
    You nailed this!!! πŸ‘ŒπŸ‘ŒπŸ‘πŸ‘

    • Dracul Van Helsing said,

      Thank you so much for your wonderful lovely comment, Sam. πŸ€—

      It was very wrong of the WordPress gremlins putting it in Spam.

      Thank you x infinity for your comment. πŸ™πŸ»πŸ™πŸ»πŸ™πŸ»πŸ™πŸ»πŸ™πŸ»πŸ™πŸ»…

      It really made my day and week and month and year.

      I needed an inspirational boost today.

      You provided it. πŸ˜€πŸ˜πŸ₯°

      And you’re right about 12 months of Covid.

      And counting.

      • SamSahana said,

        The pleasure is all mine. This was a fantabulous post and I had just stated the obvious πŸ˜‰
        Thanks for recovering it from spam! 😁

      • Dracul Van Helsing said,

        I was so happy to have retrieved it from spam. πŸ˜€

  5. Hetty Eliot said,

    Oh this is great. It really is the gift that keeps on giving.

  6. Dawn Renee said,

    Fa la la la la. Rings true

  7. Christine Valentor said,

    Sad, but true. Even sadder that people are not realizing this.

    • Dracul Van Helsing said,

      Yes, that’s the saddest part of all, Christine.

      So many people don’t realize what is happening all around them.

      • Christine Valentor said,

        It’s frustrating. I’ve said this since the beginning, I never believed any of it was an accident or coincidence.

      • Dracul Van Helsing said,

        Yes, I’ve been saying the exact same thing, Christine.

  8. SamSahana said,

    Hi, looks like my comment has gone into spam. Could you please check? πŸ™ˆ

    • Dracul Van Helsing said,

      Hi Sam,

      I checked.

      Both you and Judy’s comment wound up in Spam for some reason.

      It looks like the gremlins at WordPress are off on a hallucinogenic drug trip again.

      • SamSahana said,

        Hallucinogenic drug trip πŸ€£πŸ‘Œ

      • Dracul Van Helsing said,

        I notice the WP gremlins seem to do that now and again. πŸ˜…πŸ˜‚πŸ€£

  9. Judy Kim said,

    I love the humor and hate the reality of this! Living in a Covidian world πŸ€‘πŸ’©πŸŒŽπŸ˜”β˜ΉοΈ

    • Dracul Van Helsing said,

      Thank you, Judy. πŸ™πŸ»

      The turkeys at WordPress put your comment in Spam for some reason.

      I found that out because the turkeys at WP put one of Sam’s comments in Spam and she just left a comment asking me to check the spam for a comment of hers that went missing.

      I sometimes wonder whether WP doesn’t do that deliberately.

      They’re being part of the Covidian clown world. πŸ€‘πŸ’©πŸŒŽπŸ˜žβ˜Ή

      • Judy Kim said,

        I think so, WP does weird glitchy things, part of the covidian cult. πŸ˜΅β€πŸ’«πŸ₯΄πŸ€ͺπŸ€‘πŸ’©

      • Dracul Van Helsing said,

        Yes, the Branch Covidian cult as opposed to the Branch Davidian. πŸ‘½πŸ˜ˆπŸ˜±πŸ₯΄

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