Pan Goatee Beheads and Dismembers Fascist Pig Mark Zuckerberg

December 14, 2021 at 9:30 pm (Geopolitics and International Relations, International Intrigue, News, Vampire novel) (Facebook, Mark Zuckerberg, Pan Goatee)

Facebook CEO Mark Zuckerberg is a Fascist pig as well as an impotent bedwetter with a small penis.

A friend of Pan Goatee’s who was a Geopolitical analyst was blocked from Facebook because the reviewers and fact checkers were too stupid to realize that a blog post condemning Hitler cannot be construed as a blog post approving of Hitler unless you’re a total moron (which of course the reviewers and fact checkers at Facebook are).

Pan Goatee decided that the Fascist pigs and Neo-Stalinists at Facebook should really be eliminated from the face of the Earth.

“No Metaverse for you,” as a Matrix Nazi friend of Jerry Seinfeld might put it.

The genetically created satyr serial killer hijacked a plane and landed on the street outside 1 Hacker Way, Menlo Park, California (Zip Code Number 94025).

He entered the building.

Soon heads and body parts were seen flying out of the building.

He entered the room where the reviewers and fact checkers worked.

“All right you idiots who act as if you don’t know how to read,” Goatee held his blood laced astral laser machete in the air.

“But we don’t know how to read,” 95% of them shouted.

“And we also have the lowest IQ scores on record,” another 5% shouted.

Goatee beheaded and dismembered them all.

He then entered the office of head honcho Mark Zuckerberg.

Zuckerberg sat at his desk with his pants and boxer shorts down and was reading a book called HOW TO DO IT LIKE PEE-WEE HERMAN SITTING IN A PORNO MOVIE THEATRE.

“What the Hell are you doing with that machete?” Zuckerberg’s face turned ghastly white (that one could almost mistake him for a White Supremacist Ku Klux Klansman Neo-Nazi).

“I’m starting by cutting off your tiny phallus and tiny testicles,” Goatee did just that.

“Waaah,” Zuckerberg whimpered, “You cut off my tiny phallus and tiny testicles.”

“Say that you were part of an Anthony Fauci experiment in overcircumcision and send the bill to your rabbi,” Goatee suggested.

Goatee then cut off Zuckerberg’s fingers and toes one at a time.

Then the rest of his hands and feet one at a time.

Krampus was on hand with a torch to cauterize each wound so Zuckerberg didn’t bleed to death after each wound.

Then his legs and his arms were cut off.

“Waaah, you’re not very nice,” Zuckerberg bawled as his rear end did an impersonation of Joe Biden meeting the Pope.

“And putting innocent people in Facebook jail isn’t very nice, asshole,” Goatee cut off Zuckerberg’s brown canyon asshole.

The satyr then cut off Zuckerberg’s head.

“Sic semper tyrannis,” Goatee commented as he held up Zuckerberg’s bloodied head.

“Abraham Lincoln said you can’t believe everything you read on the Internet,” were Zuckerberg’s head’s last words before he gave up the ghost.

Writer Stephen King walked by the bloodied scene at 1 Hacker Way, Menlo Park, California (Zip Code Number 94025) and remarked, “I wish I had created the character of Pan Goatee. Some guys have all the fun.”

-A vampire novel chapter
written by Christopher
Tuesday December 14th
2021.

Hitler: “Pass my best wishes on to Mark Zuckerberg for doing his damndest to censor and silence my critics.”