Japan Battles Dr. Frankenstein and His Monster and Does So Without Godzilla’s Help

December 16, 2021 at 8:52 pm (Geopolitics and International Relations, International Intrigue, News, The Supernatural, Vampire novel) (, , , , , , , )

The old time Godzilla movies that were made in Japan were good enjoyable entertainment.

Sometimes Godzilla was the villain in the film.

Sometimes he was a good guy.

But he was always Godzilla.

An unknown fire breathing species of dinosaur brought back to life from an atomic explosion.

If Godzilla had worn a mask during the plandemic, he’d have gone out in a fiery hari kari fashion if he tried to breathe.

The hazards of listening to idiotic and tyrannical government decrees.

And now the government of Japan is dropping all vaccine mandates and placing myocarditis warning labels on all vaccines.

The first government in the world to do so.

And America’s most evil mad scientist Dr. Mengele Frankenstein Fauci is as pissed as Hell.

The satanic antipope Jorge Mario Bergoglio is so outraged that he’s thinking of excommunicating Our Lady of Akita (the Blessed Virgin Mary as She is known in Japan).

Said British MP Renfield R. Renfield on his podcast this evening,

“First Japan’s Health Ministry acknowledged the growing rate of heart inflammation among the vaccinated population. Then Japan’s public and private sectors were alerted to that fact and forbidden to discriminate against those who refuse the Covid vaccine. Furthermore Japan has made it absolutely clear that informed consent is now required to receive the vaccine. Japan now insists the vaccine labels warn of potential side effects such as myocarditis.

Upon hearing the news the ghost of Nazi Minister of Propaganda Joseph Goebbels has spectrally crapped his ghostly pants in brown ectoplasmic fashion (“Let’s go Brandon! Greetings your Holiness!”) and directed his current Ministry of Propaganda Covid-1984 Ministry of Truth outlets such as the constantly and forever lying Reuters news agency, the factually challenged and scientifically challenged New Scientist magazine, the sexually transmitted diseases has destroyed their brains CTV News Network and the in case of a toilet paper shortage then break glass and use Daily Mail newspaper to claim that myocarditis and taking the vaccine are totally unrelated and using Dr. Mengele Frankenstein Fauci’s reams of falsified data (which the FDA doesn’t want released until 2076 and now 2096) to back it up.”

. . .

Dr. Mengele Frankenstein Fauci had a “Let’s Go Brandon!” bowel movement after watching Renfield’s podcast.

He got on the phone to America’s former First Bitch Hillary Rodham Clinton to let her know.

But Ms. Clinton was busy directing funds from the Clinton Foundation to pay the 3 Moirae (3 Fates) of the ancient Greek deities’ Conference to sew the Facebook Fascist pig CEO Mark Zuckerberg back together again.

Mr. Zuckerberg had been beheaded and dismembered by genetically created satyr serial killer Pan Goatee two days ago.

. . .

The well-roasted looking ghost of the late international banker David Rockefeller was busy roasting away on his rotating barbeque spit over open flames down in Tartarus when he heard the news of Japan bucking the trend towards a Coviet Union Fourth Reich Great Reset New World Order.

“And to think I invited Japan to be part of the original Trilateral Commission back in 1973,” Rockefeller whined as Cerberus chewed on the late banker’s well roasted testicles.

. . .

“What the fuck!” The racist eugenicist Bill Gates exclaimed after Dr. Mengele Frankenstein Fauci had told him the news, “How dare those slant eyed little Nips betray us like that!”.

Popular Japanese singer and entertainer Moritaka Chisato happened to be astral projecting in the neighbourhood (she had read a book on the subject written by Michelangelo the Psychic Lobster) when she heard Gates make his racist remark.

She kicked Gates in a very sensitive spot.

Moritaka Chisato: Hitting Bill Gates where it hurts in his Family Jewels Department

-A vampire novel chapter
written by Christopher
Thursday December 16th
2021.

14 Comments

  1. George F. said,

    She can astral project in my direction any day.

  2. SamSahana said,

    The last line šŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ¤£ The most sensitive spot haha. So brilliantly written! Such a delightful satire.

  3. stolzyblog said,

    Gates just suffers from an intractable case of rigid rationalism. I think this lady might have found his remedy: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EVeJTemmd_4

  4. Dracul Van Helsing said,

    An AMSR for Bill Gates!

    Priceless. šŸ˜‚

  5. Hetty Eliot said,

    We forgot to wish our favorite antipope happy birthday!!!

    • Dracul Van Helsing said,

      Moon River wider than a mile… šŸ‘šŸŽ‚

      • Hetty Eliot said,

        Did you see the birthday present he gave us regarding the TLM?

      • Dracul Van Helsing said,

        I did.

        There seems to be no more tyrannical Pope or Antipope in history than this self-proclaimed Pope of Mercy.

      • Hetty Eliot said,

        that’s for damn sure.

      • Dracul Van Helsing said,

        No wonder he doesn’t believe in Hell.

        He’s in big trouble if it exists.

  6. bradsbooks said,

    Loved the Godzilla films when I was a kid. They were the first glimpse I ever got of what Japan looked like. Now that I live in Japan, it’s amazing how much of the landscape still resembles those films, especially in the rural areas.

    • Dracul Van Helsing said,

      That’s very interesting to know.

      That rural Japan looks the same as it did when the Godzilla films were made.

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