Davos To Be Held In Season of Baseball and Pretzels and Beer Rather Than Season of Skiing and Snowflakes and Brandy

December 20, 2021 at 9:30 pm (Geopolitics and International Relations, International Intrigue, News, Vampire novel) (, , , , , )

British Prime Minister Boris Johnson was sitting at his office desk putting orange marmalade on his crumpets and drinking a cup of Earl Grey tea.

Johnson opened up a Christmas card and read the message.

“Thank you so much for doing your best to cancel Christmas this year.”

It was signed The Grinch.

“I never knew how much the Grinch’s smile resembled Joe Biden’s,” Johnson mused aloud.

The heads of MI-5 and MI-6 soon joined Johnson.

“Mr. Johnson,” the MI-6 head explained, “The Davos World Economic Forum for next month has been cancelled and postponed until next summer.”

“Due to Omicron no doubt,” Johnson read statistics that showed vaccinated people were most in danger of getting the Omicron variant.

Johnson set the page of statistics aflame and dropped them in the wastepaper basket where an aide dumped water on it.

“That is the official explanation,” the head of MI-5 answered, “But the real reason is that a Member of the British Parliament had planned for an elaborate commando raid on the Davos World Economic Forum next month, take all those assembled hostage and then take them out and have them shot by firing squad.”

“Would that be Renfield R. Renfield?” Johnson asked.

“You got it,” both men nodded.

. . .

Joe Biden was sitting in his Oval Office reading the report on the Renfield Plan and the real reason for the cancellation of the Davos World Economic Forum next month.

He then dropped a load in his pants.

Biden pushed a button on his desk and spoke into the intercom, “Psaki, come wipe me.”

Psaki’s voice could be heard, “But I don’t have a towel.”

“That’s even better,” Biden grinned lecherously, “Come lick me then.”

. . .

Fazbach Reviewer was a Neo-Bolshevik Communist FBI agent who had managed to weasel his way to the upper echelons of the Set Enterprises Intelligence Unit.

Reviewer had entered the Unit back in March 2013 shortly after the Commie fag Jesuit Jorge Mario Bergoglio had been elected Pope.

He had done so on the orders of U.S. President Barack Obama who considered Set and his Chief of Security Renfield R. Renfield a threat to his Prince Hall Freemasonic overlords Osiris and Horus.

Today Fazbach Reviewer stood on top of the tower of Big Ben, his buns had just been tomatoed by dominatrix Sherrielock Holmes to a burning crisp and his hands were in a pair of forward looking handcuffs.

“Well,” Renfield pulled out a pair of pliers, “I’ve got five good reasons why I’m going to pull out your fingernails on this hand one at a time.”

Renfield went through his reasons 1 to 4.

The Neo-Bolshevik Communist FBI agent screamed (in earth shattering screams each time) as Renfield went through his reasons and another bloodied fingernail fell into the snow.

“And lastly,” Renfield grinned as he held up the fingernail of the pinky finger on Fazbach Reviewer’s left hand, “I’ve got 5 more reasons.”

The man’s screams surpassed the sounds of Big Ben chiming as the Westminster clocktower bell mysteriously started chiming despite being under repairs.

-A vampire novel chapter
written by Christopher
Monday December 20th
2021.

Woman On V-E Day May 8th 1945

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