A Renfieldian Call To Arms

December 22, 2021 at 11:30 pm (Geopolitics and International Relations, International Intrigue, News, Vampire novel) (, , , , )

British MP Renfield R. Renfield was doing a Wednesday night podcast.

He wore a t-shirt that read JUSTIN WELBY IS AN IDIOT.

The podcast started with a video clip of Dr. Anthony Fauci saying to the unvaccinated, “The virus is going to find you.”

“But it seems to be finding the vaccinated first, jackass,” Renfield commented.

“The omicron is surging among vaccinated people for most of the globe’s population, young athletes are keeling over after getting the vaccine, young childen are now dying after the FDA and Health Canada approved the jabs for children 5 to 11 (in Canada and the U.S.) and newborn babies are dying after their pregnant mothers get the shot,” Renfield pointed out, “but still deranged medical bureaucrats and tyrannical politicians across the globe are insisting everyone get vaccinated and are bringing in vaccine mandate laws and even compulsory vaccination”.

A picture of Vladimir Lenin appears holding a book titled What Is To Be Done?

“The answer,” Renfield smiled, “is we kill all the bastards who are advocating for vaccine mandates and compulsory vaccination. A course of action I’ve been advocating since December of last year. Earlier this year when large portions of the population did not get vaccinated, Vaccinazi tyrants among our political leaders said, “No more Mr. Nice Guy.” Well it’s time my fellow anti-Vaccinazis become more like me and less like Liberace, Paul Lynde and Truman Capote and say “No more Mr. Nice Guy.” People who advocate for vaccine mandates and compulsory vaccination should be burnt at the stake, hung by the neck until dead or shot by firing squad.”

Renfield continued,

“Whether you’re a senile old fool who stole your way to power via election fraud and now sit in a big white house where you single handedly keep the adult diaper industry in business or whether you’re an Italian-American physician with a high pitched whiny voice who fancies himself the apotheosis of Science while acting like a 21st Century Dr. Josef Mengele or whether you’re a modern day Fuhrer who drinks bucketloads of beer, snorts truckloads of cocaine and speaks with an Australian rather than a German accent or whether you’re a pro-Anschluss Chancellor in Vienna Austria or the latest sour kraut chancellor in Berlin longing for the glory days of the Third Reich or whether you’re a failed High School Drama teacher who somehow became a Prime Minister but still likes to paint blackface on your face or whether you’re an Apostle of the Antichrist supposedly Catholic Cardinal-Archbishop of Quebec City who has cancelled all Masses over the Christmas Season, the best thing that can happen to you and the best thing that can happen for the world is for you to be burnt at the stake, hung by the neck until dead or shot by firing squad.”

A Christmas choir suddenly appears behind Renfield singing, “Repeat the sounding joy, repeat the sounding joy…”

Renfield grins, “Yes, friends, repeat the sounding joy..”

He puts a mistletoe above his desk.

Miss Claus who works in a nearby Department store (where Irish-Jewish American science-fiction writers like George Finneganburg would line up to get their Christmas pictures taken on her knee or possibly across her knee 😉) came in and kissed Renfield under the mistletoe.

Department store Miss Sandra Claus: Just before leaving to take part in the mistletoe segment of British MP Renfield R. Renfield’s podcast

Renfield (smiling broadly after being kissed by Miss Sandra Claus): And now I’d like to leave the last word to Tiny Tim…

A video of a long haired man appears on the screen and he starts singing, “Tiptoe through the tulips…”

Renfield grinning, “Oops.. my bad… wrong Tiny Tim..”

As Renfield gracefully goes across Miss Sandra Claus’ knee to receive a spanking for being bad, a video clip of Glyn Dearman as Tiny Tim from the 1951 Alastair Sim as Scrooge film A Christmas Carol is then shown where he says, “God bless us, everyone.”

The words PEACE ON EARTH, GOOD WILL TOWARDS MEN are then shown on the screen.

As a choir sings “God rest ye merry gentlemen…” , photoshopped images of various deranged medical bureaucrats and tyrannical Vaccinazi political leaders from around the world being burnt at the stake, hung by the neck until dead, shot by firing squad or in some cases guillotined are then shown.

The camera then pans to a vast crowd of unmasked non-social distancing revellers partying in London’s Trafalgar Square who are holding up signs that read THIS IS THE REASON WE LOVE RENFIELD.

Pope Francis immediately proceeded to write another papal statement denouncing populism.

-A vampire novel chapter
written by Christopher
Wednesday December 22nd


  1. Janet said,

    Oh my gosh I remember Tiny Tim and the tulip song hahahaha. I wasn’t a big fan. 🤣🤣

    • Dracul Van Helsing said,

      Yes, Janet, it was a song that was so terribly bad, it still stays in your mind years later. 🤣🤣

      • Janet said,

        True! Let’s hope it’s not playing in my dreams tonight. 🙃😎

      • Dracul Van Helsing said,

        Maybe you’ll remember Charlene singing I’ve Been To Paradise But I’ve Never Been To Me or Rebecca Black singing Friday. 🙃😎

      • Janet said,

        I have never heard of either so I looked them up for curiosity’s sake. Big no there. 🥸 goodnight… tip toeing away… 🌷

      • Dracul Van Helsing said,

        Good night. 🌷

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