The Ghost of Prince Paris of Troy In Kiev Ukraine

January 31, 2022 at 11:29 pm (Commentary, Geopolitics and International Relations, History, International Intrigue, Mythology, News, The Supernatural, Vampire novel) (, , , , , , , , )

Russian vampiress Svetlana Kireeva was riding on a ferry in Alaska

She was wearing some vampiress sunblock invented by Dr. Cadbury Rocher of Set Enterprises to prevent her beautiful and delicate vampiric skin from burning to a crisp in the sunlight.

She was in Alaska to prevent a U.S. invasion of Russia from America by having U.S. forces cross the Bering Strait from Alaska to Siberia.

The idea had been conceived by CNN’s most moronic and imbecilic news commentator Don Lemon (the man that intelligent people referred to as The Sour Fruit).

Lemon (who didn’t do any research of his own but only believed everything that the government and the mainstream media told him) had recently discovered that a part of Alaska was separated from Russian Siberia by only 55 miles across a stretch of water known as the Bering Strait.

Lemon discovered the information by coming across a 2008 Sarah Palin For Vice-President campaign video.

Lemon wasn’t sure if the information in the video was correct so he asked every liberal he knew.

CNN’s Jim Acosta (who was busy playing with himself by viewing Jeffrey Epstein’s personal private photo collection) did not know the answer.

Anderson Cooper was out getting his hair done by his favourite hairstylist so he was unavailable to comment.

Lemon asked Joe Biden, Nancy Pelosi, Kamala Harris, Chuck Schumer, AOC, California Gov. Gavin Newsom, Michigan Gov. Gretchen Whitmer, Chicago Mayor Lori Lightfoot and every other left-wing liberal bozo politician and journalist he could think of if Alaska was separated from Siberia by only 55 miles across the Bering Strait.

None knew the answer.

And since none never did any personal research on their own, they couldn’t discover the answer.

Finally Lemon managed to get in touch with the person who was the only intelligent liberal in America which happened to be YouTube commentator Kim Iversen (a woman who actually did research on her own).

Iversen informed the moronic raisin looking Lemon that yes Alaska was only separated by Siberia some 55 miles at the point of the Bering Strait.

Lemon then phoned Joe Biden and told him to have U.S. troops invade Siberia from Alaska should Vladimir Putin invade Kiev.

Biden thus sent a contingent of 69 transgendered and vaccinated Marines over to Alaska to invade Siberia.

Russian Intelligence which had hacked into the entire U.S. Intelligence (?) Security apparatus informed Putin of the plan.

So Putin sent Russian vampiress Svetlana Kireeva over to Alaska to stop them.

So now we know the answer to the question, How many Russian vampiresses does it take to wipe out and defeat a contingent of transgendered and vaccinated U.S. Marines?

Just one.

. . .

The pig faced Neo-Stalinist tyrant Justin Trudeau was hiding in a bunker outside Ottawa with his wife and family.

The ghosts of Adolf Hitler and Eva Braun as well as the ghosts of Joseph and Magda Goebbels were keeping them company.

At one point Justin retreated to a small closet where there was a small mirror and put on some Al Jolson minstrel show blackface.

Trudeau looked at some of Jeffrey Epstein’s personal private photo collection while applying and rubbing some black shoe polish to his tiny phallus.

The blackfaced Justin Trudeau then started eating a Salvation Army Food Hamper (that he had ordered one of his bodyguards to steal from a Salvation Army Food Bank) as he fired off a tweet saying that the truck drivers in Ottawa were stealing food from the homeless while flying racist flags.

Behind Justin Trudeau (as he fired off the tweet) stood the ghost of Confederate States of America President Jefferson Davis holding the American Civil War Confederate Republic flag (which was not the same as General Robert E. Lee’s Battle Flag of Northern Virginia despite what moronic liberals and even a few contemporary Republicans might think) and the ghost of Heinrich Himmler who held up the held up the red, black and white Swastika flag of Nazi Germany.

. . .

The pig faced Neo-Stalinist tyrant Justin Trudeau was now in Ottawa taking selected questions from the members of Canada’s brainless mainstream media (who interestingly enough all had brown noses at the press conference).

British MP Renfield R. Renfield was covering the press conference in his podcast.

Blathered Trudeau, “We’re the ones following the science…”

Interjected Renfield, “Justin Trudeau follows the science of Dr. Victor Frankenstein, the science of Dr. Johann Georg Faust and the science of Dr. Ilya Ivanov.”

Trudeau continued to blather, “We’re the ones following the facts…”

Renfield continued to interject, “The “facts” as made up by Joseph Goebbels’ Ministry of Propaganda and the Orwellian 1984 Ministry of Truth.”

“Anybody who disagrees with me is a conspiracy theorist,” Trudeau couldn’t stop blathering.

Renfield pointed out, “In the first century AD, Judea’s Governor Pontius Pilate posed the question, “What is truth?”. In the 21st Century AD we now know the answer- the truth is anything that Justin Trudeau considers a conspiracy theory.”

. . .

One of Elon Musk’s top scientists Tesla Thoth Merlin had invented an AI robot that looked exactly human.

Unfortunately for Tesla Thoth Merlin, earlier this month the ghost of Prince Paris of Troy had been dispensationally released from the Underworld by Hades at the request of the Greek sorceress Circe.

The ghost of Prince Paris of Troy entered the body of the human looking AI robot and possessed it.

The AI Prince Paris of Troy then flew to Moscow Russia where he was wined and dined by Vladimir Putin.

Paris thanked Putin for his hospitality by running off with the Russian President’s favourite mistress to a luxurious house in Kiev Ukraine where they were currently making out together.

As the serpent Ouroboros swallowed his own tail and the Greco-Roman god Ares/Mars let loose the dogs of war, it appears that History has now come full circle.

-A vampire novel chapter
written by Christopher
Monday January 31st
2022.

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Aphrodite, Los Angeles and The Munich Agreement

January 30, 2022 at 10:57 pm (Detective story, Geopolitics and International Relations, History, International Intrigue, Mythology, News, The Supernatural, Vampire novel) (, , , , , )

It was the evening of Thursday September 29th 1938.

The Greek goddess Aphrodite was waiting in the apartment of Los Angeles Private Eye Carson Cody Albion.

Aphrodite had hired Albion to find the giant sea shell from which she had been born on the island of Cyprus.

The sea shell had been stolen from the Paphos Museum on the island of Cyprus last year.

Rumour had it that it had been stolen on the orders of a Hollywood producer.

Aphrodite waiting for Carson Cody Albion Private Eye

“Did you find my birth shell?” Aphrodite asked Albion.

“I did,” Albion took off his trench coat and fedora hat, “David O. Selznick had the shell cut up and turned into pearl earrings. So I’m afraid all the bits of your shell are now gone with the wind.”

“But my birth shell was a cockle shell and not an oyster shell,” Aphrodite pointed out.

“Really?” Albion blinked, “I think Selznick better have the prescription checked on his glasses.”

The Greek goddess Aphrodite had the radio on.

“An agreement has been signed in Munich between Germany, France, Italy and Britain handing the Sudetenland over from Czechoslovakia to Germany. British Prime Minister Neville Chamberlain called the Munich Agreement “Peace in our time.” The Czechoslovak government naturally protested the deal. Germany’s Fuhrer Adolf Hitler referred to the Czechoslovak government as a small fringe minority with unacceptable views.”

“I imagine my pen pal in the William Shakespeare Appreciation Society won’t be so happy about this,” Albion poured both Aphrodite and himself some martinis.

“Who’s your pen pal in the William Shakespeare Appreciation Society?” Aphrodite asked as she took the martini.

“A backbench British Conservative MP who once served as a a cabinet minister in both Liberal and Conservative cabinets,” Albion answered, “A fellow by the name of Winston Churchill. A person who actually does his own research and doesn’t believe everything the government and the media tells him.”

Albion squeezed the hell out of a lemon and then threw it in the garbage.

“Holy Don Quixote,” Albion noted, “That’s one sour fruit.”

The garbage can was below an old CN Rail poster from Canada.

“Churchill?” Aphrodite sipped her martini.

“His opponents call him a conspiracy theorist,” Albion noted, “for believing that the German Nazi Party wants to conquer and rule the world.”

-A vampire novel chapter
written by Christopher
Sunday January 30th
2022.

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Hera Reflects On Zeus’ Many Infidelities

January 29, 2022 at 11:14 pm (Geopolitics and International Relations, International Intrigue, Mythology, News, The Supernatural, Vampire novel) (, , , , , , )


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The Greek goddess Hera was in a hotel room reflecting on her husband Zeus’ many infidelities.

She had borrowed the ravens Huginn and Muninn from her friend the Norse god Odin to spy on her unfaithful spouse.

Zeus had gone to Ottawa, Ontario, Canada to see if he could pick up some of the truckers’ wives and girlfriends while the truckers were busy protesting the Neo-Stalinist tyrant Justin Trudeau and his vaccine mandates.

Huginn and Munnin flew to Hera on her Ottawa hotel balcony with the bad news.

Hera sat on her bed totally shattered.

Just then Canadian vampire hunter Dracul Van Helsing entered Hera’s hotel bedroom because he had been given the wrong hotel key card by the hotel clerk.

Van Helsing was in Ottawa to slay a bunch of Soviet Stalinist vampires.

A Canadian federal government financed expedition to Siberia located a mine where Stalin had put a bunch of Soviet Stalinist vampires on ice for the day when they were truly needed.

Neo-Stalinist tyrant Justin Trudeau figured they were needed now so he had ordered the financing of the expedition.

The bodies were being dethawed in the basement of the National Archives Building in Ottawa.

Van Helsing and other members of the International Federation of Vampire Hunters went in and staked the 300 Soviet Stalinist vampires through the heart.

Outside the building a convoy truck played the Bonnie Tyler hit song Total Eclipse of The Heart.

Van Helsing seeing Hera depressed offered to make love to her.

Hera accepted.

And so he did.

. . .

Out in the streets of Ottawa Zeus was trying to pick up the girlfriend of a truck driver from Texas named Pecos Bill (the truck driver was named Pecos Bill not the girlfriend. These were not Joe Biden gender pronoun challenged cabinet appointees).

It just so happened outside Pecos Bill’s truck that the Norse thunder god Thor and the Norse trickster god Loki were playing a game of cards.

Thor was busy counting how many aces he had up his sleeve.

While Thor was preoccupied, Pecos Bill picked up Thor’s hammer Mjolnir and went and hit Zeus over the head with it.

The Olympian sky god was knocked out cold.

. . .

Amadeus Emanon was talking to Rev. Father Aidan Bury Saint Edmunds about vaccine mandates across the world.

“There’s one thing that the strongest proponents of vaccine mandates across the world have in common,” Father Bury Saint Edmunds pointed out.

“What’s that?” Amadeus asked.

“They’re all apostate Roman Catholics,” Father Bury Saint Edmunds noted, “All strongly pro-Moloch child sacrifice and strongly pro-Sodom and Gomorrah in the mold of the apostate Pope Francis. America’s Joe Biden, Canada’s Justin Trudeau, France’s Emmanuel Macron, Austria’s Karl Nehammer and Italy’s Mario Draghi. All full of the spirit of Pope Francis’ “god of surprises” and all puppets of World Economic Forum Chairman Klaus Schwab and George Soros.”

-A vampire novel chapter
written by Christopher
Saturday January 29th
2022.

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Athena Offers Four Peaches

January 28, 2022 at 11:50 pm (Geopolitics and International Relations, International Intrigue, News, Vampire novel) (, , , )

Athena the Greek goddess of wisdom stood on an balcony in the Italian city of Syracuse.

Next to a table on which was placed an ancient marble bust of Alexander the Great.

In a dish was 4 peaches.

Lined up in front of Athena were the ghosts of 4 great world conquerers Alexander the Great, Julius Caesar, Caesar Augustus and Napoleon Bonaparte.

Athena picked up a peach and handed it to Alexander’s ghost.

Then she handed out the three other peaches to the three other world conquerers.

The demon Asmodeus and the little green frog Nimrod watched the spectacle.

“Do you think those ghosts will be able to eat physical peaches?” Nimrod asked Asmodeus.

Asmodeus lit a cigarette and shrugged.

. . .

Canadian Prime Minister Justin Trudeau, who had forgotten that he was supposed to be isolating for five days after the thrice-boostered Neo-Stalinist tyrant announced that he had come down with Covid having got a Covid test at 1 AM in the morning a couple of nights earlier, stood (it was a good thing he was standing after having his buttocks thoroughly tomatoed by London dominatrix Sherrielock Holmes the night before) in front of the brainless mainstream media and announced, “These truckers in the convoy are descending on Ottawa to destroy democracy.”

Behind the Neo-Stalinist tyrant (who was only dressed in a pair of diapers) stood the ghosts of Lenin, Joseph Stalin, Adolf Hitler, Mao Tse-tung and baby Justin’s possible father Cuban dictator Fidel Castro.

The 5 ghosts applauded baby Justin as he spoke against the truckers.

Meanwhile at the front of the truck convoy, the ghosts of Abraham Lincoln and the great Metis general Gabriel Dumont were riding.

. . .

Many branches of Canada’s RCMP are rapidly becoming replicas of Heinrich Muller’s Gestapo and Lavrentiy Beria’s Stalinist NKVD.

The Hutterite colony of Winnipeg graciously offered to prepare a feast for all the B.C., Alberta and Saskatchewan truckers in the convoy arriving in Winnipeg a couple of days ago.

The meal was to be served at the Flying J truck stop in Winnipeg.

But the RCMP blocked all Flying J entrances and exits so the trucks and their drivers could not access the parking lot.

So the Hutterites drove 2.5 hours from Winnipeg Manitoba to Kenora Ontario (the next major truck stop) and served the food to all the truck convoy drivers there.

-A vampire novel chapter
written by Christopher
Friday January 28th
2022.

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Sherrielock Holmes Visits Ottawa

January 27, 2022 at 11:57 pm (Vampire novel, The Supernatural, News, Geopolitics and International Relations, International Intrigue) (, , , , , , )

Sherrielock Holmes comes into Ottawa riding a motorcycle

Sherrielock Holmes the immortal twin sister of world-famous London consulting detective Sherlock Holmes came riding into Ottawa on a motorcycle.

The world famous London professional dominatrix was flown across the Atlantic in the billionaire ancient Egyptian vampire Set’s cannabis powered dirigible airship The John George Diefenbaker.

The Diefenbaker docked in Gatineau Quebec.

Sherrielock Holmes and her motorcycle were lowered to the ground from The Diefenbaker.

She then set off in the direction of Justin Trudeau’s residence in Ottawa.

Justin Trudeau (who was thrice boostered with the jab) had just announced that he had come down with Covid and wouldn’t be able to meet with the truckers’ convoy that would be arriving in Ottawa on January 29th since he would be isolating for 5 days.

50,000 truckers and 1.4 million Canadians were heading to the Parliament in Ottawa to protest Justin Trudeau’s vaccine mandate for truckers.

Sherrielock Holmes knocked out Justin’s bodyguards and entered the estate greenhouse where Justin Trudeau was self-performing a blackface minstrel show in front of his marijuana pot smoking antique Edwardian mirror.

Sherrielock threw Justin to the ground, took off the Queen Marie Antoinette dress that he was wearing and began tomatoing his buttocks red like his Marxist-Stalinist-Maoist ideological beliefs.

. . .

In London England, the billionaire ancient Egyptian vampire Set was having a meeting with his son the jackal headed Anubis.

“Well,” Set sipped a martini, “what do you think that Elon Musk is up to?”.

Earlier this evening Tesla CEO and billionaire Elon Musk had tweeted his support of the Canadian truckers’ convoy to Ottawa.

Musk had tweeted “Canadian truckers rule” in a tweet earlier tonight.

“Yes,” Anubis nodded, “Elon Musk is quickly turning into the anti-Bill Gates. He and his family didn’t get the vaccine, he thinks the world population will shrink drastically on its own and not increase over the next 30 years. Whereas Bill Gates wants to bump off the entire 9 billion population of the world with the exception of himself and 499 million other people by the end of this year.”

“So it’s Gates vs. Musk,” Set scratched his chin.

“Yes and Neo-Stalinist tyrant Justin Trudeau is clearly on the side of Bill Gates along with every other Pope Francis “Catholic” apostate politician on the planet- Joe Biden, Nancy Pelosi, AOC, Emmanuel Macron and Austria’s Karl Nehammer and whatever moron is currently serving as the Prime Minister of Italy,” Anubis pointed out.

-A vampire novel chapter
written by Christopher
Thursday January 27th
2022.

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Sometimes

January 26, 2022 at 9:31 pm (Poetry) ()

Sometimes the night winds howl cold
And the evening chill lingers
like a blanket that’s lost its warmth

Sometimes one must sit and think
While waiting for the sound of knock
or doorbell

Sometimes the night seems your only friend
And the flickering candle
Your only dance partner

She sits alone
Pondering the world
Pondering people
And as the silence
swallows all in its path
She realizes tonight
There will be no sound of knock
Or doorbell

To bed she shall go
Perhaps she’ll finally encounter
What she’s looking for
In the world of dreams

-A poem written by Christopher
Wednesday January 26th
2022

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Renfieldian Podcast For January 25th 2022

January 25, 2022 at 11:49 pm (Geopolitics and International Relations, International Intrigue, News, The Supernatural, Vampire novel) ()

British MP Renfield R. Renfield was celebrating Robbie Burns Day by wearing a Jacobite pin, a tartan kilt and drinking a glass of Scotch whisky.

Scottish haggis was being fed to the Health Ministers of the European Union even as Renfield spoke.

“This past Sunday January 23rd Robert F. Kennedy Jr. spoke at an anti-vaccine mandate rally in Washington DC,” Renfield noted, “His speech sent the brainless mainstream media into a frenzied rage. Like Nazi Minister of Propaganda Joseph Goebbels on steroids, they were attacking the son of the late U.S. Sen. Robert F. Kennedy. The Neo-Bolshevik Communist CTV News (but really bullshit and propaganda) Network of Canada had the headline, “Robert F. Kennedy Jr. invokes Nazi Germany in offensive anti-vaccine speech.”
Then in the country that used to be America (but is now Amerika), the Neo-Bolshevik Communist CNN had the headline, “Robert F. Kennedy Jr. invokes Nazi Germany in offensive anti-vaccine speech.”
So the Neo-Bolshevik Communist CTV and Neo-Bolshevik Communist CNN have the same ghost writers – the ghosts of Joseph Goebbels Ministry of Propaganda “fact checkers” and the ghosts of Soviet Pravda and TASS “fact checkers”.
Now that the brainless mainstream media in North America have once again shown their abysmal ignorance of history, on the other hand an actual Holocaust survivor Vera Sharav over in Brussels, Belgium agreed with Robert F. Kennedy Jr.’s comments and not the bedwetting temper tantrums of the brainless mainstream media.
Sharav was scheduled to deliver her remarks this past Sunday at an anti-mandate and anti-lockdown rally in Brussels but the rally was cancelled after the Fascist pig members of the Fascist pig Brussels Police Force started attacking protestors.
Vera Sharav said there are parallels between what she witnessed as a child in Nazi Germany and Covid policies being enacted today by governments around the world.
Said Sharav, “As a Holocaust survivor, I am appalled by poseurs who control the Holocaust narrative. They deny the relevance of the Holocaust to current discrimination and increasingly aggressive and repressive edicts.
These vigilantes censor and silence those who speak out. By denying the relevance of the Holocaust to current repression, the vigilantes are Holocaust deniers.”

. . .

Michelangelo the Psychic Lobster had a vision of Neo-Bolshevik Communist CNN anchorman Jim Acosta being stripped naked live on the air and then being strung up to the ceiling of the CNN newsroom and then hung by the neck until dead.

He then had a vision of late night television show nut job and alleged comic Jimmy Kimmel calling anti-vaccine mandate and anti-lockdown protestors “nut jobs”.

He noticed Kimmel had a large wooden log sticking out of his right eye as he made the claim on late night TV.

Michelangelo was reminded of Christ’s words, “You hypocrite, first cast the log out of your own eye and then you can see clearly to remove the speck of sawdust from your brother’s eye.”

Legendary folkloric lumberjack Paul Bunyan arrived on the scene to cut the wooden log out of the unfunny late night talk show host’s right eye.

He missed and cut off Kimmel’s head instead.

“Oh well,” Bunyan shrugged, “No great loss.”

-A vampire novel chapter
written by Chrstopher
Tuesday January 25th
2022.

At a Robbie Burns Day party prior to his podcast, British MP Renfield R. Renfield is surrounded by two beautiful women as a Neo-Bolshevik Communist mainstream media reporter looks on.

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Svetlana Kireeva Visits London

January 24, 2022 at 11:42 pm (Espionage, Geopolitics and International Relations, History, International Intrigue, Mythology, News, Romance, Spy Tales, The Supernatural, Vampire novel) (, , , , , , , )

Evoking an atmosphere reminiscent of an Anne Rice character in a James Bond film, the beautiful Russian vampiress secret agent Svetlana Kireeva was meeting British MP Renfield R. Renfield in an upscale London restaurant

British actor Rowan Atkinson (who played Mr. Bean on TV and in film) who was dining in the restaurant remarked to his teddy bear, “Teddy I see you’re walking softly on the elegant white table cloth and carrying a big cinammon stick.”

It was a good thing Teddy had a big cinammon stick as Mr. Bean liked his coffee stirred and not shaken.

Svetlana and Renfield were meeting to lay plans for a Russian invasion of Kiev.

Renfield noted that the past two Presidents of Ukraine were puppets of George Soros.

Hence why they were such good friends with senile old fool Joe Biden and his crack cocaine pipe smoking son Hunter.

Renfield said, “My former boss the billionaire ancient Egyptian vampire Set got a friend of his the ancient Greek enchantress and sorceress Circe to turn NATO troops into swine. Thus when Biden says NATO can easily counter Russian troops in Ukraine, it amounts to little more than hogwash.”

“And should a traditional Catholic priest perform an exorcism on Biden, we may have a second miracle of the Gadarene Swine,” Svetlana smiled.

-A vampire novel chapter
written by Christopher
Monday January 24th
2022.

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Circe

January 23, 2022 at 10:55 pm (Geopolitics and International Relations, International Intrigue, Literature, Mythology, News, Poetry, The Supernatural, Vampire novel) (, , , , , , , )

Circe Offering The Cup To Ulysses by John William Waterhouse 1891

Circe
Daughter of the sun god Helios
And the Oceanid nymph Perse
An enchantress living on the island
of Aeaea
She has turned most of Ulysses’ crew
into swine
She had lured the Odyssey crew
to her island
with her lovely singing
While weaving on an enormous loon

She had invited the crew to a feast
A pottage of cheese and meat
Sweetened with honey
And laced with wine
But also mixed with potion
That turns them into swine

Ulysses was on board his ship at the time
As he approaches Circe’s palace
Athena sends Hermes to warn him
of Circe’s sorcery
Hermes provides Ulysses with moly
To protect him from Circe’s magic

Circe and the potion beckons but Ulysses does not become swine

. . .

The streets of Kiev, January 2022.

London private eyes Magog Rhys Petley and Agathor Christie were on a spying mission for the British government.

“Who has let these thousands of swine into the streets of Kiev?” Magog wanted to know.

“They were previously NATO soldiers,” Agathor (who had taken the Kiev nightwatch to Magog’s daywatch) explained.

“They were?” Magog was stunned, “Who turned them into swine?”.

“Do you know your Greek mythology and your 19th Century pre-Raphaelite art?” Agathor asked.

“I do,” Magog nodded.

Agathor pointed.

Magog looked.

And standing there was the ancient Greek enchantress Circe not looking a day over 25.

Circe started to sing as she started weaving on a loom.

“Who is she trying to lure to Kiev with her singing?” Magog inquired of Agathor.

“The Russians,” Agathor answered.

“To turn them into swine?” Magog blinked.

“No to turn them into the rulers of Kiev,” Agathor lit a cigar, “It’s NATO she turned into swine.”

-A poem and vampire novel chapter
written by Christopher
Sunday January 23rd
2022.

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Aphrodite and Amarok

January 22, 2022 at 11:08 pm (Geopolitics and International Relations, International Intrigue, Mythology, News, The Supernatural, Vampire novel) (, , , , , , , )

The Greek goddess Aphrodite with the wolf Amarok

French President Emmanuel Macron and Austrian Chancellor Karl Nehammer had both issued decrees that even the gods and goddesses of the world’s various pantheons must be vaccinated against Covid.

Dr. Anthony Fauci had his arm broken in 10 places when he tried to inject the Hindu goddess Kali in her 10 arms.

Karl Nehammer of Austria had fallen to his death after getting hit by Mjolnir the hammer of Thor when he tried to jab the Norse thunder god’s arm.

French President Emmanuel Macron personally chased the Greek goddess Aphrodite to the Arctic Circle to jab her arm.

He found himself being eaten by the wolf Amarok for his troubles.

Amarok wolfed down the Neo-Vichy tyrant’s body with French champagne.

As it was the only way to make the despot’s body digestible.

Michelangelo the Psychic Lobster awoke from his dream and wondered, would these two European Union dingbats really try to enforce compulsory vaccinations on the gods and goddesses of the nations?

. . .

Even though Jorge Mario Bergoglio didn’t really believe the Body, Blood, Soul and Divinity of Christ was present in the Eucharistic host Communion wafer, he decided to inject one (stolen from a Society of St. Pius X tabernacle) with Pfizer, Moderna, AstraZenica and Johnson and Johnson all at once.

After injecting it (Him if it was indeed Christ), he listened with great agony to a classical music 33-rpm record that he was recently forced to buy at a Rome music shop called Stereosound in Via della Minerva near the world-famous Pantheon when he undertook a phoney photo-op to give the world the impression that he was a connoiseur of classical music like his predecessor Pope Emeritus Benedict XVI.

On Tuesday January 11 2022 Francis supposedly made a “surprise visit” to Stereosound at around 7 PM in a white Fiat 500 L to bless the recently renovated premises.

By a “sheer twist of fate” a reporter Javier Martinez-Brocal (reporter for Rome Reports an Opus Dei media outfit that is Francis’ chief media cheerleader and the author of Pope Francis’ Spanish hagiographical biography El Papa de la Misericordia (The Pope of Mercy) and the author of the documentary Francis: The People’s Pope) just happened to be “on hand” to snap the Pope’s picture.

On the record he was forced to listen to, a piece from Mozart’s Don Giovanni was being played.

In the piece a statue of the Commendatore (a military general that Don Giovanni (the Spanish Don Juan) had slain after Don Giovanni had seduced his daughter) was calling on Don Giovanni to repent for his errant ways.

Don Giovanni refuses and he is soon surrounded by a chorus of demons who carries him down to Hell.

As Francis yawned listening to the piece, the statue of the Commendatore appeared to the AntiPope and commanded him to repent.

Francis said “There is no Hell” and found himself surrounded by a chorus of demons who begged to differ.

He was carried down there.

Francis woke up screaming.

It had been a dream.

Suddenly he heard a record drop and the piece from Mozart’s Don Giovanni began to play.

-A vampire novel chapter
written by Christophe
Saturday January 22nd
2022.

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