With Svetlana Kireeva In Moscow

January 9, 2022 at 9:02 pm (Geopolitics and International Relations, International Intrigue, News, The Supernatural, Vampire novel) (, , , , , , , )

Canadian vampire hunter Dracul Van Helsing flew from Britain to Moscow in a World War I Sopwith Camel to meet the Russian vampiress Svetlana Kireeva.

The Sopwith Camel was almost shot down by Dr. Anthony Fauci’s drones because they thought a beagle might be flying it.

The drones were shot down by Van Helsing instead.

Inside a highrise luxury apartment in Moscow Russia, Russian vampiress Svetlana Kireeva of the FSB was waiting for Van Helsing.

Van Helsing was serving as an envoy for British MP Renfield R. Renfeld and Svetlana Kireeva was serving as an envoy for Russian President Vladimir Putin.

Renfield and Putin were involved in negotiations preparing for a Russian invasion of the European Union to liberate the bloc from the totalitarian ideology of Vaccinazism.

On the other side of the diplomatic table, Pope Francis, acting on advice from Word of Faith Prosperity Gospel teacher Kenneth Copeland, was trying to encourage Russia to invade Israel.

According to Copeland’s reading of Ezekiel Chapters 38 and 39, Russia would lead a confederacy of nations to attack Israel in the latter days.

According to Copeland, Russia would be destroyed by YHWH or Jehovah the Lord God of Israel for attacking Israel.

Following his personal homosexual Communist Jesuit reasoning, Francis figured that with Russia destroyed, no future Pope could bring about that era of peace known as the Triumph of the Immaculate Heart of Mary since Russia would no longer exist as a nation to be consecrated to the Immaculate Heart of Mary to bring about that triumph of the Immaculate Heart.

So which route would Putin take?

Renfield’s idea that Russia should invade the European Union to liberate the bloc from Vaccinazism?

Or Francis’ idea that Russia should invade Israel so it can end up being destroyed according to Kenneth Copeland’s Biblical exegesis of Ezekiel Chapters 38 and 39 and thus making a liar out of Our Lady of Fatima the Blessed Virgin Mary?

Dracul and Svetlana would be negotiating the Renfieldian Plan.

In the night sky behind Svetlana, two meteorites lit up Moscow’s night sky.

-A vampire novel chapter
written by Christopher
Sunday January 9th


  1. George F. said,

    I would do a lot more than “meet” with her…

    • Dracul Van Helsing said,

      I imagine Dracul Van Helsing did a lot more than “meet” with her as well being the horny bastard that he is.

  2. Hyperion said,

    America sends Madame Boofalon, an accomplished MTF trans person whose pronouns are Leather and Lace. The European Union sends Hildegard Von Stumpelslampfe an aristocrat from the Isle of Rhodes thought to be the love child of the local chapter of Knights of St John of Patmos and a bar maid named Babylon with a lazy eye and quick hands. And who does Russia send? The stunning vampiress Svetlana Kireeva. The west is lost. Long live the Lady and the Red Dragon.

    • Dracul Van Helsing said,

      I wholeheartedly agree, Daniel. 😀

      Long live the Lady and the Red Dragon. 🥳

      • Hyperion said,

        I’ve noticed my Dragon Sisters are stepping up to take over the world. But, instead of fighting with Cybrids, they are conquering regular everyday normal zombies running hither and yon in a dither of willy-nilly to and fro.

      • Dracul Van Helsing said,

        Yes, they’ll have to battle the zombies of the Zombie Apocalypse before they start battling the Cybrids.

        As Renfield says, “A zombie is a person who believes everything that deranged medical bureaucrats, Big Business (in the form of Big Pharma), tyrannical politicians and the brainless mainstream media tell them.”

        There are a lot of people like that.

        99.9% of the U.S. Democratic Party and 99.9% of the Canadian Federal Liberal Party for example.

        So there are a lot of zombies out there to kill.

        Pan Goatee is doing his part in killing zombies and the Dragon Sisters are doing theirs.

      • Hyperion said,

        Teamwork is essential. It was just a short time ago, I thought the zombie apocalypse was just make believe. Then it got real.

      • Dracul Van Helsing said,

        Yes, the zombie apocalypse got very real indeed. 🧟‍♀🧟‍♂🏳️‍🌈🇺🇸🇨🇦🇨🇻🇨🇮🇦🇨 etc. to infinity and beyond.

      • Hyperion said,

        Indeed. To infinity and beyond. 👩🏼‍🚀👨🏻‍🚀🚀🪐

      • Dracul Van Helsing said,

        Buzz Lightyear did not know what a visionary he was.

      • Hyperion said,

        He wishes he wasn’t.

      • Dracul Van Helsing said,

        Very true.

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