Svetlana Kireeva Visits London
Evoking an atmosphere reminiscent of an Anne Rice character in a James Bond film, the beautiful Russian vampiress secret agent Svetlana Kireeva was meeting British MP Renfield R. Renfield in an upscale London restaurant
British actor Rowan Atkinson (who played Mr. Bean on TV and in film) who was dining in the restaurant remarked to his teddy bear, “Teddy I see you’re walking softly on the elegant white table cloth and carrying a big cinammon stick.”
It was a good thing Teddy had a big cinammon stick as Mr. Bean liked his coffee stirred and not shaken.
Svetlana and Renfield were meeting to lay plans for a Russian invasion of Kiev.
Renfield noted that the past two Presidents of Ukraine were puppets of George Soros.
Hence why they were such good friends with senile old fool Joe Biden and his crack cocaine pipe smoking son Hunter.
Renfield said, “My former boss the billionaire ancient Egyptian vampire Set got a friend of his the ancient Greek enchantress and sorceress Circe to turn NATO troops into swine. Thus when Biden says NATO can easily counter Russian troops in Ukraine, it amounts to little more than hogwash.”
“And should a traditional Catholic priest perform an exorcism on Biden, we may have a second miracle of the Gadarene Swine,” Svetlana smiled.
-A vampire novel chapter
written by Christopher
Monday January 24th
2022.
Giannis Pit said,
January 25, 2022 at 5:37 am
I focus on the creative imagination of your words. Really impressive.
Like the lady in the photo who arouses the senses irritatingly.Have a nice day.
Dracul Van Helsing said,
January 25, 2022 at 4:21 pm
Thank you, Giannis.
I’ve always had a creative imagination.
I use it to escape the world.
I was homeless 6 years ago and don’t want to go back to it again.
But now government bureaucracy wants to kick me off my disability pension.
Which might force me back into homelessness again.
So my creative imagination and the world of my writings helps me escape.
Hetty Eliot said,
January 25, 2022 at 10:40 am
Well Biden can’t be more foul-mouthed during his exorcism than he is at his press conferences.
Dracul Van Helsing said,
January 25, 2022 at 4:22 pm
Very true, Hetty.
Biden is a foul mouthed lecher.
Jessica E. Larsen said,
January 25, 2022 at 2:16 pm
Wahaha 😂 I love this ❤ I miss reading your blog.
But again, I had to visit your page directly because Worpress reader stick all the paragraphs into one paragraph. 😡
Dracul Van Helsing said,
January 25, 2022 at 4:26 pm
Hi Jessie,
I didn’t know the WordPress reader sticks all my paragraphs into one paragraph.
I guess what my friend Daniel Hyperion refers to as the WordPress gremlins do not like me.
I’m glad you enjoyed this post. ❤
Jessica E. Larsen said,
February 6, 2022 at 1:42 pm
WPG WordPress gremlins 🤣 Oh well, I can always just read it directly on your webpage 🥰💞
Dracul Van Helsing said,
February 6, 2022 at 2:14 pm
Yes, you can read it directly on my webpage, Jessica. 🥰💕
Dracul Van Helsing said,
February 6, 2022 at 2:21 pm
Oh, I forgot to mention, Jessica, you’ll probably enjoy the post I wrote last night entitled Renfieldian Saturday Night Podcast February 5th 2022 where I have Renfield analyzing the geopolitical situation in Canada.
The showdown between Canada’s Neo-Stalinist tyrant Justin Trudeau (whose name is properly pronounced Justcrap Trudope) and the Canadian truckers.
Jessica E. Larsen said,
February 20, 2022 at 4:22 am
Oh, I heard above the Canadian Truckers 😍 I’ll go read it now 💞
Dracul Van Helsing said,
February 20, 2022 at 11:32 am
🙂💞
Tanya said,
January 25, 2022 at 7:33 pm
Amazing post, creative and entertaining. The girl is really gorgeous👍
Dracul Van Helsing said,
January 25, 2022 at 7:46 pm
Thank you so much, Tanya. ❤
Vivien Ayinotu said,
January 25, 2022 at 11:55 pm
Beautifully written.
Dracul Van Helsing said,
January 26, 2022 at 12:02 am
Thank you so much, Vivien. 🙂
Paola K said,
January 27, 2022 at 1:17 pm
Superb way to portrait the absurdities of our time!
I am not online so often lately due to an intense time of work but when I do , one of the first things I check is for your publications 😌 I enjoy them so much! 💕
Dracul Van Helsing said,
January 27, 2022 at 4:36 pm
Thank you so much, Paola. 🥰🙏🏻💕