Sherrielock Holmes Visits Ottawa

January 27, 2022 at 11:57 pm (Geopolitics and International Relations, International Intrigue, News, The Supernatural, Vampire novel) (, , , , , , )

Sherrielock Holmes comes into Ottawa riding a motorcycle

Sherrielock Holmes the immortal twin sister of world-famous London consulting detective Sherlock Holmes came riding into Ottawa on a motorcycle.

The world famous London professional dominatrix was flown across the Atlantic in the billionaire ancient Egyptian vampire Set’s cannabis powered dirigible airship The John George Diefenbaker.

The Diefenbaker docked in Gatineau Quebec.

Sherrielock Holmes and her motorcycle were lowered to the ground from The Diefenbaker.

She then set off in the direction of Justin Trudeau’s residence in Ottawa.

Justin Trudeau (who was thrice boostered with the jab) had just announced that he had come down with Covid and wouldn’t be able to meet with the truckers’ convoy that would be arriving in Ottawa on January 29th since he would be isolating for 5 days.

50,000 truckers and 1.4 million Canadians were heading to the Parliament in Ottawa to protest Justin Trudeau’s vaccine mandate for truckers.

Sherrielock Holmes knocked out Justin’s bodyguards and entered the estate greenhouse where Justin Trudeau was self-performing a blackface minstrel show in front of his marijuana pot smoking antique Edwardian mirror.

Sherrielock threw Justin to the ground, took off the Queen Marie Antoinette dress that he was wearing and began tomatoing his buttocks red like his Marxist-Stalinist-Maoist ideological beliefs.

. . .

In London England, the billionaire ancient Egyptian vampire Set was having a meeting with his son the jackal headed Anubis.

“Well,” Set sipped a martini, “what do you think that Elon Musk is up to?”.

Earlier this evening Tesla CEO and billionaire Elon Musk had tweeted his support of the Canadian truckers’ convoy to Ottawa.

Musk had tweeted “Canadian truckers rule” in a tweet earlier tonight.

“Yes,” Anubis nodded, “Elon Musk is quickly turning into the anti-Bill Gates. He and his family didn’t get the vaccine, he thinks the world population will shrink drastically on its own and not increase over the next 30 years. Whereas Bill Gates wants to bump off the entire 9 billion population of the world with the exception of himself and 499 million other people by the end of this year.”

“So it’s Gates vs. Musk,” Set scratched his chin.

“Yes and Neo-Stalinist tyrant Justin Trudeau is clearly on the side of Bill Gates along with every other Pope Francis “Catholic” apostate politician on the planet- Joe Biden, Nancy Pelosi, AOC, Emmanuel Macron and Austria’s Karl Nehammer and whatever moron is currently serving as the Prime Minister of Italy,” Anubis pointed out.

-A vampire novel chapter
written by Christopher
Thursday January 27th
2022.

12 Comments

  1. Giannis Pit said,

    Very nice woman and motorcycle, i think.
    Have a nice day my friend.

  2. 北方榆 (Northern Elm) said,

    the speed of the motorcycle represents the urgency of the drivers’ request….and the rider might be in Ottawa as well….

    • Dracul Van Helsing said,

      Very good point, Elm. 😀

      The speed of the motorcycle🏍 represents the urgency of the driver’s request.

  3. Hyperion said,

    I love it when Sherrielock Holmes tomatoes those naughty behinds. Lord knows, she has kept me on the straight and narrow path.

  4. Tanya said,

    Justin Trudeau surely is a polarizing figure. I don’t know how history is gonna judge him. His erroneous trip to India was disappointing and now this vaccine mandate…

    • Dracul Van Helsing said,

      Yes, Justin made a fool out of himself in India and has been making a fool out of himself ever since.

      • Tanya said,

        I can very well see that, I’ve some of my cousins in Canada, they aren’t satisfied either. I guess his politics is divisive….

      • Dracul Van Helsing said,

        Yes, very divisive.

        What province or provinces do your cousins live, Tanya?

        Any live in Alberta where I live?

      • Tanya said,

        They live in Ontario.
        I don’t think so any of them lives in Alberta …

      • Dracul Van Helsing said,

        Ontario.

        So that would be three provinces over from where I Iive.

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