Hera Reflects On Zeus’ Many Infidelities

January 29, 2022 at 11:14 pm (Geopolitics and International Relations, International Intrigue, Mythology, News, The Supernatural, Vampire novel) (, , , , , , )


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The Greek goddess Hera was in a hotel room reflecting on her husband Zeus’ many infidelities.

She had borrowed the ravens Huginn and Muninn from her friend the Norse god Odin to spy on her unfaithful spouse.

Zeus had gone to Ottawa, Ontario, Canada to see if he could pick up some of the truckers’ wives and girlfriends while the truckers were busy protesting the Neo-Stalinist tyrant Justin Trudeau and his vaccine mandates.

Huginn and Munnin flew to Hera on her Ottawa hotel balcony with the bad news.

Hera sat on her bed totally shattered.

Just then Canadian vampire hunter Dracul Van Helsing entered Hera’s hotel bedroom because he had been given the wrong hotel key card by the hotel clerk.

Van Helsing was in Ottawa to slay a bunch of Soviet Stalinist vampires.

A Canadian federal government financed expedition to Siberia located a mine where Stalin had put a bunch of Soviet Stalinist vampires on ice for the day when they were truly needed.

Neo-Stalinist tyrant Justin Trudeau figured they were needed now so he had ordered the financing of the expedition.

The bodies were being dethawed in the basement of the National Archives Building in Ottawa.

Van Helsing and other members of the International Federation of Vampire Hunters went in and staked the 300 Soviet Stalinist vampires through the heart.

Outside the building a convoy truck played the Bonnie Tyler hit song Total Eclipse of The Heart.

Van Helsing seeing Hera depressed offered to make love to her.

Hera accepted.

And so he did.

. . .

Out in the streets of Ottawa Zeus was trying to pick up the girlfriend of a truck driver from Texas named Pecos Bill (the truck driver was named Pecos Bill not the girlfriend. These were not Joe Biden gender pronoun challenged cabinet appointees).

It just so happened outside Pecos Bill’s truck that the Norse thunder god Thor and the Norse trickster god Loki were playing a game of cards.

Thor was busy counting how many aces he had up his sleeve.

While Thor was preoccupied, Pecos Bill picked up Thor’s hammer Mjolnir and went and hit Zeus over the head with it.

The Olympian sky god was knocked out cold.

. . .

Amadeus Emanon was talking to Rev. Father Aidan Bury Saint Edmunds about vaccine mandates across the world.

“There’s one thing that the strongest proponents of vaccine mandates across the world have in common,” Father Bury Saint Edmunds pointed out.

“What’s that?” Amadeus asked.

“They’re all apostate Roman Catholics,” Father Bury Saint Edmunds noted, “All strongly pro-Moloch child sacrifice and strongly pro-Sodom and Gomorrah in the mold of the apostate Pope Francis. America’s Joe Biden, Canada’s Justin Trudeau, France’s Emmanuel Macron, Austria’s Karl Nehammer and Italy’s Mario Draghi. All full of the spirit of Pope Francis’ “god of surprises” and all puppets of World Economic Forum Chairman Klaus Schwab and George Soros.”

-A vampire novel chapter
written by Christopher
Saturday January 29th
2022.

16 Comments

  1. Priti said,

    Beautiful story very interesting! Well shared β˜ΊπŸŽ‰πŸ’•

  2. Giannis Pit said,

    There are moment in which i admire your art fantasy. Have a nice day.

  3. εŒ—ζ–Ήζ¦† (Northern Elm) said,

    hahahha…..”the wrong key card” fell into the hand of “the right guy”. what a reader-entertaining plot! a brilliant writer! cracked up heartily!

  4. Hyperion said,

    That rascal Zeus seems to embody all the dark attributes of human nature. I think Thor’s hammer to the head and Sherrielock Holmes riding crop to Zeus’ naughty buns should send him back to Hera in perfect shape for Hera to Marina Bobbitt his philandering 11th finger. Then maybe we’ll get our thousand years of peace we were promised.

    • Dracul Van Helsing said,

      I think this is indeed what is required to bring about the Millenium, my friend.

      Christ told Saint John the Apostle when writing to the Church at Pergamon in the Book of Revelation that Pergamon is where Satan’s seat is.

      There was a huge temple and altar to Zeus in Pergamon.

      The Kaiser took it apart and brought that Temple to Berlin in the 1890s.

      Stalin used the archictectural design of Zeus’ Pergamon temple as the prototype for Lenin’s Tomb

      Communist Community Organizer-In-Chief Barack O’ Bummer used the design of Zeus’ Pergamon Temple as the stage backdrop for when he accepted the Democratic Presidential nomination in Chicago in 2008.

      Hera Marina Bobbitting Zeus’ philandering 11th finger probably will bring about the Millenium.

      • Hyperion said,

        I enjoy the history of the altar and temple to Zeus in Pergamon. I do believe anything coming out of Turkey is a malodorous emission from the seat of Satan. So much historical death and destruction has ridden out of Turkey to bedevil the world. It is a place of ancient history before the city states of Mesopotamia, before Zeus was a tiny mote in a Classical Period wine inspired mind.

      • Dracul Van Helsing said,

        Yes, there were a lot of ferocious demonic looking idols to be found in the ancient land that became modern Turkey.

      • Hyperion said,

        And we all know what happened to all those idol worshippers. 😬

      • Dracul Van Helsing said,

        Yes, a ghastly fate awaited them. 😱

  5. David Redpath said,

    Most fortuitous for Dracul that
    Hera was dressed for the occasion.
    Equally, I presume Dracul had his
    trusty stake at hand πŸ–οΈπŸ§ΉNothing
    cheers up a Greek Goddess more
    than a good staking 😎

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