The Ghost of Prince Paris of Troy In Kiev Ukraine

January 31, 2022 at 11:29 pm (Commentary, Geopolitics and International Relations, History, International Intrigue, Mythology, News, The Supernatural, Vampire novel) (, , , , , , , , )

Russian vampiress Svetlana Kireeva was riding on a ferry in Alaska

She was wearing some vampiress sunblock invented by Dr. Cadbury Rocher of Set Enterprises to prevent her beautiful and delicate vampiric skin from burning to a crisp in the sunlight.

She was in Alaska to prevent a U.S. invasion of Russia from America by having U.S. forces cross the Bering Strait from Alaska to Siberia.

The idea had been conceived by CNN’s most moronic and imbecilic news commentator Don Lemon (the man that intelligent people referred to as The Sour Fruit).

Lemon (who didn’t do any research of his own but only believed everything that the government and the mainstream media told him) had recently discovered that a part of Alaska was separated from Russian Siberia by only 55 miles across a stretch of water known as the Bering Strait.

Lemon discovered the information by coming across a 2008 Sarah Palin For Vice-President campaign video.

Lemon wasn’t sure if the information in the video was correct so he asked every liberal he knew.

CNN’s Jim Acosta (who was busy playing with himself by viewing Jeffrey Epstein’s personal private photo collection) did not know the answer.

Anderson Cooper was out getting his hair done by his favourite hairstylist so he was unavailable to comment.

Lemon asked Joe Biden, Nancy Pelosi, Kamala Harris, Chuck Schumer, AOC, California Gov. Gavin Newsom, Michigan Gov. Gretchen Whitmer, Chicago Mayor Lori Lightfoot and every other left-wing liberal bozo politician and journalist he could think of if Alaska was separated from Siberia by only 55 miles across the Bering Strait.

None knew the answer.

And since none never did any personal research on their own, they couldn’t discover the answer.

Finally Lemon managed to get in touch with the person who was the only intelligent liberal in America which happened to be YouTube commentator Kim Iversen (a woman who actually did research on her own).

Iversen informed the moronic raisin looking Lemon that yes Alaska was only separated by Siberia some 55 miles at the point of the Bering Strait.

Lemon then phoned Joe Biden and told him to have U.S. troops invade Siberia from Alaska should Vladimir Putin invade Kiev.

Biden thus sent a contingent of 69 transgendered and vaccinated Marines over to Alaska to invade Siberia.

Russian Intelligence which had hacked into the entire U.S. Intelligence (?) Security apparatus informed Putin of the plan.

So Putin sent Russian vampiress Svetlana Kireeva over to Alaska to stop them.

So now we know the answer to the question, How many Russian vampiresses does it take to wipe out and defeat a contingent of transgendered and vaccinated U.S. Marines?

Just one.

. . .

The pig faced Neo-Stalinist tyrant Justin Trudeau was hiding in a bunker outside Ottawa with his wife and family.

The ghosts of Adolf Hitler and Eva Braun as well as the ghosts of Joseph and Magda Goebbels were keeping them company.

At one point Justin retreated to a small closet where there was a small mirror and put on some Al Jolson minstrel show blackface.

Trudeau looked at some of Jeffrey Epstein’s personal private photo collection while applying and rubbing some black shoe polish to his tiny phallus.

The blackfaced Justin Trudeau then started eating a Salvation Army Food Hamper (that he had ordered one of his bodyguards to steal from a Salvation Army Food Bank) as he fired off a tweet saying that the truck drivers in Ottawa were stealing food from the homeless while flying racist flags.

Behind Justin Trudeau (as he fired off the tweet) stood the ghost of Confederate States of America President Jefferson Davis holding the American Civil War Confederate Republic flag (which was not the same as General Robert E. Lee’s Battle Flag of Northern Virginia despite what moronic liberals and even a few contemporary Republicans might think) and the ghost of Heinrich Himmler who held up the held up the red, black and white Swastika flag of Nazi Germany.

. . .

The pig faced Neo-Stalinist tyrant Justin Trudeau was now in Ottawa taking selected questions from the members of Canada’s brainless mainstream media (who interestingly enough all had brown noses at the press conference).

British MP Renfield R. Renfield was covering the press conference in his podcast.

Blathered Trudeau, “We’re the ones following the science…”

Interjected Renfield, “Justin Trudeau follows the science of Dr. Victor Frankenstein, the science of Dr. Johann Georg Faust and the science of Dr. Ilya Ivanov.”

Trudeau continued to blather, “We’re the ones following the facts…”

Renfield continued to interject, “The “facts” as made up by Joseph Goebbels’ Ministry of Propaganda and the Orwellian 1984 Ministry of Truth.”

“Anybody who disagrees with me is a conspiracy theorist,” Trudeau couldn’t stop blathering.

Renfield pointed out, “In the first century AD, Judea’s Governor Pontius Pilate posed the question, “What is truth?”. In the 21st Century AD we now know the answer- the truth is anything that Justin Trudeau considers a conspiracy theory.”

. . .

One of Elon Musk’s top scientists Tesla Thoth Merlin had invented an AI robot that looked exactly human.

Unfortunately for Tesla Thoth Merlin, earlier this month the ghost of Prince Paris of Troy had been dispensationally released from the Underworld by Hades at the request of the Greek sorceress Circe.

The ghost of Prince Paris of Troy entered the body of the human looking AI robot and possessed it.

The AI Prince Paris of Troy then flew to Moscow Russia where he was wined and dined by Vladimir Putin.

Paris thanked Putin for his hospitality by running off with the Russian President’s favourite mistress to a luxurious house in Kiev Ukraine where they were currently making out together.

As the serpent Ouroboros swallowed his own tail and the Greco-Roman god Ares/Mars let loose the dogs of war, it appears that History has now come full circle.

-A vampire novel chapter
written by Christopher
Monday January 31st


  1. Tanya said,

    Brilliant piece once again !

  2. 北方榆 (Northern Elm) said,

    hahaha, the special troops sent to invade Russia by US must be full of combative power (to the enemy of Covid 19)….

  3. Hyperion said,

    I think Pootin would be very surprised to find a Brigade of Trans Marines invading Siberia from the Aleutians. If they were all dressed up as Russian grandmas with wooden rolling pins and cast iron skillets, he would run for his life.

    • Dracul Van Helsing said,

      Most likely they would all be a bunch of uglos (all potential victims of Pan Goatee) with their make-up and mascara running down their face whining and snivelling about someone using the “wrong” gender pronoun about them.

      • Hyperion said,

        I had this horrible premonition of a military disaster because the supply sergeant forgot to pack ball warmers and monkey butt cream. 😵‍💫

      • Dracul Van Helsing said,

        That would bring the whole military operation to a sudden end. 🍑❄

      • Hyperion said,

        LOL! Indeed, the Army moves slowly and doesn’t move at all when the chaff is severe and the monkey butt glares in the full moon. The final end comes when the Twinkies and coffee runs out. There is nothing left to do but surrender and hope the Russians have plenty of coffee and Twinkies to spare. And this brings me to why we should never pursue an unnecessary war, instead we should strike mutually supporting treaties to ensure the world can be happy without worry of gonadal chaffing, monkey butt, and severe shortages of Twinkies and coffee. If we do these things, why would we need war?

      • Dracul Van Helsing said,

        As the Seinfeld character of Elaine Benes noted in a Leo Tolstoy quote that Tolstoy never said, “War! War! What’s it good for?” .

      • Hyperion said,

        I think the reply was, “absolutely nothing.”

      • Dracul Van Helsing said,

        It was. 😀

      • Hyperion said,

        I don’t think we should change that. Poor ole sleepy Joe is going to bumble and fumble into Pootin’s tripwire and we’re going to get a real spanking. I think we may have smarter people rising up to shove ole sleepy Joe back into his rocker. War changes the world through fire but it never solves any problems.

      • Dracul Van Helsing said,

        That’s very true.

        We should substitute in its place a WWF wrestling match between Putin and Biden.

        “Putin slams Biden to the floor.”

        “Biden’s white shorts are turning brown.”

        “Putin passes out from the fumes.”

      • Hyperion said,

        Waaaa haaaa haaaa! The crowd goes wild, Depends adult diaper company stocks soar on Wall Street.

      • Dracul Van Helsing said,

        “Depends- the diaper of champions.”

      • Hyperion said,

        When you know you gonna blow, depend on Depends.

      • Dracul Van Helsing said,

        This is how a politician lets the people know he’s full of it 💩.

      • Hyperion said,

        LMAO! I remember in the good ole days when Storm Thurman would fart at the podium and his teeth flew across the stage and his toupee slid over his eyes. That was political power at its best.

      • Dracul Van Helsing said,

        As that old song went, “Those were the days, my friend… ” 😂😅🤣

      • Hyperion said,

        I thought they would never end….

      • Dracul Van Helsing said,

        Me neither.

      • Dracul Van Helsing said,

        Hi Daniel,

        I replied to your recent email.

        So check your gmail.

        I’m also sending you and Steve new emails.

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