Thanks To Pan Goatee, Another Fat Ugly Blimp and Her Moronic Boyfriend Bite The Dust
World famous genetically created satyr Pan Goatee poses for a selfie with a huge fan this past weekend
You’d think after last week’s three days of serial killing sprees that fat ugly blimps and their moronic boyfriends would finally learn to stay out of the limelight (or any other light for that matter) but seeing as how fat ugly blimps and their moronic boyfriends aren’t exactly the brighest lights in the cosmos, this huge hint was lost on them.
Pan Goatee the genetically created satyr serial killer was sitting on a sideways looking seat on a Calgary Transit bus when suddenly a fat ugly blimp sat across from him.
She might as well have been wearing a t-shirt that read BEHEAD ME PLEASE.
Her low-IQ moronic looking boyfriend sat next to her.
Pan Goatee moved to another seat where he wouldn’t have to look at the fat ugly blimp’s fat ugly face.
Upon Pan Goatee moving, the low-IQ moronic looking boyfriend then went and sat in Pan Goatee’s former seat across from her so he could look at her fat ugly face.
Then when the duo finally decided to get off the bus, the two bimbos rather than getting off the bus at the door closest to them chose to walk down and get off the bus at the door closest to Pan Goatee.
The bimbos had their chance to live and they blew it.
Pan Goatee sprang into action.
He beheaded the fat ugly blimp with his astral laser machete and cut her up into 999 trillion pieces.
As Krampus the demon goat arrived to carry the fat ugly blimp’s remains down to Tartarus, Pan went to work on the low-IQ moronic looking boyfriend.
He cut his head off and then cut him up into 999 trillion pieces.
Calgary’s airheaded Neo-Bolshevik Communist Mayor Jyoti Gondek (who had been riding the bus) protested, “That man and his girlfriend voted for me.”
“Well,” Goatee replied, “I guess you can cross their names off the voters’ list ”
. . .
Despite declaring an end to the Emergencies Act last week, Canada’s would-be Neo-Stalinist tyrant Justin Trudeau still hadn’t returned any of the money his government had seized from political dissidents’ bank accounts.
In fact Justin’s good Fascist buddies at the Canandian Bankers’ Association started running TV commercials promoting Digital ID and urging everyone to get it.
Justin and his buddies the bankers were still pushing an Antichrist Mark of the Beast system.
And it was revealed that Justin’s Whore of Babylon Nazi/Communist Hybrid Deputy Prime Minister of Canada and Federal Finance Minister Chrystia Freeland serves on the Board of Directors of Klaus Schwab’s World Economic Forum.
Schwab had said in an interview back on January 10th 2016 that everyone would have to take a digital ID chip in the next 10 years.
Israeli researcher Yuval Noah Hariri a staunch supporter of Transhumanism and the coming Homo Deus (that would replace Homo sapiens) says that everyone will take the chip and have their brain wirelessly connected to a computer and lose their free will but this will be a good thing.
NATO and the EU are not fighting for democracy and freedom but for a dystopian New World Order where everyone will be microchipped and have their minds controlled by AI.
Vladimir Putin is fighting for a revived Czarist Russian Empire.
Neither side is fighting for democracy and freedom.
Ukraine would do well not to be part of either system.
. . .
In a TV interview, Asmodeus the cigarette smoking demon of lust said that NATO and the European Union are under the control of the demons Baal, Baphomet, Mammon and Moloch.
While Vladimir Putin’s government is under the control of the Fallen Archangel Mephistopheles and the demon Pereplut.
Neither side is fighting for God.
. . .
And in Beijing, that supernatural entity known as the Black Dragon was telling Communist China’s paramount leader Xi Jinping that now was the time to invade Taiwan.
-A vampire novel chapter
written by Christopher
Monday February 28th
2022.
The Czar’s Daughters
The Grand Duchesses Olga and Tatiana Nikolaevna on the balcony of the Alexander Palace Winter 1912. In happier times before the First World War and before the Bolshevik Revolution.
A moment in time
Two young women in the prime of youth
There was no war
There was no revolution
Nicholas II’s title was
Czar of All The Russias
Two of those Russias
Were Russia and Ukraine
Kiev and Moscow were at peace
No Stalin had arisen as yet
To kill 4 million Ukrainians
In the Holodomor
A genocide that would lead to rifts
Between Russian and Ukrainian brethren
An unknown aspect of the Czar’s last year of life
Is to be found in the autobiography of
Charles Sydney Gibbes
The English language tutor
To the Czar’s five children
Gibbes lived with the family in exile
After the February and October Revolutions
Of 1917.
The Czar was also allowed to read Foreign newspapers by Lenin
And have a staff to translate them.
When Nicholas read newspapers from Portugal
He became convinced that the Virgin Mary
Mother of Jesus had indeed appeared
At the village of Fatima in Portugal
To warn of cataclysm in Russia
Which would bring cataclysm to the world
Nicholas had a dream in which the Virgin Mary appeared to him
Nicholas told Gibbes that he and his family would soon die
Nicholas wrote down the contents of the dream in an envelope
Gave it to Gibbes
And told him to give the envelope
To the archives at Oxford University
With the instructions
That the envelope only be opened on the 100th
Anniversary of the deaths of the Czar and his family
A message that would have been very popular
During the Cold War
When not many thought they’d live to see
The 100th Anniversary of the deaths of
Czar Nicholas and his family
July 17th 2018
The 100th Anniversary of the Czar’s death
Came and went
No announcement from Oxford
On the openng of the envelope
Oxford has probably forgotten it has it
As Charles Sydney Gibbes died in obscurity
In a London hospital
During a terrible March snowstorm
That last testimony of the Czar given to Gibbes
Would probably bring fear and trembling to
Globalist and Communist alike
As the Mother of the Incarnate God-Man
Revealed their evil plans for the future
To Russia’s last Czar
Malachi Martin the Jesuit priest secretary
To the late Augustin Cardinal Bea
Papal advisor to Pope John XXIII
And a man who read the contents of the Third Secret of Fatima
(That the Vatican never released in June 2000 despite their lying claims to the contrary)
Told journalist/interviewer Bernard Janzen back in the early 1990s
That the Great Chastisement/Great Cataclysm foretold by the Virgin Mary
At Fatima in 1917
Would most likely start with a war between Kiev and Russia
That time is now.
This is no mere mortal battle.
But one in which ancient gods
And all the forces of Hell
Will partake.
-A poem written by Christopher
Sunday February 27th
2022
Athena In Kiev
Athena added a third candle to her candelabra as the lights went out in Kiev
Athena the Greek goddess of wisdom was in a dark abandoned house in Kiev.
These days wisdom was not to be found in the Kremlin in Moscow, the White House in Washington DC, 10 Downing Street in London and was most definitely not to be found at blackface racist groper Justin Trudeau’s residence in Ottawa.
The same held true for every political residence in every capital in NATO and the European Union.
It especially held true at the Vatican where yesterday the satanic AntiPope Jorge Mario Bergoglio had pulled a publicity stunt seeking photo-op by driving to the Russian Embassy in Rome to beg the Russian Ambassador for peace.
The stunt backfired when it turned out the Russian Ambassador wasn’t at the Embassy at the time.
And of course ghostly soldiers had been drawn into the Ukraine-Russia War.
The ghosts of the Trojan warriors of Prince Hector of Troy were fighting on the side of the Ukrainians.
And the ghosts of the ancient Greek warriors of King Agamemnon of Mycenae were fighting on the side of the Russians.
Back during the original Trojan War the goddess Athena had fought on the side of the Greeks against the Trojans.
She especially favoured Ulysses the king of Ithaca.
But not this time around.
The ghost of Ulysses was on his own clutching a copy of a book by James Joyce and a Thesaurus Guide To The Idioms of the Irish English Language.
In this war Athena was backing the Ukrainians and thus their ghostly allies the Trojan warriors of Prince Hector.
Her own brother Ares the Greek god of war had likewise switched sides.
Back during the original Trojan War, Ares had (under the influence of his sometimes girlfriend and lover Aphrodite the Greek goddess of love) backed the Trojans.
This time around Ares was backing the Russians and thus their ghostly allies the ancient Greek warrior ghosts under the leadership of King Agamemnon of Mycenae.
Athena looked out the window and saw her brother Ares walking the streets of Kiev.
He was accompanied by Thor the Norse god of thunder and Morrigan the Irish Celtic goddess of war.
It was her understanding that Thor and Morrigan would likewise be backing the Russians.
This was interesting because Thor’s father Odin she had heard was on the side of the Ukrainians.
Walking behind the trio of Ares, Thor and Morrigan were Loki the demoniac Norse trickster god and his son Fenrir the fierce Norse wolf connected to Ragnarok the battle of the Final Days in Norse mythology.
Loki and Fenrir were likewise backing the Russians.
Poseidon the Greek god of the ocean was backing the Russians as he had supported the ancient Greeks against the Trojans during the original Trojan War.
Apollo and Artemis had not yet announced on which side they stood.
Zeus, Hades, Demeter and Hestia were planning to stay neutral during this Ukraine-Russia War as they had during the original Trojan War.
Athena closed the curtains on the street scene.
Then she thought she heard the sound of dancing.
Quickly she opened the curtains and looked out the window.
There dancing on the streets of Kiev was the Hindu god Shiva and the Hindu goddess Kali.
Whose side are they on, Athena wondered, if any?
-A vampire novel chapter
written by Christopher
Saturday February 26th
2022
Pan Goatee Beheads A Couple of More Uglos Plus Their Moronic Low-IQ Boyfriends
World-famous genetically created satyr Pan Goatee celebrating Chinese New Year earlier this month
All Hell seemed to have broken out this week.
Uglos were making a bleak mid-winter appearance in Calgary.
The price of gasoline was hitting an all time high.
And Russia had invaded Ukraine.
The serial killing gnome Jarod Jerome Le Gnome and his friend Pan Goatee seemed to be enjoying their bus ride.
So far no uglos had got on the bus they were riding.
Then about 3 stops before they were about to get off an uglo got on.
Then she decided to get off at the next stop and like all obnoxious and inconsiderate uglos she used the door closest to Jarod Jerome and Pan.
Jarod Jerome immediatly went and punched the uglo 999 trillion times in the face.
Pan Goatee beheaded the uglo and cut her up into 999 trillion pieces.
A Confucius lookalike sitting on the bus used his fingers at lightning speed to keep track of each punch and each cut on his abacus.
Jarod and Pan had to use a bus door two doors down to get off because of the mess made where the now beheaded and dismembered uglo had tried to get off.
Krampus the demon goat of Hell carried the uglo’s remains down to Tartarus.
A three-headed Godzilla (who was filling in for a now deceased three headed snake who was filling in for a sick on his deathbed three headed dog Cerberus at the entrance to the realm of Hades) committed hara-kiri when Krampus came by with the uglo’s remains.
“Shit there goes another one,” Hades the Greek god of the Underworld remarked when he heard what happened to the realm’s latest guardian and watcher.
“Actually there goes another three,” Persephone the Greek goddess of the Underworld pointed out as she threw an ancient Greek drachma coin up into the air and it landed heads.
Jarod Jerome Le Gnome and Pan Goatee then headed in the direction of a nearby McDonald’s where they would buy themselves each a Big Mac and a Diet Coke.
As they approached, they were visually assaulted by the sight of a super repulsively ugly looking high school girl and her two moronic looking low-IQ high school boyfriends.
“I’ll never be able to think of the term menage a trois ever again without barfing all over the place,” Goatee remarked as he barfed all over the place.
As Goatee was busy barfing all over the place, Jarod Jerome Le Gnome punched the repulsive looking high school uglo in the face 999 trillion times.
When Goatee was sufficiently barfed out, he beheaded the high school uglo and cut her up into 999 trillion pieces.
Krampus the demon goat carried the uglo’s remains down to Tartarus while singer Frankie Avalon sang a paraphrased version of a song from the musical Grease- this paraphrased version being “Uglo school drop down…”
A three-headed scorpion (temporarily filling in as the guardian and protector of the Realm of Hades) stung itself to death as Krampus walked by with the high school uglo’s remains.
Jarod Jerome Le Gnome then punched the two high school morons in the face 999 trillion times each for being such idiots with appalling bad taste.
Goatee then beheaded the two morons as he commented, “It’s idiots like you who probably vote for the likes of Joe Biden and Justin Trudeau.”
He then cut them up into 999 trillion pieces each.
. . .
Over in Ukraine the ghosts of the ancient Trojans (led by the ghost of Prince Hector of Troy) were fighting on the side of the Ukrainians while the ghosts of the ancient Greeks (led by King Agamemnon of Mycenae) were fighting on the side of the Russians.
An interesting development occurred when the ghost of Iphigenia managed to escape her father King Agamemnon’s 2nd sacrifice of her to Artemis.
King Agamemnon was planning to sacrifice his daughter’s ghost to Artemis with a little help from spirit cook Marina Abramovic.
Iphigenia was so ticked at her father trying to sacrifice her to Artemis for a second time that she resolved to fight on the side of the Trojans and the Ukrainans.
The ghost of Hector was delighted to have Iphigenia as an ally.
He asked his younger sister Cassandra to become her friend.
The ghosts of Carl Jung and Sigmund Freud watched Iphigenia’s introduction to Cassandra.
“I wonder who Apollo the Greek god of prophecy,” Jung pondered, “will prophesy to win the Ukraine-Russia War?”.
-A vampire novel chapter
written by Christopher
Friday February 25th
2022.
Pan Goatee Beheads World’s 2nd and 3rd Fattest and Ugliest Fat Ugly Blimps
Calgary’s blizzardy winter weather conditions had brought out the fat ugly blimps for some reason causing aesthetic environmental crusader Pan Goatee to once again come to the rescue.
The gnome serial killer known as Jarod Jerome Le Gnome noticed the fat ugly blimp as he got on the bus.
Thus he went and sat in another section of the bus so he didn’t have to look at the repulsive uglo.
However the obnoxious and inconsiderate fat ugly blimp instead of using the door closest to her to get off the bus walked to the back of the bus to get off so Pan Goatee and Jarod Jerome Le Gnome were once again forced to take a look at her fat ugly face.
Jarod Jerome Le Gnome then went up and punched her in the face 999 trillion times.
Pan Goatee brought out his trusty and trusted astral laser machete and beheaded the fat ugly blimp before cutting her up into 999 trillion pices.
Krampus the demon goat arrived to take the fat ugly blimp’s remains down to Tartarus.
A three headed snake who was filling in for Cerberus (who had become indisposed recently) bit itself and died from its own venom when it caught a glimpse of the fat ugly blimp’s remains.
Later at a Rona Hardware Supply Store, Pan Goatee caught a glimpse of yet another fat ugly blimp.
Once again he beheaded this fat ugly blimp and cut her up into 999 trillion pieces.
Goatee noted that with so many fat ugly blimps suddenly making appearances in the last 24 hours that “Now is the winter of our discontent.”
. . .
The ghost of Prince Hector of Troy walked the streets of Kiev as in the distance he could see flashes as Russian missiles hit Kiev’s Boryspil International Airport.
Prince Hector and the ghosts of his fellow Trojans were fighting on the side of Ukraine.
King Agamemnon and his League of Ancient Homeric Greek Kings were fighting on the side of Russia.
Ulysses in addressing the League proposed building a Wooden Pierogi and leaving it outside the Kiev City Gates for Kiev citizens to let in.
Agamemnon said there were no City Gates around Kiev.
Indeed there were not.
And Hector noticed his old arch enemy Achilles standing across the street on the other side of Maidan Square.
-A vampire novel chapter
Written by Christopher
Thursday February 24th
2022.
Pan Goatee Beheads World’s Fattest and Ugliest Fat Ugly Blimp
Pan Goatee the down to earth and very much above water Jacques Cousteau of the early 21st Century: The environmentalist hero who punishes those who pollute the aesthetic environment of planet Earth
Even some of the greatest and mightiest demons of Hell cannot stand the sight of fat ugly blimps.
That is especially the case with the demon Asmodeus the demon of lust who’s mentioned in the Book of Tobit.
Asmodeus being a demon with exceptionally good taste (unlike the demons Baal, Baphomet, Mammon and Moloch) only lusted after beautiful women.
He certainly didn’t lust after ugly women.
And he especially didn’t lust after the ugliest of ugly women- fat ugly blimps (unlike Sheldon Cooper the brainless self-proclaimed genius with incredibly bad taste in women on The Big Bang Theory).
Thus after having gone off on a bender with his buddy Nimrod the little green frog in Reykjavik Iceland, the two had become separated.
Asmodeus to his huge misfortune had wound up in the City of Calgary- a city well known for its quite repulsively ugly women.
Especially many of the white women.
Calgary’s ugly white women certainly shot the Nazi and Ku Klux Klan theory of white supremacy all to Hell.
Nimrod the little green frog was far more lucky.
He wound up in the town of Moose Jaw Saskatchewan where he was currently sipping Mai Tais and Pina Coladas and relaxing in the waters of the Temple Gardens Mineral Health Spa and discussing Fox Mulder, The X-Files, Steve Martin and Burton Cummings with Japanese tourists.
Asmodeus suddenly found himself boarding a Calgary Transit bus.
As the cigarette smoking demon of lust told a reporter afterwards,
“After the world’s fattest and ugliest fat ugly blimp was so obnoxious and inconsiderate as to board a Calgary transit bus this afternon sickening people with the sheer repulsiveness of her fat ugly definitely facially aesthetically challenged face not to mention making it difficult for people to walk down the aisle to get by the fat cow as the fat cow took up the entire space of the bus aisle from one end to the other.
No doubt this fat uglo is single handedly responsible for all the shortages of groceries on Calgary’s store shelves rather than the Freedom Convoy truckers’ blockade on the Coutts Alberta/Sweetgrass Montana Canada U.S. border.”
The demon Asmodeus then went into cardiac arrest after seeing such a fat ugly blimp of a woman and had to be rushed to Peter Lougheed Hospital.
While there a Dr. Andrew Cuomo (who looked suspiciously like the former Governor of New York State) diagnosed Asmodeus with Covid and sent him to recover in Buckingham Palace in the same bedroom as Her Majesty Queen Elizabeth II.
A gnome called Jarod Jerome Le Gnome (who served in the Last Days Army of Gnomes and Leprechauns being trained by Chiron the centaur) was so offended by the world’s fattest and ugliest fat ugly blimp not wearing a paper bag over her head when she went out in public that he punched the obese uglo in her fat ugly face 999 trillion times.
The finishing touches were administered by world famous genetically created satyr serial killer Pan Goatee who beheaded the fat ugly blimp with his astral laser machete and then cut her up into 999 trillion pieces.
Krampus the demon goat of Hell arrived on the scene who then carried the fat ugly blimp’s remains down to Tartarus in Hell.
All of Cerberus’ 3 heads started vomiting non-stop when Krampus walked by with ultra-fatso ultra-uglo’s remains.
Hades sent Cerberus up to Earth until he stopped vomiting.
Cerberus went to Justin Trudeau’s residence in Ottawa where the three heads continued to vomit.
In an effort to get Cerberus to leave, Justin Trudeau promised to revoke and drop the Emergencies Act.
Thus Cerberus and his three vomiting heads had managed to (at least temporarily) restore freedom and democracy to Canada.
. . .
The ghost of King Agamemnon of Mycenae was walking the streets of Kiev Ukraine.
Agamemnon’s ghost would be fighting on the side of the Russians should the Russians invade Kiev.
For the ghost of Prince Paris of Troy had come to possess the body of a human looking AI robot (invented by one of Elon Musk’s top scientists Tesla Thoth Merlin) and that Prince Paris possessed AI had kidnapped Russian President Vladimir Putin’s favourite mistress and brought her to Kiev.
Agamemnon had once again foolishly slain a deer sacred to Artemis as he walked in some woods not far from Kiev.
As such he must once again sacrifice his daughter Iphigenia this time in spirit form.
As such he had hired spirit cook Marina Abramovic to help him out on this one.
Clytemnestra was once again plotting the murder of her husband Agamemnon this time in the spirit realm.
Agamemnon’s daughter Electra was currently ghost writing a book called Daddy Dearest.
And Agamemnon’s son Prince Orestes was currently discussing healthy father/son relationships with Dr. Phil and the late Prince Hamlet of Denmark.
Meanwhile the ghost of Prince Hector of Troy was being brought in to fight on the Ukrainian side should the Russians invade Kiev.
The question that now loomed on everyone’s mind was, would the ghost of Achilles be brought in to fight on the side of the Russians?
As for the ghost of Achilles, he was sitting in a nightclub in Casablanca drowning his sorrows.
When suddenly a woman in a white dress and white hat walked in through the door.
“Why,” Achilles asked himself, “of all the gin joints in all the world did she have to walk into this one?”.
-A vampire novel chapter
written by Christopher
Wednesday February 23rd
2022.
Renfieldian Podcast For Sunday February 20th 2022
Listening to British MP Renfield R. Renfield analyzing the world geopolitical situation on the radio
The woman sat in her Buenos Aires apartment and listened to British MP Renfield R. Renfield’s Sunday night podcast on her radio.
As an Argentine woman, she was embarrassed by the fact that the first (and most likely the last) Argentine Pope in history was a fruity apostate Jesuit and a hard-line Marxist-Leninist Communist and Teilhardian worshipper of earth mother goddess Pachamama the red dragon shapeshifting woman who was the child and llama sacrificing deity of the Inca panthron.
She took comfort in the fact that Jorge Mario Bergoglio was most likely an AntiPope and not the true Pope.
Listening to Renfield on radio and not viewing the controversial British MP on video, she could not see Renfield’s visual special effects for tonight’s podcast.
Behind Mr. Renfield was a sign that said OTTAWA POLICE SERVICE = MURDERERS and on the sign an empty walker.
The empty walker represented the walker used by an elderly aboriginal First Nations grandmother who was walking in solidarity with the truckers and found herself run over by horse riding Fascist pig Ottawa policemen (who were carrying on like the few Marxist-Leninist scumbag Cossacks who served in the homicidal Leon Trotsky’s Soviet Red Army and not the White Russian Army who fought to prevent a Communist takeover of Russia during the 1917-1922 Russian Civil War).
On-line reports transmitted through independent social media right at the scene noted that she had died (killed by the Neo-Fascist pig Ottawa police officers).
That report was of course denied by members of Canada’s brainless mainstream media (all of whom are subsidized to the tune of $660 million a year by Canada’s Neo-Stalinist tyrant dictator Justin Trudeau who naturally openly bragged about subsidizing Canada’s mainstream media to that amount).
CBC, CTV and Global News Canada as well as almost of Canada’s newspapers were bought and paid for presstitute whores (carrying the sexually transmitted diseases of lies, disinformation and falsehoods) at the metrosexual pedophile Trudeau’s beck and call.
Renfield wore a t-shirt that read,
STEVE BELL IS AN AIDS INFESTED REINCARNATION OF A NAZI GESTAPO OFFICER
The AIDS infested reincarnation of a Nazi Gestapo officer aka Steve Bell is the scumbag interim Neo-Fascist pig Ottawa Police Service Chief who is trying desperately to whitewash the actions of his criminal Ottawa Police in crushing the truckers’ Freedom Convoy the past few days.
Scumbag Bell warned the protestors that the heavy handed police action would not end there.
“We’re coming after you and we won’t let up,” Bell smirked in satanic fashion at a mainstream media fauning press conference addressed by the piece of dung (behind which stood the well roasted looking ghost of Communist China’s Deng Xiaoping the man who ordered the 1989 Tiananmen Square Massacre).
Said Renfield, “Scumbag Bell, we have a message for you. We’re coming after you and we won’t let up. When the New World Order is overthrown and the whole bloody lot of you are found guilty at the Nuremberg 2.0 trials, you scumbag Bell will be publicly hanged by the neck until dead and many of your scumbag police officers will meet the same fate.”
Renfield went on, “Among the many other atrocities carried on by the scumbag Neo-Fascist pig Ottawa Police Service was Rebel News journalist Alexa Lavoie was attacked by the Gestapo/Cheka porkers in blue in Canada’s capital. A pig hit Alexa Lavoie three times with a club and then another pig shot her leg at point blank range with a tear gas round.”
Renfield then turned to the Emergencies Act, “Canada’s scumbag Neo-Bolshevik Communist New Democratic Party leader Jagmeet Singh has said he will support Neo-Stalinist tyrant Justin Trudeau’s invocation of the Emergencies Act.
In a Twitter tweet back on November 26th 2016, the moronic imbecile Mr. Singh tweeted on the occasion of the late Cuban dictator Fidel Castro’s death, “He saw a country racked by poverty, illiteracy and disease. So he lead a revolution that uplifted the lives of millions. R.I.P. #FidelCastro “. (Castro looked a lot like a bearded Justin Trudeau in the photo used in Singh’s tweet)
Renfield then went on to directly address the scumbag Neo-Bolshevik Communist NDP leader, “Well shit for brains Singh, if Castro’s Cuban Revolution was so great, then why have millions of Cubans crossed the Straits of Florida between Cuba and Florida to get to Florida over the years?”.
Renfield then ended his podcast by pointing out that the Communist Whore of Babylon Canadian Deputy Prime Minister Chrystia Freeland’s maternal grandfather Michael Chomiak was a Ukrainian Nazi collaborator during the Second World War. Chomiak was an editor of the Ukrainian pro-Nazi newspaper Krakivsky Visti initially in Krakow and later in Vienna and later in Bavaria. It was in Bavaria that Chomiak surrendered to the Americans. And three years later Michael Chomiak immigrated to Canada. This despite having written an editorial in which he praised the mass murder of Jews in Kiev at Babi Yar in September of 1941.
Said Renfield, “So Canada’s Prime Minister is the Neo-Stalinist ideological and biological son of the late Cuban dictator Fidel Castro.
And Canada’s Deputy Prime Minister Chrystia Freeland is a Ukrainian Nazi-Communist hybrid. If that isn’t a recipe for disaster for a country, I don’t know what is.”
-A vampire novel chapter
written by Christopher
Sunday February 20th
2022.
Sophia In The Beautiful City of Venice
Sophia stood on the balcony overlooking the city of Venice and took in the spectacular view of the city’s canals.
She watched as a gondola calling itself Traditionis custodes found itself being swallowed whole by a vicious looking Leviathan who had swam into the Venetian canal from the deepest part of the Mediterranean Sea.
All aboard were lost.
Another gondola calling itself Summorum Pontificum was attacked by the very same evil Leviathan.
A swat across the Leviathan’s snout from the gondolier’s oar sent the evil sea monster (mentioned in Isaiah 27:1 and Job Chapter 41) back to the depths where it belonged.
All aboard were saved.
Apparently the sound of Latin chants prevented the Leviathan from rising from his depths in the abyss below the sea.
Meanwhile in Rome, Pope Francis was delivering yet another self-congratulatory sermon to himself all the while trying to appear modest and humble (and failing miserably!).
Sophia reflected on the current world situation.
A Calgary based geopolitical analyst with his old contacts in Edmonton’s Ukrainian community discovered today that Canada’s Whore of Babylon Deputy Prime Minister and Minister of Finance Chrystia Freeland was a Communist. Her mother Halyna Freeland (of Ukrainian dissent) had also been a Communist. They were part of a group of Ukrainians who were stalwart supporters of the old 1917-1922 Ukrainian Soviet Socialist Republic that had merged with the Belurussian Soviet Socialist Republic, the Transcaucasian Federated Soviet Socialist Republic and the Russian Federated Soviet Socialist Republic to form the Union of Soviet Socialist Republics (USSR) on December 30th 1922.
In the lying Wikipedia article on her, they claimed the Soviet KGB regarded her as a threat when she was one of the KGB’s greatest assets.
As Foreign Affairs Minister in the Justin “Pedo” Castro Trudeau government, her first act was to destabilize foreign markets for Canadian canola sales for it is a standard strategy of Communists to try to marginalize farmers.
As Minister of Finance, she has never produced a balanced budget for the Canadian federal government because Communists do not believe in being accountable.
Now as Deputy Prime Minister and Minister of Finance, the Communist Whore of Babylon using the mechanism of Justin “Pedo” Castro Trudeau’s proclamation of the National Emergencies Act, she is illegally seizing the private property of the working class people of Canada in exactly the same manner Lenin did in the 1920s and Stalin did in the 1930s.
Already in London, British MP Renfield R. Renfield was calling for the overthrow of Canada’s Neo-Bolshevik Communist totalitarian government who had now come to power in a coup against the Canadian Constitution.
In Ottawa last night, Ottawa’s Neo-Fascist Police Force had used their horses to run over protestors.
A rider still on his bike was thrown against a horse by a cop high on testosterone but low on ethics and common decency.
It was the thrown bike rider and not the Fascist pig cop who was charged with injuring a police horse.
Senior citizens in walkers were also knocked to the ground by the miscreants who work for the Ottawa Police Service.
The thoughts of Sophia the Greco-Egyptian goddess of wisdom were interrupted by the appearance of her son Yaldabaoth the Irish leprechaun on the balcony.
“So Yaldabaoth are you going to go to Ottawa and overthrow that son of a Fidel?” Sophia inquired.
“No, I might get hurt,” Yaldabaoth answered.
“Where is your courage?” Sophia demanded to know.
Then she took Yaldabaoth over her knee and spanked him.
-A vampire novel chapter
written by Christopher
Friday February 18th
2022.
Marilyn Recalls Conversation With Tarot Card Reader
Marilyn Monroe stood on the balcony overlooking New York City and smoked a cigarette.
She recalled a conversation she had with a tarot card reader downtown.
The tarot reader had recently arrived from Havana, Cuba.
The tarot reader told Marilyn that she had done a tarot reading for Cuba’s new Revolutionary leader Fidel Castro.
“And what did you see in his future?” Marilyn had asked the tarot reader.
“I told him he’d have a son who’d become Prime Minister of Canada,” the reader replied.
Marilyn finished her cigarette and stepped back inside.
She was greeted by the sight of an Irish leprechaun who had already helped himself to the bourbon.
“I was told by the same tarot reader,” Yaldabaoth the Irish leprechaun hiccoughed, “that someday I’d help overthrow a Canadian dictator.”
“And when would this be?” Marilyn asked.
“Not for some sixty odd years away,” Yaldabaoth answered.
“Good for you,” Marilyn bent down and kissed the wee leprechaun.
Yaldabaoth blushed but was much pleased.
-A vampire novel chapter
written by Christopher
Thursday February 17th
2022.
Dracul Van Helsing 
1930s Revisited
February 22, 2022 at 11:47 pm (Commentary, Geopolitics and International Relations, History, International Intrigue, News, Politics, Vampire novel) (Emergencies Act, Justin Trudeau, Renfield R. Renfield)
Hollywood actress Hedy Lamarr as a young woman Hedwig Eva Marie Kiesler in Vienna Austria
In the mid-1930s, she ended her unhappy marriage to Fritz Mandel a wealthy Austrian munitions manufacturer who sold arms to the Nazis and fled to the U.S. where she signed a contract with Metro-Goldwyn Mayer Studios under the name Hedy Lamarr.
A personal life in a chaotic decade.
Canada in the 2020s meanwhile is starting to resemble the Austria and Germany of the 1930s with very few places to flee to unlike that decade.
Just as Adolf Hitler passed the Enabling Act in 1933 to deal with the aftermath of the Reichstag Fire, so Canada’s budding dictator Justin Trudeau passed the Emergencies Act (which enabled the federal government to seize bank accounts) because a bunch of truckers and their families had set up bouncy castles in the streets of downtown Ottawa.
To pass the Emergencies Act, Trudeau counted on the support of Neo-Bolshevik Communist Supreme Idiot NDP leader Jagmeet Singh.
Both Liberal and NDP backbenchers (who had expressed their concerns about the loss of rights under the Emergencies Act) quickly fell into line and kissed the asses of their respective leaders when the vote was called.
None of these Liberal and NDP backbenchers would ever make it as subjects in a book like John F. Kennedy’s Profiles In Courage.
They had shown that they loved their jobs more than their country.
A disgusted American gentleman who lived just this side of the Vermont-Quebec border remarked, “Castro lived 90 miles from the U.S. His bastard soy-boy son is just 1 inch away.”
In London, British MP Renfield R. Renfield commented, “The Canadian Parliament has approved the gay Canadian Hitler’s rise to Dictator. I’m sure Joe Biden gives a crap.”
-A vampire novel chapter
written by Christopher
Tuesday February 22nd
2022
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