Charlene Chan and The Blasphemous Satanic AntiPope

February 2, 2022 at 11:52 pm (Espionage, Geopolitics and International Relations, History, International Intrigue, News, The Supernatural, Vampire novel) (, , , , , , )

Charlene Chan stops to take a selfie in between sessions of torturing Communist China’s tyrannical paramount leader Xi Jinping

Charlene Chan was a member of a secret anti-Communist group the Chinese Constantinian Society.

The purpose of the society was to overthrow tyrannical megalomaniac Xi Jinping’s regime and replace it with a Christian Emperor.

Hence the name Constantinian in the Society’s name.

Just as Constantine overthrew the pagan Roman Emperors of West and East to become Rome’s 1st Christian Emperor, so a closet Christian PLA General (the secret head of the society) would overthrow the atheistic (but still demon worshipping) Neo-Maoist tyrant Xi Jinping.

In the meantime they would play mind games with the demonic despot Xi until he was overthrown.

On this 2nd day of the Chinese Lunar New Year, Charlene Chan and her fellow Chinese Constantinian Society operatives had kidnapped Xi Jinping and taken him to a Beijing hotel room where he was forced to watch an edited assortment of movie clips of caucasian white guys Warner Oland and Sidney Toler playing Chinese detective Charlie Chan in Hollywood films of the 1930s and ’40s.

The clips showed the immaculate spotless white suited Charlie Chan quoting sayings of Confucius that Confucius never said.

The non-Confucius sayings of Confucius whose puns in the quoted sayings only made sense in English and not Mandarin or Cantonese Chinese were having their intended effects on destroying Xi’s mind.

Plus he was also extremely discombulated by the fact that Charlie Chan never seemed to get any food stains on the immaculate spotless white suits that he always wore (never wearing any other colour).

Xi wondered what sort of Chinese laundries they must have had in Honolulu and San Francisco back in the day.

. . .

Meanwhile in Ottawa, caucasian black guy (because he was once again in blackface) Justin Trudeau was reading the Groundhog Day report on the prognostications of the groundhog for this Groundhog Day of 2022.

The groundhog had decreed, “The groundhog predicts at least six more weeks of attempts by totalitarian governments to flatten people’s rights and freedoms.”

The groundhog wore a t-shirt that read JUSTIN TRUDEAU SUCKS XI’S SWEET AND SOUR SHRIMP.

Justin Trudeau immediately released a statement denouncing the groundhog as “racist, misogynyst, Islamophobic, homophobic, transphobic, germophobic and Antichristphobic.”

. . .

In Rome, the satanic AntiPope Jorge Mario Bergoglio (aka Pope Francis) issued the following statement for the Feast of Candlemass also known as the Feast of The Purification of Our Lady and also known as the Feast of The Presentation of Christ In The Temple,

“Those who have denied the Faith, who are apostates, who are the persecutors of the Church, who have denied their baptism, are these also at home?” to which the blathering heretical idiot and apostate answered his own question, “Yes, these too. All of them. The blasphemers, all of them. We are brothers. This is the Communion of Saints.”

Nimrod the frog (and friend of the cigarette smoking demon of lust known as Asmodeus) who wasn’t exactly Christian in his own beliefs nevertheless shouted at Francis after his spiel, “I renounce you as Christ’s enemy and Antichrist.”

Shortly before Francis delivered his sodomite drivel, a man attending the Wednesday general audience shouted at the apostate Pontiff in English and then in Italian, “God rejects you.”

He was immediately arrested by Swiss Guards.

As he was led away in handcuffs, a red dress wearing lady of the evening said to the arrested man, “Sir, I perceive that you are a Prophet.”

-A vampire novel chapter
written by Christopher
Wednesday February 2nd
2022.

6 Comments

  1. David Redpath said,

    Good news, Christopher!
    Babylon Ho has just informed me
    that she’s managed to convinced
    Putin not to invade the Ukraine
    during the Beijing Winter Olympics
    as a personal favour to Xi Jinping. Apparently Vladimir had a tear in
    his eye when Baby Ho played ‘Back
    In The U.S.S.R.’ on her harmonica,
    with him then agreeing that all
    socialist tyrants need to stick
    together, like Jerry Hall and Mick
    Jagger, against N.A.T.O.,and that
    Putin should go enjoy the show as
    he so enjoys a frolic in the snow ⛄

    • Dracul Van Helsing said,

      Yes, Putin does seem to enjoy frolicking in the snow.

      His pick-up line being, “How you’d like to come to my igloo and I’ll show you my snowman?”. ☃

      • David Redpath said,

        Babylon Ho did mention that
        Vladimir’s snow plough was
        a diminutive crimea against
        genitalia 🤔 So much for the
        big dictator 😎 Apparently she
        had to blow more than just her
        harmonica to extract a Balkan
        favour.

      • Dracul Van Helsing said,

        LOL ! 😅😂🤣

    • David Redpath said,

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