Angie Lamarr

March 9, 2022 at 11:16 pm (Espionage, Geopolitics and International Relations, International Intrigue, News, Politics, Spy Tales, Vampire novel) (, , , , , , , , )

Angie Lamarr is a secret agent for the Set Enterprises Intelligence Unit

The London based billionaire ancient Egyptian vampire Set had just hired a new woman to join the Set Enterprises Intelligence Unit team.

Michelangelo the Psychic Lobster exploded his lobster tank when he saw her.

After getting a new lobster tank, Michelangelo the Psychic Lobster had a vision of what Angie Lamarr’s first assignment would be.

It was to join British MP Renfield R. Renfield in overthrowing the corrupt and despotic Justin Trudeau government.

After the government was overthrown, Neo-Stalinist tyrant Justin Trudeau, his Nazi/Communist hybrid hag henchwoman Chrystia Freeland, his scumbag Public Security Minister, his scumbag Federal Minister of (In) Justice, corrupt Liberal Party appointed judges who denied bail to Freedom Convoy truckers or granted bail but denied them their Charter rights of free speech while out on bail, scumbag Nazi SS/Gestapo members of the RCMP who wanted to freeze a whole bunch of Canadians’ bank accounts and scumbag directors of the Canadian Bankers Association who said frozen bank accounts would be flagged for life found themselves tied face downwards and attached to strong ropes tied to the back of Angie Lamarr’s motorcycle.

“Hit it, Angie,” Renfield smiled and gave her the thumbs up.

Angie then hit the gas and started cruising down the highway looking for adventure or whatever comes her way.

Born to be wild.

Needless to say the rope burn and roadburn that the corrupt totalitarian inclined scumbags received was excruciatingly painful.

“I’ve got a complaint,” the whiny and petty pig-faced tyrant Justin Trudeau snivelled when the ride was over.

“You’ve got a complaint?” The world’s most handsome and charismatic black cat Midnight Noggles said atop his perch on the refrigerator as he watched the news.

Noggles sent some of the dry pieces of cat food crumbling to the floor as he always did when his brainless owners gave him dry cat food to eat instead of the wet and moist cat food that he loved and craved.

“You’ve got a complaint?” Noggles went on, “What about me? I’m forced to eat this dry cat food junk. I need and require moist cat food. What is it with these petty stupid humans feeding me dry cat food? Gods such as myself require moist wet cat food. I’m going to continue throwing these dry pellets off the refrigerator on to the floor until such time as these stupid chumps only feed me wet moist cat food.”

Noggles continued to throw the pieces of dry cat food on to the floor while the corrupt and despotic totalitarian inclined scumbags writhed and screamed in agony at the back of Angie Lamarr’s motorcycle on television.

-A vampire novel chapter
written by Christopher
Wednesday March 9th


  1. Hyperion said,

    The world that cherished freedom, democracy, and spoke of inalienable human rights of the people has fallen and in its place is the very thing millions of patriots sacrificed their freedom and lives to prevent. To every ungrateful nation, there is no future in which to see the dawn of freedom and rejoice at the sound of liberty bells. Unless there comes a day of reckoning and contrition, the torch of liberty will remain unlit.

    • Dracul Van Helsing said,

      Very true, Daniel.

      • Hyperion said,

        Hopefully Renfield and his Set Enterprises Allies can turn the tide of evil and restore the world back to the esthetics of beauty and romance. It seems the more Michelangelo the psychic lobster blows up his tank, the more beautiful the company he keeps.

      • Dracul Van Helsing said,

        Yes, Michelangelo blowing up his lobster 🦞🌊 tank is generally a positive development in the world.

      • Hyperion said,

        At least we know the aesthetics are improving.

      • Dracul Van Helsing said,

        In the rest of the world anyways.

        Calgary not so much.

      • Hyperion said,

        What is your theory concerning the imbalance in Calgary aesthetics?

      • Dracul Van Helsing said,

        I wish I knew, Daniel.

        That cowboys have bad taste in women?

        That they’d be better off practicing Brokeback Mountain back breaking athletics like the gay cowboy played by Heath Ledger did rather than trying to procreate?

      • Hyperion said,

        It’s time to move to Miami where the weather is good and the aesthetics are world class. Your blog would be welcomed and you wouldn’t be asked to wear a mask or get the jab but you would be asked to join in the beach parties. There is zero snow and all the iguanas you could ever hope for.

      • Dracul Van Helsing said,

        Sounds like the place to be. 😀

      • Hyperion said,

        It is. You should make plans this summer to move.

      • Dracul Van Helsing said,

        Yes, I’d need to find a wealthy Dragon Lady to support me.

      • Hyperion said,

        I’m sure there are plenty of them there.

      • Dracul Van Helsing said,

        Yes, maybe I should put an ad in a Florida newspaper.

        “Refugee from Justin Castro Trudeau’s Communist Canada willing to relocate to Florida and write his life story guaranteed to become a #1 international bestseller. Is looking for someone to stay with.”

      • Hyperion said,

        Also mention you are a sexual dynamo with lots of satisfied customers. Then list all of the vampiresses you have written about and leave a link to your website for them to research your accomplishments as Dracul Van Helsing. Lots of women have their own yachts in Miami and they need someone special to lounge around on the decks. There are a lot of people in Miami that fled Castro’s Revolution. If you are also seeking freedom from Castro’s whelp, you’ll be welcomed.

      • Dracul Van Helsing said,

        An excellent suggestion, Daniel.

      • Hyperion said,

        I think they will enjoy you in Miami and you will enjoy Miami as well.

      • Dracul Van Helsing said,

        The start of Miami Vice: The 2nd TV series 😂

      • Hyperion said,

        LMAO 🤣. With a Dracul Van Helsing and his vampiresses maintaining law and order the Renfield R. Renfield way.

      • Dracul Van Helsing said,

        Exactly. 😅😂🤣

      • Dracul Van Helsing said,

        Say, Daniel, what’s the link to your new blog site again?

        You gave me the link in a comment a while back but I forget which blog post it was and which comment.

      • Hyperion said,

      • Dracul Van Helsing said,

        Thanks, Daniel. 🙂

  2. Tanya said,

    That lobster analogy is brilliant… This hidden tirade against the justified. It’s too much, here inflation is through the roof first covid now it’s war. Why are the common people scapegoat? So much exploitation esp from collaboration of the govt. and big corporations… . These couple of years have been hard…

    • Dracul Van Helsing said,

      Yes, the best definition of Fascism I ever came across was this,

      “Fascism is when Big Government and Big Corporations work hand in hand and hand in glove.”

      It happened in Fascist Italy, it happened in Nazi Germany, it happened in Deng Xiaoping’s China and it is happening in the Western world today.

      • Tanya said,

        I agree about corporations and govt. being hand in hand. Ryt now everything seems surreal.

      • Dracul Van Helsing said,

        It is like a Salvador Dali print of Dante’s Inferno.

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