Merlin In Ukraine

March 15, 2022 at 9:19 pm (Film, Geopolitics and International Relations, International Intrigue, News, The Occult, The Supernatural, Vampire novel) (, , , , , , , )

The Celtic wizard Merlin appeared in Ukraine tonight along with a few animal acquaintances

“Isn’t that Merlin the magician?” Yaldabaoth the Irish leprechaun asked his fighting companion Leonard Constantinople the fighting rabbit.

Constantinople had been brought in to fight the 450 al-Qaeda fighters who had been allowed to cross Recep Tayyip Edrogan’s Turkey (at the request of the insane Biden Administration) to come to Ukraine to fight on behalf of Ukraine.

And as further proof of the Biden Administration’s insanity, Biden was allowing Vladimir Putin’s Russia to act as chief negotiator in its proposed nuclear deal with Iran.

The cherry on the cake as far as the Biden Administration’s insanity went was Biden’s Climate Change envoy John Kerry was now asking a private think tank to examine the question of how much, if any, effect a “limited” nuclear war with Russia would have on the environment and climate change.

The world was about to end not with a bang but with a badly written screenplay.

“It is,” Constantinople answered in regard to Yaldabaoth’s question.

Yaldabaoth then received a text message that children in China who had received the Xi Jinping approved China made Covid “vaccine” (really a genetic serum) were now being diagnosed with leukemia.

The Chinese Health Ministry in Beijing issued a statement that the fact Chinese children who received the “vaccine” were now being diagnosed with leukemia was just a huge coincidence and that to say otherwise would result in being sent to re-education camps “where you would be re-educated alongside Uighurs” and also “partake in making voluntary products for Wal-Mart”.

In other news Andreas Schofbek the CEO of the large German health insurance company BKK/Pro-Vita was fired last month after he released data suggesting German health authorities are significantly underreporting German vaccine related injuries.

The data was scrubbed from the Internet.

The globalist Communists in charge of the Great Reset were letting nobody stand in their way.

And that included Vladimir Putin the proposed new Czar of a revived 19th Century Imperial Russian Empire.

“Who are those animals with Merlin?” Yaldabaoth asked.

“Well the bear is possessed by Rasputin,” Constantinople answered, “the black wolf is possessed by the Holy Roman Emperor Frederick Barbarossa and the deer is Bambi.”

“Bambi?’ Yaldabaoth was incredulous.

“Yes, Bambi’s mother was shot by Vladimir Putin when he was out deer hunting,” Constantinople explained, “80 years ago, 32nd degree Freemason and practicing sorcerer Walt Disney was caught in a time warp brought about by a CERN Large Hadron Collidor experiment. He wound up in Russia last month where he saw Bambi’s mother shot by Vladimir Putin. He incorporated the scene in his film to serve as further western world anti-Putin propaganda when the time was right.”

“Bambi’s mother was shot,” Yaldabaoth broke into tears when he recalled the scene.

-A vampire novel chapter
written Tuesday March 15th
2022.

3 Comments

  1. Hyperion said,

    Things have truly gone to Hades in a hand basket. While Ukraine burns, Biden plays with the dumplings in his diaper. NATO gives speeches every day telling Putin how they will never defend democracy, freedom, liberty, or self determination and the UN make proclamations that send shockwaves of laughter through the government halls of dictators. And finally, Environmental Czar Kerry is inundated with used Depends tumbling out of the Oval Office.

    • Dracul Van Helsing said,

      Yes, it’s Monty Python’s Flying Circus Meets St. John’s Book of The Apocalypse.

      • Hyperion said,

        A very apt description, my friend. As I watch everything unfold, I begin to believe I’m in a Covid ward on my belly in and induced coma and having drug induced nightmares. I’m looking forward to waking up and eating a hamburger.

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