Francis: Come On Do The Pachamama With Him

March 24, 2022 at 11:06 pm (Detective story, Geopolitics and International Relations, History, International Intrigue, News, Religion, The Occult, The Supernatural, Vampire novel) (, , , , , , )

Michelangelo the Psychic Lobster’s vision of the actress who will play Pachamama in the Martin Scorsese made film about the life of the Inca earth mother goddess who is a red dragon that lives in the flames under the Earth but is able to shapeshift into a beautiful woman who walks on the earth or lives in the sky above the earth

Michelangelo the Psychic Lobster got a premonition that director Martin Scorsese was going to make a film about Pachamama the Inca earth mother goddess that satanic AntiPope Francis was going to consecrate all of humanity and in particular Russia and Ukraine to (although he was claiming it was to the Virgin Mary).

Then Michelangelo got a vision of the actress who would play Pachamama in the Martin Scorsese film.

Michelangelo’s lobster tank exploded when he saw the vision.

. . .

Jeffrey the otter had somehow managed to stumble into DARPA headquarters after having drunk too many bottles of Elon Musk’s Mars Project Green Minnow Beer.

Jeffrey put on the radio where the DARPA wireless was picking up secret radio transmissions from the Vatican.

The radio transmissions were playing a song that Jorge Mario Bergoglio (aka Pope Francis) had secretly recorded a couple of years ago.

The song was to the tune of Kylie Minogue’s song The Loco-Motion.

Jeffrey heard Bergoglio sing,

“Everybody’s doin’ a brand new dance now
(Come on baby do the Pachamama)
I know you’ll get to like it if you give it a chance now
(Come on baby do the Pachamama) …

… You gotta swing your hips now…

Come on baby do the Pachamama with me…”

. . .

And tomorrow everybody would be doing the Pachamama with Pope Francis as Francis would be consecrating the world, the church, humanity and Russia and Ukraine to Pachamama (but doing so under the guise that he was doing it to Mary) in union with all the bishops of the world.

Meanwhile as the Set Enterprises’ long suffering janitor was busy mopping up the mess left by yet another of Michelangelo’s exploded lobster tanks, the psychic crustacean had yet another vision.

Actor/director Mel Gibson was reading the story of the statue of Our Lady of Copacabana.

Francisco Tito Yupanqui (1550-1616) an amateur Inca sculptor and a descandant of Huayna Capac (1464-1524) who had been the third Sapa Inca (Emperor) of the Inca Empire (which lasted from 1438 to 1533) desired to carve a statue of the Blessed Virgin Mary.

He carved many wooden statues but was unsatisfied with the result.

On February 2nd 1582 the Virgin Mary appeared to Francisco Tito Yupanqui with a message.

Francisco Tito Yupanqui used the vision to carve his next statue.

Howver this statue somehow wound up in a river.

It was found by the priest of the village of Copacabana a year later on February 2nd 1583 and was dedicated in the church there.

Today that statue of the Virgen de Copacabana is the Patron Saint of Bolivia.

Mel Gibson recalled that prior to 2019, the message Our Lady of Copacabana gave to Francisco Tito Yupanqui was found in many accounts on the Net.

After 2019 the message was scrubbed and erased from the Net.

What was the message of Our Lady of Copacabana to Francisco Tito Yupanqui?

“I know there are some among your people who still worship the old goddess Pachamama. Stop worshipping her. She is a demon.”

Of course in October of 2019, Jorge Mario Bergoglio (aka Pope Francis) brought a statue of Pachamama into the Vatican Gardens and later into the presence of the High Altar of Saint Peter’s Basilica itself.

Thus the Virgin Mary’s warning about Pachamama being a demon suddenly disappeared.

. . .

Father Aidan Bury Saint Edmunds the Vicar of Saint Genevieve’s Anglo-Catholic C. of E. Parish in West London was having a discussion with one of his parishioners Amadeus Emanon about the text of Pope Francis’ proposed consecration of humanity, Russia and Ukraine to Mary (?).

Said Father Saint Edmunds, “I noticed MP Renfield’s friend a Calgary based geopolitical analyst says that most of the text is just a rehash of globalist, radical environmentalist and Communist Marxist-Leninist crap and propaganda. In other words just a rehash of everything that Francis has said in every official document and major statement he has released since the start of his so-called pontificate.”

“What about the words of Consecration itself?” Amadeus asked.

“Here’s where it gets interesting,” Father Saint Edmunds answered, “At one point it says in the English text “Queen of Heaven, restore God’s peace to the world”. Now as you know many Protestants object to the Catholic description of Mary as Queen of Heaven because of the passages in Jeremiah condemning worship of the Queen of Heaven that are to be found in Jeremiah 7:18 and Jeremiah 44: 17-25. Interestingly enough though that title Queen of Heaven for Ashtoreth in the ancient Assyrian and Babylonian languages was actually rendered Queen of The Land In The Sky. It was translated Queen of Heaven into Hebrew and then into Greek and then into Latin and then into English as Queen of Heaven but since the time of Christ while Heaven might be regarded metaphorically as the Land In The Sky, Heaven is regarded by the Church as the abode of God and the Saints in a realm beyond time and space. The Land In The Sky is a very spatial/temporal term while Heaven since the time of Christ refers to a realm beyond the spatial/temporal. Thus Mary called Queen of Heaven is actually a very metaphysical term while Queen of the Land In The Sky which is what Ashtoreth was actually called in the Assyrian and Babylonian languages is very much a term associated with this universe i.e. this creation. And worship of the creation is idolatry or paganism.”

“Interesting,” Amadeus acknowledged.

“Here’s where it gets even more interesting, the English text says (Queen of) Heaven but the Spanish, Portuguese and Italian texts are rendered differently. What’s called Heaven in English is rendered “tierra del Cielo” in Spanish, “terra do Ceu” in Portuguese and “terra del Cielo” in Italian. All of those terms roughly translate to Earth In The Sky or Land In The Sky. And who goes by that title Queen of The Land In The Sky? Other than Ashtoreth in the ancient Assyrian and Babylonian religions? The Pachamama demon. The land in the sky is one of the Pachamama’s domains. “Tierra del Cielo” is an official Pachamama title. It is “wenu mapu” in the Mapuche language and religion.”

“So Francis is effectively consecrating the world, the church, humanity and specifically Russia and Ukraine to the demon Pachamama?” Amadeus was horrified.

“That’s right,” Father Aidan Bury Saint Edmunds nodded.

“What do you think this will cause?” Amadeus wiped his brow with his handkerchief.

“Most likely either a nuclear World War III or the appearance of the Antichrist on the global stage or both,” Father Aidan Bury Saint Edmunds answered.

-A vampire novel chapter
written by Christopher
Thursday March 24th


  1. Hyperion said,

    Captivating storytelling. All my favorites were there. A nice wink to the Otterberry Tales and the protagonist, the ever besotted Jefferey. I am vaguely familiar with the stories. My brother, being Catholic and my sister in law, a reformed nun tell the tales from a steeply religious perspective. My brother says you cannot meet the son except through the mother and he has had many visitations from Mary. The war started between Russia and Ukraine was always meant to be and it will spread throughout the world as it has been foretold. The reason? We did not follow all the warnings nor the instructions from the mother of Jesus and so prophesy will proceed to its logical end, which might be one big ole greasy bucket of illogical. If Putin wears a blue turban to his staff meeting, I’m headed to the nearest Catholic Church to pay off all my sins and then me and Jefferey are going to buy some Green Minnow beer and look up the down river pole dancing otter girls. If you gotta suffer an ignominious fate, you might as well go out with a few fond memories.

    • Dracul Van Helsing said,

      Yes, what your brother and sister-in-law have told you is what I have heard is the logical result of the Fatima prophecy.

      Father Malachi Martin who actually read the Third Secret of Fatima (that the Vatican claimed to have released in June 2000 but they only released the vision associated with the secret and not the text of Mary’s spoken words) told a Canadian journalist Bernard Janzen back in 1991 that there would be a war between Kiev and Russia that would eventually spread across the world.

      I just read a quote today from C.S. Lewis that an Old Catholic bishop friend of mine Sean Manchester of the Diocese of Glastonbury posted on his Facebook page.

      Lewis was talking about the advent of an atomic war.

      He said if that were to happen, don’t cower in fear but carry on with life as usual -pray, worship, play with your children, enjoy a pint in the pub and play a game of darts.

      Atomic war may end our bodies he said but don’t let it consume your mind.

      Your suggestion that you and Jeffrey should drink beers and look up the down river pole dancing otter girls in the event of an ignominious fate is something of which C.S. Lewis would approve by the sound of it.

      • Hyperion said,

        I agree with C.S. Lewis. The threat of death does not end life and if one gives a threat it’s due diligence and if the threat is real then a little preparation can render a threat to life impotent. In the mean time, there is a lot of living left to do. A full scale nuclear war will not end life on the planet or cause a nuclear winter as the bloviators of the past believed. It will definitely cause destruction and loss of life, but look at Japan today after it endured a crushing defeat in war and the effects of two atomic bombs. Even in Chernobyl and the Fukushima exclusion zones, humans and animals thrive and have adapted to the radiation. So humankind will not perish, but will learn once again, war is never a handy solution to any problem. Of course, if it is God’s will and Satan’s mission that we all perish, then drink up and enjoy life. The end will come when it is time. My personal philosophy. No Socratic believers were harmed during the forming of this message.

      • Dracul Van Helsing said,

        Excellent message.

        No Socratic believers were harmed during the forming of this message.

        As opposed to Hegelian believers as I believe it was Hegel’s thought that turned philosophy into the direction of stupidity and illogic.

        Although Immanuel Kant (and indeed he couldn’t) did help pave the way for that apotheosis of illogic that was Hegel.

        It was like Mr. Spock once said to Bones McCoy when he made a somewhat Hegelian observation, “But Doctor, that statement is totally illogical.”

      • Hyperion said,

        Yes, I do believe the Greek philosophers were a circus side show and the Greeks loved a good comedy show. It is true that everyone of them were wrong in their assumptions but that’s okay. Not much has changed in 2600 years. If we want logic we have to go back to Euclid mathematics and then swim our way upstream to Ancient beginnings of math where one couldn’t move three beads and claim there were four. Cheaters were never well received until western liberalism and humanists began to merge into governments. Then cheating was highly advantageous.

      • Dracul Van Helsing said,

        Yes, cheating is very advantageous in governments these days.

      • Hyperion said,

        The most successful are the best cheaters.

      • Dracul Van Helsing said,

        They are.

      • Hyperion said,

        I’ve never had a lust for money so, I’ve never tried cheating. I’m sure that makes me undesirable, but I am living my authentic life my own way.

      • Dracul Van Helsing said,

        Very true, Daniel.

        And I notice our otter friend Jefferey doesn’t hang around with those globalist billionaire oligarchs and their political puppets.

        He chooses to hang out with you.

        Showing that even those who pursue down river pole dancing otter girls have high standards when it comes to choosing their friends.

      • Hyperion said,

        ROFLMAO 🤣 this belongs in a personal improvement guide. The otter life is the life for me.

      • Dracul Van Helsing said,

        A new take on an old song from an old Walt Disney animated film, “Hi diddley dee. An otter’s life for me.” 🎵🎶😅😂🤣

      • Hyperion said,

        I know that song! Perhaps Disney cartoons were wiser than we thought.

      • Dracul Van Helsing said,

        Indeed they were.

      • Hyperion said,

        In the past, Disney wasn’t so evil. Now, apparently they are just another social engineering experiment.

      • Dracul Van Helsing said,

        Yes, Disney became “woke” and Disney has been brain dead ever since.

      • Hyperion said,

        It’s said to see so many icons of the industry become woke fools.

      • Dracul Van Helsing said,

        It is.

      • Hyperion said,

        Of course, they are accustomed to mastering difficult roles. Being an assclown seems to be a favorite.

      • Dracul Van Helsing said,

        As Will Smith and Chris Rock so aptly showed leaving one to wonder who’s the biggest ass 🍑 and who’s the biggest clown🤡?

      • Hyperion said,

        It’s a woke mystery that will race Willy Nilly up and down the halls of the Oscar’s gender fluid governing body. Hollywood is already booking the rematch.

      • Dracul Van Helsing said,

        Set Enterprises ‘ Dr. Cadbury Rocher is currently working on an aerosol spray that will dry up gender fluids when it’s sprayed into the air thus putting an end to gender fluidity once and for all.

        This spray will be the equivalent of a Vladimir Putin hypersonic missile when it hits Hollywood and Joe Biden’s cabinet.

      • Hyperion said,

        I wonder if it will be covered by the disinformation media? Surely this would send shockwaves through the gender fluid community. Sorry my dear, we’ll have to postpone. The old well has gone dry.

      • Dracul Van Helsing said,

        LOL ! 😅😂🤣

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