Renfield’s Monday Night Podcast and Michelangelo’s Vision of Renfield At Future Oscars

March 28, 2022 at 10:56 pm (Arts, Culture, Entertainment, Film, Geopolitics and International Relations, International Intrigue, Movies, News, Television, Vampire novel) (, , , , , )

Violinist Tina Guo is performing with the Hans Zimmer Live Tour over in Europe
Hans Zimmer won Best Musical Score for the movie Dune at last night’s Oscars

British MP Renfield R. Renfield was doing a Monday night podcast.

Said Renfield, “A few days ago senile old fool Joe Biden was in Poland shooting his mouth off about “freedom” and “liberty”.
What does a vaccinazi despot like Joe Biden know about “freedom” and “liberty” when he wanted to impose a national vaccine mandate on all of America?
The senile old fool Joe Biden also called for “Putin to be removed from power”. There’s nothing like tellng the leader of a rival nuclear power that you want him removed from power.
Of course Joe Biden’s handlers want nuclear war with Russia.
That way they can reduce the world’s population without waiting for those vaccine booster shots to kick in.
Although they are doing an excellent job in my own country of England.
British government data shows that 92.2% of all Covid deaths are among the triple vaccinated.
And last week Eastern European members of the European Parliament gave visiting Canadian Neo-Stalinist tyrant Justin Trudeau the raspberry that he so richly deserved.
Romanian and Croatian MEPs mentioned how he sent police horses to trample peaceful protestors and then passed an Emergencies Act so that he could seize the bank accounts of people whose political views he disagreed with.
This is the stuff of dictatorship the Romanian and Croatian MEPs pointed out (who were all too familiar with Communist dictators in their own countries).
Even the Presidents of both El Salvador and Honduras have called Justin Trudeau a despot and a dictator for sending police horses to trample protestors and for seizing bank accounts.
Personally I think Justin Trudeau should be publicly hanged by the neck until dead and his Nazi/Communist hybrid hag henchwoman Chrystia Freeland should be burnt at the stake as a witch.
Failing that, both of them should be charged with high treason against the Charter of Rights in the Canadian Constitution (that Justin’s stepdad Pierre had put in) and then thrown in jail.
If Justin Castro Trudeau was to have his lily white ass sodomized numerous times while he was in prison,that would be the best thing that could ever happen to him.”

. . .

Michelangelo the Psychic Lobster had a vision of a future Oscars ceremony some years down the road.

Renfield had been nominated for the role of Best Actor for playing the role of Prince Hal in a Kenneth Branagh directed production of William Shakespeare’s Henry IV Part 1.

Michelangelo was surprised to see Renfield was married in the vision as he sat at a front table close to the stage with his wife.

A foul mouthed comedian Justin Trudeau was to present the next award for Best Porn Film (a new Oscar category) in Michelangelo’s vision.

Foul mouthed comedian Justin Trudeau was a former Canadian Prime Minister who had been jailed for treason for a number of years.

Despite Justin Trudeau having been such a huge asshole, believe it or not his anus was a lot bigger after it had left prison than it was before coming in.

The foul mouthed alleged comic Justin Trudeau made an obscene insulting remark about Renfield’s wife.

Renfield got up on to the stage and approached the foul mouthed comic.

“Oh, oh,” one of the Academy Awards commentators could be heard saying, “I wonder if Renfield is going to punch Justin Trudeau like Will Smith did to Chris Rock a few years back.”

Renfield reached into his pocket, pulled out a gun and blew Justin Trudeau’s head off.

Justin Trudeau lay dead on the stage in a pool of blood- his perfectly coiffured hair now a tangled mess.

“Oh, oh,” one of the other commentators said, “I wonder what can be done about this situation as Renfield was granted a 007 License To Kill by Her Majesty Queen Elizabeth II a few years back. Maybe if he wins the Best Actor Award for his portrayal of Prince Hal in Henry IV Part 1, they’ll take the Oscar away from him.”

“Not if they want to live until the next morning, they won’t,” his commentating partner suggested.

-A vampire novel chapter
written by Christopher
Monday March 28th
2022.

32 Comments

  1. George F. said,

    Ring, ring:
    “Hello, Dracul here.” “Uh, we need to charge you for copywrite violation and using of an image without permission that you haven’t paid for to promote your random blog.”
    “Uh, you talkin’ bout the beautiful Tina?”
    “None other.”

    • Dracul Van Helsing said,

      Yes, Tina will have to give me a spanking for violating her copyright.

      • George F. said,

        LOL! LOL! I’ll get in line!

      • Dracul Van Helsing said,

        So you’re going to use a photo of Tina to illustrate your next blog post? πŸ˜…πŸ˜‚πŸ€£

      • George F. said,

        No, I’m getting in line so she can spank me very slowly and gently…

      • Dracul Van Helsing said,

        LOL !

        You should check out a music video by Armand Van Helden called Hear My Name on YouTube.

        I think you’d thoroughly enjoy it.

        It’s one of Daniel Hyperion’s favourite videos.

      • George F. said,

        SeoulSister is a whacko, IMO. So her latest blog post shows a video proving we did not land on the moon. Qanon stuff. Don’t need it. My head is spinning fast enough from the last 2 years, really don’t need anymore more. They biggest conspiracy of all is we’re convinced we actually exist. Let’s go down that road. Meanwhile, I’m waiting to be spanked by Tina! That would confirm I exist!

      • Dracul Van Helsing said,

        It’s surprising the number of people out there who don’t believe that man landed on the moon.

        Back in 2016, I discovered I was the only client at Calgary’s Mustard Seed homeless shelter who actually believed that man landed on the moon.

        There were even a lot of brainless idiots on staff at the Calgary Dream Centre (the place that kicked me out for not being an alcoholic or drug addict) who thought that man didn’t land on the moon.

        Now I’m starting to meet a lot more people who actually think that the earth is flat.

        There’s some nutcase who calls himself Socrates followed by a four digit number ((he should really apologize to Socrates for calling himself after the great philosopher) who comments on SeoulSister’s and Crandew’s blogs that the earth is flat.

        He also thinks that the Jews aren’t true Jews but Ashkenazi Khazars who lived north of the Black and Caspian Seas (and who supposedly worship Satan in secret according to him).

        This idiocy was first espoused by some nutcase called Arthur Koesler who wrote a book called The 13th Tribe.

        I remember commenting on Crandew’s blog about the evil of Hitler and the Nazis and this nutcase Socrates followed by a four digit number replied to me that “Hitler was a very good person who was maligned by the Allies after World War II.”

        I replied to him that “I could make a statement like that as well if I snorted crack cocaine.”

        So many people fall for conspiracy theories as opposed to conspiracy facts.

        The Democrats, CNN, the Neo-Bolshevik Communist Washington Post and the Neo-Bolshevik Communist New York Times all believed that Donald Trump colluded with Vladimir Putin to win the 2016 Presidential election.

        Even though there was no evidence for it.

        Other than claims made in a badly written dossier that was written by a pansy sodomite British M-I6 agent who actually had the innate stupidity to admire Hillary Clinton.

        And today morons around the world are still lining up to get a “vaccine” (really a genetic serum) that doesn’t prevent one from getting Covid nor from transmitting Covid but since Big Government, Big Pharma and the brainless mainstream media tell them it works, they believe it that it works

        Just as the 17th Century was dubbed the Age of Reason and the 18th Century was dubbed the Age of Enlightenment, my dad thought that the late 20th Century and the early 21st Century would be dubbed the Age of Irrationality since so many people seem to hold stupid irrational ideas.

        One of the most stupid and irrational being that man-made carbon emissions are responsible for climate change.

        When in reality, the climate can be more affected by one volcanic eruption than 100 years of man-made carbon emissions.

      • George F. said,

        Yeah, well I think I’ve enough internet for today.

      • Dracul Van Helsing said,

        Yes, breaks away from the Internet are a good thing, my friend.

        Do take a few moments just to talk to God for a while and see if He gives a response while you still await a response from the Void after talking to it.

  2. George F. said,

    ..but I wish I had her stylist…and make up artist…all those bright colors make even her look good. (Not that she’s bad looking to begin with…but take a skinny body and accentuate it and she looks even better…in photography and on stage…_)

  3. Awaiya Akaido said,

    Corruption upset our oceans and oil spills are n example.

  4. Awaiya Akaido said,

    A Splash to Newton’s law, what goes up comes down. O0Oo🐟 I send luv bubbles up and luv should come down.

    • Dracul Van Helsing said,

      Luv bubbles from mermaids I always appreciate. πŸ˜˜πŸ€—πŸ§œπŸ»β€β™€

  5. Seoul Sister said,

    Loved the description of his hair as a tangled mess πŸ™‚ Trudeau le pedo!

    • Dracul Van Helsing said,

      Glad you enjoyed the description of Justin’s hair as a tangled mess. πŸ˜€

      The final insult to Trudeau le pedo!

      • Seoul Sister said,

        Ha! He’s so vain. πŸ’©

      • Dracul Van Helsing said,

        Yes, he’s a vain piece of shit all right.

        LOL ! πŸ˜…πŸ˜‚πŸ€£

      • Seoul Sister said,

        Everything about him irritates me! Especially the way he talks, so inauthentic, so permanently postured. πŸ™„πŸ’©!

      • Dracul Van Helsing said,

        Yes he totally lacks substance. πŸ—£

        Except for this. πŸ’©

      • Seoul Sister said,

        πŸ˜†πŸ˜‚πŸ€£πŸ˜…, he’s full of that! πŸ’©πŸ’©πŸ’©!

      • Dracul Van Helsing said,

        He is. πŸ˜πŸ˜‚πŸ€£πŸ˜…

      • Seoul Sister said,

        I dislike how he enunciates each word as if he’s doing an oration. πŸ’©πŸ’©πŸ’©

      • Dracul Van Helsing said,

        Yes, the ghost of Alexander the Great needs to appear to the vebal espousing piece of shit and tell him, “Justin Castro Trudeau, I knew Demosthenes of Athens the greatest of all Greek orators, I was an enemy of Demosthenes of Athens, Justin Castro Trudeau you’re no Demosthenes of Athens.”

      • Seoul Sister said,

        πŸ˜†πŸ˜…πŸ˜‚πŸ€£! Justin Castro Trudeau! But can he spell potato?

      • Dracul Van Helsing said,

        Probably the same way George H.W. Bush’s Vice-President Dan Quayle could.

        Ah yes, Dan Quayle the man who ran for President in 2000 and got campaign buttons and campaign posters printed up that said “Quayle ’00”.

        Never was there a more appropriate campaign button.

      • Seoul Sister said,

        😁I didn’t know about the 00 buttons!

      • Dracul Van Helsing said,

        Yes, definitely one for the pages of the lighter side of history. 😁

      • Seoul Sister said,

        Biden at least has dementia as an excuse, but he was just an airhead. πŸ₯΄

      • Dracul Van Helsing said,

        Very true. πŸ˜‚

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