Maria Alexa Romanova

April 19, 2022 at 10:31 pm (Folklore, Geopolitics and International Relations, History, International Intrigue, Mythology, News, Spy Tales, The Occult, The Supernatural, Vampire novel) (, , , , , , , )

Grand Duchess Maria Alexa Romanova

The Grand Duchess Maria Alexa Romanova (a second cousin once removed to the late Czar of Russia Nicholas II) sat on her cushioned double headed Phoenix throne in her Paris hotel room in the year 1936.

Canadian vampire hunter Dracul Van Helsing was at her feet where he had landed after coming from the future using the Houdini-Tesla-Pantages-Welles-Lamarr Magic Lantern for time travel.

The ghost of Orson Welles had accompanied him.

Welles’ ghost had landed in a comfortable arm chair in the hotel room and was even now sampling a glass of champagne next to him as well as a dish of Black Sea caviar.

“Who are you?” The Grand Duchess and 12th in line to the Russian Imperial Throne asked.

“I’m Dracul Van Helsing and this is my friend the ghost of Orson Welles,” the vampire hunter replied.

“But I thought Orson Welles was still alive,” Maria stated, “A rising young star on both stage and radio.”

“I was back in the day,” Welles licked his ghostly fingers, “But I died on October 10th 1985 after giving what turned out to be my last interview on the Merv Griffin Show where I talked about the happiness of hedgehogs, my sex life and Rita Hayworth.”

“I hope only two of those things are connected in that last statement you made,” Dracul looked concerned.

“You’re from the future?” Maria Alexa looked surprised, “Why are you here?”.

“Because Franz Kohler the last surviving member of the Nazi SS Ahnenerbe Occult Bureau and a vampire intends to kidnap you,” Van Helsing answered.

“But why?” The Grand Duchess leaned back on her cushiony throne.

“Something to do with the Ukrainian Azov Nazi Battalions,” Van Helsing replied.

“The… what?” Maria tried to grasp what was being said.

“Nazis of our time period in the early 21st Century,” Van Helsing explained, “The brainless mainstream media of our day in the West don’t talk about them because they don’t want to admit that Vladimir Putin could be right about anything.”

“Vladimir…?” The name froze on the Grand Duchess’ tongue.

“Putin,” Welles finished the last of his Black Sea caviar, “Russia’s leader of our day.”

“Glad to see that pig Stalin didn’t find the secret to immortality,” Maria Alexa breathed a sigh of relief.

“No but Transhumanist billionaire oligarchs of our day are working on it for themselves,” Welles’ ghost got on the phone and asked Room Service to send some spectral coq au vin up to the room, “although Stalin does have a number of ardent disciples in the Western world such as a pale faced lily white boy named Justin Castro Trudeau who lives in Ottawa Canada and is jealous of the appearance of African-Americans.”

“What is the connection between this Ahnenerbe SS officer Franz Kohler and the Ukrainian Nazi Azov Battalions?” The Grand Duchess inquired.

“They’re all disciples of the Black Sun,” Van Helsing answered.

“The Black Sun?” Maria Alexa was surprised by all these terms.

“The Black Sun is really a brownish red dwarf star called Nemesis which orbits around the planet Nibiru as it travels across the galaxy,” Van Helsing noted, “First noted in little known ancient Egyptian texts and Franz Kohler became obsessed with them. Solar winds from Nemesis may have combined with solar winds from our own sun named Sol Invictus in terms of cosmology to have produced a rather spectacular display of the Aurora Borealis Northern Lights back on January 25th 1938 in fulfillment of the Virgin Mary’s prophecy at Fatima that this would be the sign the Second World War would soon start.”

“What does all this have to do with me?” Maria wanted to know.

“We’re not sure but we want to prevent Franz Kohler from kidnapping you and taking you back to the future to the city of Kiev,” Van Helsing sat beside the Grand Duchess.

“There’s only a limited time period for Kohler to kidnap you before his time travel debit card expires,” Welles finished the champagne, “Ah, I see looking at my Dick Tracy style spectral television wrist watch that our partner in time Michelangelo has just successfully used one of his Hydra blood dipped lobster antennae to jab and poison Franz Kohler in his ankle in the lobby of the hotel. This means you’re safe, Your Imperial Highness.”

“So what shall we do now?” The Grand Duchess asked.

“How about make love?” Van Helsing suggested.

The two were soon making out on the large cushioned double headed Phoenix throne just as Room Service arrived with the coq au vin.

“That would be for me,” Welles motioned to the bell boy.

-A vampire novel chapter
written by Christopher
Tuesday April 19th


  1. Seoul Sister said,

    Interesting, Nemesis the black sun, it sounds very ominous. Clown world is going SciFi, Fox News keeps talking about UFOs lately.

    • Dracul Van Helsing said,

      That is very interesting, Judy.

      I remember writing a blog post several years ago in which I speculated that the Great Delusion prophecied in II Thessalonians 2:11 might be demons posing as ET aliens from another world promisng to save us.

      • Seoul Sister said,

        Wow. Prophetic post you wrote. Im curious to read it. I was thinking of that possibility too. Whether demon aliens have hologram tech or shapeshifting camouflage, it would make a lot of sense. UFOs have been seen diving into oceans, FOX keeps showing footage. The deep oceans have not been accessible/explored. What’s down in the deep? Do you remember the cheesy 80s show “V”? Crazy times.

      • Dracul Van Helsing said,

        See the comment below for my reply.

      • Seoul Sister said,

        I can’t find the link

      • Dracul Van Helsing said,

        The reason you haven’t found the link is because I haven’t found it yet either.

        WordPress in their infinite stupidity has made major changes to their site within the past 24 hours I discovered.

        And I thought I was replying to your comment when it turns out I wasn’t because of the WordPress changes.

        I came out with Comment #2 instead.

        And I didn’t feel like typing my own reply all over again.

        So when I found out where I could reply to your original comment, I meant to type “See the comment below for my reply”.

        Instead I typed “See the link below for my reply” (I must have still had the word “link” on my brain).

        I went in and edited the reply and changed the word from “link” to “comment” but if you got an email notification of my reply, it would have still used the original word “link”.

        WordPress has changed the format of its email notifications I’ve noticed.

        When I try to comment on Hyperion’s blog, I can’t see what I’m typing.

        I noticed someone on your blog said he couldn’t like your blog for some reason.

        And the text of one of my posts vanished for about an hour.

      • Seoul Sister said,

        Exactly what’s WPs problem? Sometimes I can’t load images while using my iPad so I have to only use my iphone to upload them. I see a lot of viewing traffic but hardly any likes :(. I’m going to try to stop paying WP but not sure if my media storage is too full to change back to the free service. I guess I’ll have to delete a bunch of old posts to get my media limit down. Ug.

      • Seoul Sister said,

        Haha I’m so tech savvy 😬

      • Dracul Van Helsing said,

        As I explained in one of my comments (God knows where it will show up on this page), it turns out the WordPress engineers aren’t so tech savvy either.

        Their new changes to the site within the past 24 hours make this site more incomprehensible to understand and infinitely more difficult to use than before the changes.

        They’ve obviously never heard of that old saying, “If it ain’t broke, don’t fix it.”

      • Seoul Sister said,

        Totally! My site is very glitchy, it often posts my own comments as anonymous.

      • Dracul Van Helsing said,

        WP appears to be boldly going where Joe Biden’s mind has gone before.

      • Seoul Sister said,

        Ha! 😅 all the censorship must be exhausting for WP to handle.

      • Dracul Van Helsing said,

        WP certainly deserves to be exhausted. 😅

  2. Dracul Van Helsing said,

    Yes, I remember that cheesy 80s TV show “V”.

    I remember they did a remake of it in the early 2000s where Earth’s citizens were invited aboard the spacehips to get a vaccine for some disease that was running amuck in the world.

    The vaccine of course turned humans into ET aliens.

    Yes, I’ll have to see if I come across that post about the Great Alien Deception and give you the link to it.

    I remember that French UFO expert Jacques Vallee was reaching the conclusion that UFOs were really demonic manifestations.

  3. Seoul Sister said,

    I forgot they did a remake, the plot doesn’t sound familiar at all 🥹

    I’ll look up Vallee, I think he’s right. Aleister Crowley’s drawing of the demonic entity he conjured looked like a gray alien with huge almond eyes.

    • Dracul Van Helsing said,

      Yes, I was just having a discussion with my friend and fellow blogger George F. last night about Aleister Crowley and I mentioned that Crowley’s sketch of the entity known as Aiwass looks like an ET gray alien with huge almond eyes.

      • Seoul Sister said,

        Many pieces of the puzzle connect so perfectly. The renaissance paintings with UFOs in them, occultism in politics/Vatican…Crowley is a central figure in all of it.

      • Dracul Van Helsing said,

        The former Jesuit priest Malachi Martin who was a Vatican insider (he was the secretary to Augustin Cardinal Bea one of the leading advisors to Pope John XXIII the Pope who convened the Second Vatican Council) told Art Bell on the radio program Coast-To-Coast AM back in the late 1990s that the Vatican has been aware for at least the past 600 years of the existence of one other planet in the Cosmos that has intelligent life on it.

        This planet and its inhabitants have been observing Earth.

        Their craft shows up in Renaissance paintings.

        Father Martin thought that these beings might be Unfallen (they never fell from God’s grace like Adam and Eve did) and might only be observing and visiting our world.

        They probably are not responsible for alien abductions that Father Martin was sure were the work of demons masquerading as ET aliens flying UFOs.

        It’s interesting about Aleister Crowley.

        When he was visiting Russia in 1913, he composed what was called the Gnostic Catholic Mass (a Mass that blended elements of the occultic teachings of Gnosticism with some of the rituals of the Roman Catholic Church).

        He founded a Church called Ecclesia Gnostica Catholica (which is Latin for Gnostic Catholic Church).

        The original home of the Gnostic Catholic Church was the village of Saint Gallen in Switzerland.

        And it was the group of Cardinals who called themselves the Saint Gallen Mafia that arranged the election of Jorge Mario Bergoglio as Pope Francis during the 2013 Papal Conclave.

        Theodore Cardinal McCarrick who had been one of the Catholic Church’s leading prelates in America- a man who said he always wanted to be a medical doctor since childhood- suddenly and mysteriously “got a call” to the Catholic priesthood when he visited the village of Saint Gallen Switzerland in 1952.

        It was Theodore McCarrick a man who was both a homosexual and a pedophile himself who started ordaining to the priesthood and elevating to the episcopate men who were both homosexuals and pedophiles in the American Catholic Church that led to all of America’s sexual abuse crimes in the Catholic Church in the latter half of the 20th Century and the opening years of the 21st.

        McCarrick was also the man who negotiated on behalf of the Satanic AntiPope Francis the Concordat Agreement between the Vatican and Communist China’s government by which the underground Catholic Church in China was sold out to the Communist regime in Beijing.

        And further speaking of Aleister Crowley, Gianfranco Cardinal Ravasi who’s the head of the Vatican’s Pontifical Council For Culture is a big fan of Aleister Crowley and admitted as much in a statement he made on the death of David Bowie saying, “David Bowie was a great artist who like me was influenced in his ideas by the great early 20th Century philosopher Aleister Crowley.”

      • Seoul Sister said,

        Wow. I was trying to research Gnosticism thanks for that information. I think tge Gnostics were pagans that pretended they were Christians, I think the Templars were gnostics, they were accused of homosexuality and paganism. No wonder Crowley started a gnostic church, he was into sodomy, sex magic and sacrifice to conjure demons. He famously hatred Christianity and called himself the Great Beast. Gnostics and the Catholics that were practicing paganism continued the sodomy tradition and added pedophilia. I can’t remember if all of them or just a special few popes are awarded bright red shoes that allegedly symbolize SRA sacrifice. They worship the serpent in such an obvious way. Statues of St. Peter depict him with horn-like hair and his cross is inverted, they say it’s because he was crucified upside down but it seems suspect.

        If there are aliens, I’ve heard that there are different species. But demons are supposed to be able to disguise themselves so it’s tricky to know what’s what. Deception is their source of power.

      • Dracul Van Helsing said,

        Yes, the Gnostics were pagans pretending to be Christians.

        Yes, the Knights-Templar embraced Gnosticism and homosexuality and paganism.

        The first mention of the Baphomet in history was in the trials of the Knights-Templar back in the early 1300s.

        The Baphomet was the mysterious idol they worshipped.

      • Seoul Sister said,

        A religious studies professor told me that the gnostics wanted to be receptive like females via sodomy (through homosexuality or females using dildos) I think Crowley did that during his sex magic rituals, allegedly with Barbara Bush’s mom. I think there were several sects within Gnosticism some included women. They spread the lie that Jesus didn’t die on the cross and that Mary had a child (the Davinci code). Typical luciferean lie.

      • Dracul Van Helsing said,

        Yes, there were numerous sects of Gnosticism during the 1st 3 centuries of Christianity.

        There were sects of Gnosticism that arose during the Middle Ages.

        There were the Bogomils who arose in 10th Century Bulgaria.

        There were the Cathars who flourished in northern Italy and southern France during the 12th to 14th Centuries.

        In southern France the Cathars were also called the Albigensians after the city of Albi in southern France where their beliefs first took hold.

        During the Renaissance the Rosicrucians were basically a movement reviving Gnostic beliefs and the same with the adherents of Hermeticism (a movement that venerated Hermes Trismegistus a sort of hybrid god that was a combination of the Greek god Hermes and the ancient Egyptian god Thoth).

        After the French Revolution of 1789, Gnosticism re-emerged with a vengeance.

        You had practicing occultists like Eliphas Levy and others during the 19th Century.

        They in turn influenced Aleister Crowley and his beliefs.

      • Seoul Sister said,

        Your brain is amazing! 😊

      • Dracul Van Helsing said,

        Thank you, Judy. 🙏🏻💐💖

      • Seoul Sister said,

        You’re totally welcome, Christopher. 🙏🤗💖

      • Dracul Van Helsing said,


  4. George F. said,

    I’d better get writing again, if I’m serious. Elon Musk to have Akira in every home soon. I want to be relevant so I have time…but not much. Link here, from another blogger and yes, you can also Google the news for confirmation. Sure is getting interesting out here!

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