Pan Goatee Beheads A Most Obnoxious and Repulsive Fat Ugly Blimp While Zeus Encounters Loki

April 28, 2022 at 9:36 pm (Aesthetics, Geopolitics and International Relations, International Intrigue, News, The Supernatural, Vampire novel) (, , )

Krampus was tonight’s demon of honour at a Klaus Schwab World Economic Forum Demonic Celebrity Roast

The ghost of Red Buttons was doing his stand-up routine, “Some of the most famous diabolical figures in history never got a dinner.
The serpent who said to Eve, “Would you like an apple?” never got a dinner.
Mephistopheles who said to Faust “Would you like a piece of tail?” never got a dinner.
Baphomet who still has trouble figuring out what gender and what species he is never got a dinner.”

Krampus who was eating some curried goats’ legs hoped he wouldn’t be called away to pick up the pieces after yet another Pan Goatee aesthetic crusade.

But the best laid hope of demons like the best laid plans of mice and men often go astray.

As the ghost of Robbie Burns played the bag pipes outside the White House, the evil Norse god Loki was boasting to senile old fool Joe Biden about his latest repulsive and uglo progeny.

“Loki, I think I dropped my keys very low,” said Biden as his Executive Gold Plated washroom key fell into his Depends diapers.

Meanwhile on a Calgary Public Transit bus, a really obnoxious and repulsive fat ugly blimp was making everybody on the bus miserable.

She kept jumping out of her seat as if she had ants in her pants.

The really repulsive fat ugly blimp was trying to figure out what stop she should get off at because the stupid uglo hadn’t figured it out ahead of time.

She went and asked a woman a few seats up, “Where should I get off?”.

The woman told the fat ugly blimp to get off at the stop after her.

Pan Goatee was sitting at a seat minding his own business.

The fat ugly blimp should have got off at the door closest to her.

Instead being the thoroughly obnoxious and inconsiderate creature that she was, the fat ugly blimp (daughter of Loki and a fat ugly walrus who had died her hair red) went up to get off at the door right across from Pan Goatee.

“You fat ugly blimp,” Goatee said to her, “you fat ugly freak.”

The fat ugly blimp was taken aback as she had never met anyone who called a spade a spade before.

Goatee’s friend Jarod Jerome Le Gnome punched the fat ugly blimp in the face 999 trillion times.

When Le Gnome had finished using his boxing skills on the uglo, Goatee took out his astral laser machete and beheaded the obnoxious and repulsive fat ugly blimp.

He then cut her up into 999 trillion x 999 trillion x 999 trillion x 999 trillion x 999 trillion x 999 trillion x 999 trillion x 999 trillion x 999 trillion x 999 trillion x 999 trillion x 999 trillion x 999 trillion x 999 trillion x 999 trillion x 999 trillion x 999 trillion x 999 trillion x 999 trillion x 999 trillion x 999 trillion x 999 trillion x 999 trillion x 999 trillion x 999 trillion x 999 trillion x infinity and beyond x ad infinitum x etc. etc.

Krampus was called away from his dinner just as Klaus Schwab was delivering the toast.

He picked up the obnoxious and repulsive fat ugly blimp’s remains and carried them down to Tartarus.

Loki meanwhile had left the White House and had teleported (he had bought Scotty the Scottish engineer’s Star Trek teleporter machine at an auction a couple of weeks ago) to Calgary to see how his progeny were doing.

He was informed by his son the Midgard World Serpent Jormungandr (who was drinking Jagermeister) that Goatee had just killed another one of his (Loki’s) progeny.

Loki burst into tears.

Meanwhile Zeus the king of the Olympians (who was very horny towards beautiful women) was getting sick of Loki populating the earth with uglos.

He sent a thunderbolt at the evil Norse god killing him instantly.

It looks like Ragnarok would be postponed for awhile.

“Ragnarok, yes, but not Armageddon,” said the Hebrew Abaddon (in Greek Apollyon) the Destroyer who rose out of the bottomless pit.

-A vampire novel chapter
Written Thursday April 28th



  1. George F. said,

    He’s really really getting into the cutting up…OMG!

  2. George F. said,

    Great image as well!

  3. Priti said,

    Ugly blimp ! Well shared ๐Ÿ‘Œ๐Ÿ˜‡

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