The Baron and Beelzebub

May 4, 2022 at 9:26 pm (History, International Intrigue, Mystery/horror, Sorcery, The Occult, The Supernatural, Vampire novel) (, )

A statue of Beelzebub suddenly appeared mysteriously atop Castle von Luftwaffen

Back on January 18th 1871 Germany united as a nation under Chancellor Otto von Bismarck.

Hwever unbeknownst to history Bismarck had a rival named Baron Hermann von Luftwaffen.

Baron Hermann von Luftwaffen at a huge banquet at Castle Luftwaffen on January 18th 1846, after overindulging in sauerkraut and sausage, decided on a whim to sell his soul to the demon Beelzebub for 25 years of wealth and power.

Baron von Luftwaffen got his 25 years of wealth and power.

However as January 18th 1871 approached, Baron Hermann von Luftwaffen started feeling nervous.

The demon Beelzebub would soon be arriving to collect his debt.

He also was ticked at the fact that Germany would soon become a united Empire for the first time in almost a millenium since the days of Frederick Barbarossa King of Germany and Holy Roman Emperor.

He was wanting to become the first Chancellor of a reunited Germany.

He was planning to send his rival Otto von Bismarck a large slice of poisoned venison (deer meat) for a banquet that the Prussian leader was planning.

Unfortunately for von Luftwaffen, Bismarck’s chef burnt the venison so the venison wasn’t served.

After consulting with a Church lawyer (a Jesuit), Baron Hermann von Luftwaffen discovered that if he could become immortal, his contract with Beelzebub would become null and void since he von Luftwafften couldn’t die and his body and soul couldn’t become separated.

The baron wasn’t sure how he could become immortal.

He didn’t have enough time to find the Fountain of Youth in Florida or search through various ancient, medieval and Renaissance documents for a possible elixir of eternal life or a spell to make him immortal.

However his spies informed him that the ancient Babylonian vampiress Lilith had been seen in Berlin.

Perhaps Lilith could turn him into a vampire and he could enjoy a form of vampiric immortality.

On January 17th 1871 Lilith turned Baron Hermann von Luftwaffen into a vampire.

Baron von Luftwaffen rode back in triumph to his ancestral home Castle von Luftwaffen.

He went for a walk atop his castle.

He was shocked to see a statue of Beelzebub atop one of his castle towers.

He was so shocked that he stood there absolutely petrified.

When morning arrived, the statue of Beelzebub came to life as the demon Beelzebub.

Beelzebub grinned and said,”Don’t you know that as a vampire you shouldn’t be standing there in the sunlight?”.

Baron Hermann von Luftwaffen gave an anguished cry as he burst into flames.

Beelzebub collected his soul.

-A vampire novel chapter
written by Christopher
Wednesday May 4th


  1. monimonikablog said,


  2. George F. said,

    I want the scene where Lilith erotically sucks his blood. That is the most sensuous things about hot Vampires like Lilith!

  3. Hyperion said,

    Indeed, a great tale from the crypt. You know, it’s hard to dislike Beelzebub. He bargained in good faith for the Baron’s soul and held up his end of the deal, then the Baron tried to cheat Beelzebub. There are some intrinsic rules of life appearing in the vampire chapters. One, don’t be an uglo on the bus when Pan Goatee is riding and two, don’t make agreements with Beelzebub you don’t plan to keep. After that, everything should be fine.

    • Dracul Van Helsing said,

      Indeed, after that, everything should be fine.

      • Hyperion said,

        I’m holding out for Set Enterprise to engage and save us from ourselves.

      • Dracul Van Helsing said,

        Yes, you know a company whose chief scientist is Dr. Cadbury Rocher (named after the types of chocolates we enjoyed as kids – Cadbury and Ferrero Rocher) is heading in the right direction.

      • Hyperion said,

        LoL 😂. We can’t lose if we put Dr Cadbury Rocher in charge of making sure Dr Falsie keeps Blowhard Biden’s Depends closet well stocked.

      • Dracul Van Helsing said,

        It really does say a lot about the Biden Administration that so many of its cabinet members have come right out of the closet and into the cabinet.

      • Hyperion said,

        There is this axiom of truth that says Democratic government reflects the will of the governed while other forms of authoritarian rule reflects the desire for power and wealth. In a Pootin and Butt Boy contrast we see the rise of Idiocracy merging into the perfect state of Willy, Nilly, to and fro. The principle method of government in this case is belly bucking and twerking along with a fair amount of explosive ordnance tossing.

      • Dracul Van Helsing said,

        A spot on political analysis.

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