Maria Orsic and Franz Kohler In The Inca Temple of Doom

May 10, 2022 at 9:40 pm (Archaeology, Espionage, Geopolitics and International Relations, History, International Intrigue, News, The Occult, The Supernatural, Vampire novel) (, , , , )

Nazi vampire Franz Kohler of the SS Ahnenerbe Occult Bureau and Maria Orsic of the Vril Society in an Inca temple in 1946.

The year was 1946.

The war was over.

And Franz Kohler of the Nazi SS Ahnenerbe Occult Bureau was in South America.

He was now a vampire.

Having been turned into a vampire by the ancient Babylonian vampiress Lilith in Berlin in the dying days of the Third Reich.

As for Maria Orsic the head of the Germanic Vril Society (a society made up of female psychics and mystics), she had been turned into an immortal by the Norse god Odin in Munich in 1923.

Odin had given her a cup of ambrosia to drink that he had won from the Greek god Zeus during a poker game in Paris.

Maria Orsic and Franz Kohler were currently in an unknown (to the world at large) Inca temple in northwestern Argentina.

The temple was dedicated to the Inca earth mother goddess Pachamama.

Inside the temple was a statue of Pachamama that was said could be used to summon Pachamama herself.

British archaeologist Digby Spencer Churchill (a distant cousin of Winston’s) was hunting for the statue.

Kohler as a dedicated Nazi did not want the statue to fall into the hands of the British and especially not into the hands of the Churchill family.

Unfortunately for Kohler and Orsic as they flew into the region by plane the map they had been given was drawn by a blind man who suffered from amnesia and had not been in the region since childhood.

Thus they were somewhat behind Digby Spencer Churchill in getting to the small statue.

They looked down into the bottom chamber of the temple with their guns drawn and saw Digby picking up the small statue.

“All right, Digby, put down that statue and put your hands up,” Kohler commanded.

“What happens if I don’t?” Digby inquired.

“We’ll shoot you dead,” Kohler replied.

Digby put down the statue but instead of putting his hands up, he reached into his own pocket and pulled out a gun and began firing at the vampire.

“Unfortunately for you, Digby, I’m a vampire so your bullets unless they’re silver are totally useless against me,” Kohler grinned.

“So that’s what my mother must have meant when she told me to get the lead out,” Digby reflected out loud.

“On the other hand, you did thoroughly wreck and ruin a nice 100,000 pesos suit,” Kohler looked at the bullet holes in his jacket and pants.

Kohler then shot Digby 5 or 6 times (he wasn’t sure how many cartridges the gun held and lost count).

“Bloody Hell,’ Digby sputtered, “Shooting a fellow before he’s had the chance to enjoy his afternoon tea. Awfully unsporting of you.”

Those were the final words Digby spoke before he kicked the bucket.

The bucket after Digby had kicked it landed on top of the statue and smashed it into a thousand pieces.

“Bloody Hell,” Kohler broke into an apoplectic vampiric fit.

“Perhaps,” Maria Orsic suggested, “If we take it to a Jesuit seminary somewhere in Argentina, they might know how to put it back together again.”

-A vampire novel chapter
written by Christopher
Tuesday May 10th
2022.

22 Comments

  1. George F. said,

    Classic line: ” drawn by a blind man who suffered from amnesia and had not been in the region since childhood.”

  2. Hyperion said,

    Excellent scene Chris. I felt like I was at the theater watching a classic noir tale. The pivotal scene was gripping and hilarious.

    • George F. said,

      I’m learning the truth must be wrapped in lies, metaphors and deception.

      • Dracul Van Helsing said,

        In times of war and looming totalitarianism , the truth must be wrapped under layers of lies, metaphors and deception.

        Fortunately those of the “Woke” mentality haven’t been taught logic and common sense (if they had, they wouldn’t be “woke”) so they’re unable to see the truth underneath the lies, metaphors and deception.

        If they could, they’d turn into raving foaming at the mouth lunatics like politically correct women do when they discover Roe vs. Wade might be overturned.

      • Hyperion said,

        Hi George! I have taken your advice and read Homo Deus and now reading Sapiens. Although Harari seems solidly in the Transhumanist corner, he does expose us for what we are; a collective of make believe and our greatest conflicts amongst ourselves is based on the most shallow of fantasies. I suppose this is why truth wrapped in lies, metaphors, and deception suits the current humanist so well. Me, being a Paleolithic archaic man, find it all difficult to follow but endlessly entertaining. Similar to a Neanderthal laughing at the silly Homo Sapiens.

      • George F. said,

        So the purpose of religion according to Harari is to bring people together to form tribes and groups. The “God” is secondary fiction…but anything the brings people together is good. Otherwise, what else would they have in common? What else is there to talk about except our shared beliefs, regardless of how fantastic? We long for something immutable as the reality before us, we realize, is so precarious. Our loved ones come…they go…there is nothing and no one to hang on to…except the never changing fiction…

      • Hyperion said,

        I believe you have explained it all in a short and concise paragraph. That is a skill, I wish I had. I have embraced every fantasy with cynical and satirical humor thinking my distortions would keep my mind safe from reality. As this late phase in life carries me willy nilly to the end, I find it harder to keep all the distortions sorted between mine and theirs.

      • George F. said,

        I used to get paid big bucks for these type of short and concise paragraphs…explaining what high-tech blowhards were trying to say in just a few words. I lived not for the money but for the applause. Hot chicks used to jump into my convertible MGB while I was parked at red lights! Oh, don’t get me talking about back in the day unless you want to see a grown man cry…so don’t go on about you being in your late phase of life running willy-nilly to the end. “Ask not for who the bell tolls” means a lot more to me now than ever…in fact, I don’t think I ever understand wtf this meant until recently as I’ve already heard the first belling tolling and chiming in the background. I am preparing to become one with the infinite void and less and less am I raging against the dying of the light! I am watching it all pass beneath me like water under a bridge and the water is going further and further faster and faster downstream while I stand on the shore in one spot with my hands on my cheeks looking like “The Scream” in the Edward Munch painting!

        But enough of me. When you gonna blog again? I haven’t forgotten and Akira still kicks me in the balls every now and random then.

      • Hyperion said,

        Magnificent my friend. I think about all the lovely adventures and still push myself out of the man chair to walk alone in the forest. I have a demanding yard always under attack by wild creatures of the insect world and invasive grasses far more clever than my domesticated Bermuda. So, there is that sense of divide and conquer to keep me feeling virile. My doctors all remind me that I’m 67 and some body parts can no longer be thrown into battle and ignored. Like the Samurai of old, I’ve taken up weed management and the occasional venture in reading and writing. I feel that same spot along the riverbank. I’m about to bust loose with Tribal again and try to drive to the ending. I could see the future of transhumanism driving us to revolution and a new vision of Tribal culture still alive and well in many parts of the world as the only viable solution for humankind. Tribalism only works for collectives small enough not to overrun their resources and permanently damage the environment. It’s a way of life based on interconnectivity and the laws of nature. I suspect after we melt Siberia, the Arctic, and Antarctica, we’ll have lots of island habitats to choose from, similar to the Philippines. I think I might like that lifestyle.

      • George F. said,

        You may be 67 but please remind yourself that seemingly everyone running this planet is a helluva lot older than you. (Which could explain many of our problems!) I’m still lifting weights and chasing my youth…attempting to keep virile…yesterday a woman not only saw me in Starbucks but spoke to me as well! I’m fully aware I can neither spread my DNA any further nor offer them a future…but I was both flattered and simultaneously shocked. When it comes to blogging and writing, I’m meditating on the question “what do I really bring to the party…” as this answer shapes itself in what’s left of my intellect, I my pick-up Akira where we left off…being tortured by “the man…” Seeing you do Tribal again might be the sharp Goose that I need.

      • Hyperion said,

        LOL! Yes indeed. I need look no further than Sleepy Joe to see how one can still bumble fudge their way through highly dysfunctional organizations. You are doing it right. 60 is the new 30. All we have to do is eat right and stay active. Lots of young whippersnappers still can’t keep up with me mentally or physically. I offer to tell them all of the secrets of women and the universe for a wee dram of good scotch. I always get the better deal that way. 😋🥃

      • George F. said,

        Queen Elizabeth II is 96 and the still wheel her out to the public…so get bloggin’ bro!

      • Hyperion said,

        I’m beginning to suspect the Queen is a transhumanist example of keeping people alive through science. I need to drink an extra cup of coffee and roll out of the man chair. It’s Bloggin’ time!

      • George F. said,

        Looking at her, Imma startin’ ta think the Adrenochrome rumors are fakking true…but Yo! Looking forward to your next chapter…

      • Hyperion said,

        I’m afraid our current geopolitical reality is more captivating than my fictional fantasies. But hey, in my world I know exactly what a woman is in my stories. In the real world, it seems to be in doubt.

      • Dracul Van Helsing said,

        In the real world and especially in Joe Biden’s cabinet.

      • Hyperion said,

        LMAO 🤣

      • Dracul Van Helsing said,

        🤣

      • George F. said,

        …and by the way…now that I’ve fully embraced the fact that my DNA has long ago run past its expiration date…I have plenty of time on my hands…

      • Hyperion said,

        Ha ha haaaa! That’s a positive view I’ll have to adopt as well.

    • Dracul Van Helsing said,

      Thanks, Daniel. 😀

      Glad you enjoyed the humour in the secene.

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