Friday The 13th May Style

May 13, 2022 at 10:51 pm (Geopolitics and International Relations, International Intrigue, News, The Supernatural, Vampire novel) (, , , )

Actress Gene Tierney in the 1945 movie Leave Her To Heaven

But not everyone can be left to Heaven.

For example the late Supreme Court Justice Ruth Bader Ginsburg who’s busy roasting away on her rotating barbeque spit down in Tartarus.

She has just been informed that she’s being sent down to a lower and even more sizzling temperature level.

“But, honestly,” Ruth protested, “I DIDN’T send them.”

. . .

Bill Gates was once again involved in another spastic action involving his hands.

As he was busy giving his one man impersonation of Cthulhu with his many arms, the demons Baal and Baphomet appeared to him.

“The WHO (World Health Organization) of which you and the Chinese Communist Party are the principal shareholders will soon be setting up the first One World Government in history if senile old fool Joe Biden manages to win the vote for signing the Pandemic Treaty that surrenders U.S. Nationl Sovereignty on national health care over to the WHO by May 22nd.”

The two demons and one spastic human cackle ominously.

. . .

Satanic AntiPope Jorge Mario Bergoglio (aka Pope Francis) spent today May 13th (The Feast Day of Our Lady of Fatima) praying in front of an idol of Pachamama.

The six Vampiric Knights-Templar (the only Knights-Templar to have survived French King Philip The Fair’s attack on the Knights Templar Order in France that happened on Friday the 13th October 1307) who had been staying in the Vatican since October 13th 2017 marked the day by throwing a statue of Our Lady of Fatima into the Tiber.

-A vampire novel chapter
written by Christopher
Friday May 13th
2022.

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10 Comments

  1. Hyperion said,

    The prophecy of Our Lady of Fatima seems ever closer to fruition. We need only wait for the reading of the seventh seal.

    • Dracul Van Helsing said,

      Yes, the opening of the Seventh Seal is looming.

      • Hyperion said,

        I suppose the opening of the seven seals was always looming, but I sincerely hoped to make it off the planet before it began. Now, I may just hang around and see how it all unfolds.

      • Dracul Van Helsing said,

        Yes, the opening of the Seven Seals and the spanking of the one naughty otter seem to be the top news stories of the 21st Century.

      • Hyperion said,

        I think naughty otters are sentient beings and should be allowed to start their own political party. It could save us from the doom and gloom of the current swamp bottom dwellers running the US currently. I mean who do we want, Jefferey the otter and his down river pole dancing otter girls staff or a demented old dude with a dirty diaper? We have an opportunity to save the world here.

      • Dracul Van Helsing said,

        That’s 100% correct, Daniel.

        As Jefferey the otter takes off his I DRINK GREEN MINNOW BEER shirt revealing his “Otter Down, Otter Down” cape, he proudly says, “This looks like a job for Super Otter”.

      • Hyperion said,

        And a new adventure in Otterworld begins as our tipsy caped crusaders delivers his fellow otters from mundanity.

      • Dracul Van Helsing said,

        Yes, mundanity in Otterworld is officially dead.

      • Hyperion said,

        Long live the party otter life!

      • Dracul Van Helsing said,

        Amen. 🙏🏻😇

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