A Darwinian Pox

May 18, 2022 at 10:21 pm (Aesthetics, Vampire novel) (, , )

Pan Goatee signs autographs on pineapples in a grocery store

Genetically created satyr serial killer Pan Goatee was walking downtown when a repulsive looking uglo tried to pass him on the sidewalk.

Goatee beheaded the uglo and cut her up into 999 trillion pieces.

Krampus dutifully carried the uglo’s remains down to Tartarus.

Later as he tried to catch a bus back home, a really super super repulsively pathetically ugly fat ugly blimp was waiting at the same stop.

The repulsive uglo’s name was She Who Consumes Too Many Buffalo Steaks On An Hourly Basis.

Goatee beheaded the fat repulsive uglo and cut her up into 999 trillion x 999 trillion x 999 trillion x 999 trillion x 999 trillion x 999 trillion x 999 trillion x 999 trillion x 999 trilion x 999 trillion x 999 trillion x 999 trillion x 999 trillion x 999 trillion x 999 trillion x 999 trillion x 999 trillion x 999 trillion x 999 trillion x 999 trillion x 999 trillion x 999 trillion x 999 trillion x 999 trillion x 999 trillion x 999 trillion x 999 trillion x 999 trillion x 999 trillion x 999 trillion x 999 trillion x 999 trillion x 999 trillion x 999 trillion x 999 trillion x 999 trillion x 999 trillion x 999 trillion x 999 trillion x 999 trillion x 999 trillion x 999 trillion x 999 trillion x 999 rillion x 999 trillion x 999 trillion x 999 trillion x 999 trillion x 999 trillion x 999 trillion x 999 trillion x 999 trillion x 999 trillion x 999 trillion x 999 trillion x 999 trillion x 999 trillion x 999 trillion x 999 trillion x 999 trillion x infinity and beyond x 999 trillion x ad infinitum etc. etc. pieces.

There was an almost infinite number of atoms, sub-atoms and sub-particles for Krampus to carry down to Tartarus.

Pan Goatee caught the C-Train LRT home instead.

Later he was walking towards a neighbourhood grocery store when a fat ugly blimp walked in front of him to enter an Auto Parts store.

Goatee beheaded the fat ugly blimp and cut her up into 999 trillion pieces remarking, “I imagine the springs on your automobile probably went kaput due to your enormous weight.”

Krampus carried both the fat ugly blimp’s remains and the flat as a pancake automobile down to Tartarus.

. . .

There are currently 30 cases of Monkeypox virus in Europe, 13 in the Canadian province of Quebec and one in the city of Boston Massachusetts in the U.S.

The demon Bideninus (a demon who definitely wasn’t very bright) wondered underneath his burning Dunce cap if Bill Gates had invested any money in a Monkeypox vaccine.

-A vampire novel chapter
written by Christopher
Wednesday May 18th
2022.

18 Comments

  1. George F. said,

    OMG ROFLMAO! It’s truly endless: There was an almost infinite number of atoms, sub-atoms and sub-particles for Krampus to carry down to Tartarus.

  2. George F. said,

    999 trillion x 999 trillion x…I read all these, counted them out, then imagined you sitting there typing. I howled.

  3. monimonikablog said,

    yeah! the monkeypox virus already landed in Germany, first case confirmed by the Bundeswehr today. Of course the vaxxxxx against it has been mixed a couple of years ago in 2019.
    no more words.

    • Dracul Van Helsing said,

      Indeed not.

      This is probably the second pandemic that’s coming that Bill Gates was shooting his mouth off about the past couple of years.

      If you’re the one planning the pandemics and you’re the major shareholder in WHO (World Health Organization) along with the CCP (Chinese Communist Party) , then of course you have definite insider information on what pandemic is coming.

      • monimonikablog said,

        but this is so obviously a fake, people can’t believe it. But it was in the news today. I won’t wear a monkey mask. I am out!

      • Dracul Van Helsing said,

        Same here.

        The past few days watching the news and the statements from WHO, “Nothing to worry about” remind me of the first few days of the Coronavirus plandemic back in January 2020 before WHO officially proclaimed a plandemic in early March of 2020.

  4. Hyperion said,

    In order to keep the cash flows at epic levels we need to sustain epic pandemics and of course sale a lot of vaccines to governments. One strain of the monkey pox is 5 times more deadly than corona virus but fortunately, not as contagious. The best way to avoid monkey pox is to wrap your monkey in cellophane until the infection has passed or your monkey has died. During an outbreak, you should avoid spanking your monkey.

    • Dracul Van Helsing said,

      Yes, it’s ironic that in the midst of a pandemic outbreak, we need to follow the advice our mothers gave us as young boys.

      Although I’m still waiting for blindness to hit.

      • Hyperion said,

        I did have to wear glasses from an early age.

      • Dracul Van Helsing said,

        Same here. 🤓

      • Hyperion said,

        Great minds are often traced to bold adolescent endeavors.

      • Dracul Van Helsing said,

        Very true.

        Inspired by Barbara Feldon as Agent 99 and Diana Rigg on The Avengers and Raquel Welch in One Million Years BC and whatever movie Sophia Loren was appearing in.

      • Hyperion said,

        Apparently, we have a parallel world of feminine role models.

      • Dracul Van Helsing said,

        That appears to be the case, my friend. 😀

        I wonder which one of us is Superman and which one of us is Bizarro? 😅😅😂

      • Hyperion said,

        Waaa haaa haaa! Well, it seems leaping tall buildings and out running a speeding locomotive is beyond me these days so, Bizarro might fit me better. 😜

      • Dracul Van Helsing said,

        LOL ! 😂

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