Lakota Sioux Princess Tanaka In Moscow

June 11, 2022 at 10:29 pm (Geopolitics and International Relations, International Intrigue, News, The Supernatural, Vampire novel) (, , , , , )

The Lakota Sioux Princess Tanaka dressed as a Gypsy woman in Moscow

The Lakota Sioux Princess Tanaka was walking the streets of Moscow.

She was dressed as a Gypsy woman.

Although she was not an employee of the Set Enterprises Intelligence Unit, she was a friend of both vampire hunter Dracul Van Helsing and British MP Renfield R. Renfield.

As such she volunteered to get involved in Set Enterprises’ latest intelligence operation against Russian President Vladimir Putin.

Set Enterprises Intelligence agent Miriam Hasafa had managed to infiltrate the inner circle of Russian President Vladimir Putin.

And now Tanaka was hoping to ensnare a Chechen warlord and ally of Vladimir Putin named Ramzan Kadyrov who had recently threatened to invade Poland over its suport of Ukraine.

Michelangelo the Psychic Lobster had had a vision of Chechen warlord Ramzan Kadyrov as a young boy.

Apparently the young Ramzan had had sexual fantasies about the gypsy Esmeralda the gypsy heroine of Victor Hugo’s novel The Hunchback of Notre Dame.

So Tanaka stood across from a restaurant in Moscow that Ramzan Kadyrov frequented.

The Chechen warlord was inside.

When Kadyrov exited, he noticed Tanaka standing across the street.

He walked in her direction.

Like all narcissistic misogynistic assholes (although he would not be called as such by Justin Trudeau since he was not a Canadian Freedom Convoy trucker), he grabbed Tanaka and without asking, he kissed her on the lips.

She promptly stabbed him in the right buttock with a needle containing a fast acting Polish poison.

Ramzan Kadyrov fell to the ground dead.

Tanaka slipped away into the Moscow night.

And was not seen again until she returned safely to London.

The Russian FSB found Kadyrov’s body and immediately rushed him to the laboratory of Dr. Nicht Werhoffen (who had been the chief mad scientist for the East German Stasi but was now the chief mad scientist for the Russian FSB) to see if the doctor could bring Kadyrov back from the dead.

-A vampire novel chapter
written by Christopher
Saturday June 11th
2022

6 Comments

  1. Suma Reddy said,

    he grabbed Tanaka and without asking, he kissed her on the lips. She promptly stabbed him in the right buttock with a needle containing a fast acting Polish poison. Ramzan Kadyrov fell to the ground dead 😲😲 he could’ve controlled his desperate desires for a min n save himself πŸ˜…πŸ˜… btw good one Chris

    • Dracul Van Helsing said,

      Thank you so much, Suma. πŸ™πŸ»β€

      Yes if Ramzan Kadyrov had controlled his desires, he’d stiil be alive today. πŸ˜…πŸ˜‚πŸ€£

  2. boharabhuwan7682 said,

    Nice

  3. Seoul Sister said,

    I love how she killed him with Polish poison in the buttocks of all places! Haha! That’s what he gets for expecting her to be his Esmeralda πŸ˜…πŸ˜‚πŸ€£πŸ˜†

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