Renfield’s Friday Night Podcast For June 24th 2022

June 24, 2022 at 9:50 pm (Geopolitics and International Relations, International Intrigue, News, Vampire novel) (, , )

Listening to Renfield’s Friday night podcast in a cafe

British MP Renfield R. Renfield was doing a Friday night podcast for today June 24th 2022.

Said Renfield, “Today we have some camera footage of the news rooms of the Antonio Gramscian cultural Marxist Neo-Bolshevik Communist New York Times, Washington Post and CNN right at the moment that the U.S. Supreme Court made a historic decision…”

The cameras show reporters and editors (men, women and those who are gender confused and pronoun paranoid) suddenly getting their panties into a knot and unable to move.

“Help,” all the journalists in these newsrooms shouted, “We’ve got our panties in a knot and we can’t move. Where’s the sword of Alexander the Great so we can cut all the Gordian Knots in our panties?”.

On a YouTube livestream of those Far Left young idiots and airheads known as the Young Turks, the airheaded female co-host was having a total mental breakdown.

She had already freaked out once before when the U.S. Supreme Court decision was preemptively leaked.

Now she was foaming at the mouth and gnashing her teeth before totally spontaneously combusting into flames and suddenly being eaten by a mini black hole 8 inches in diameter by 8 inches in diameter.

“What a small void,” Cactus O’ Void the talking and pipe smoking Irish cactus plant (genetically created by Set Enterprises’ Dr. Cadbury Rocher) remarked as he watched the livestream, “Where’s that black hole that’s trillions of miles in length and trillions of miles in width?”.

Nancy Pelosi appears wearing Justin Trudeau blackface and a coal dildo taped to the front of her pants in order to make a statement.

Concluded Renfield, “Now that the U.S. Supreme Court has made its decision, it can now be expected that demon possessed worshippers of Baal and Baphmet will be committing a summer of murder, mayhem and arson in response to today’s Supreme Court decision.”

-A vampire novel chapter
Written by Christopher
Friday June 24th
2022.

24 Comments

  1. voodooville said,

    I’m not sure what exactly the Supreme Court ruled on abortion. Did they leave it to the States, or better still to the individuals to decide?
    I’m not in favor of government ruling over peoples’ lives, the less there is government interference, the better.

    I don’t agree with abortion, it is morally wrong, but getting the government involved may not be a good idea.

  2. Seoul Sister said,

    Pelosi wearing a dildo as a statement! πŸ˜‚πŸ˜…πŸ€£, plus in Trudeau-sequel black face?! So true!
    I’m worried too for round 2 of the burning and pillaging to ensue, all in the name of social justice πŸ™„!

    • Dracul Van Helsing said,

      Yes, Judy, I expect we’ll see a lot of burning, anarchy and arson over the summer. πŸ”₯πŸ’₯

      All of which Joe Biden will silently approve of. πŸ‘πŸ»πŸ€‘

      • Seoul Sister said,

        He’ll be ready with his marshmallows 🀑

      • Dracul Van Helsing said,

        Yes and his hot watery fudge making machine which is located at the intersection of his rear end and the bottom of his Depends diapers. πŸ˜…

  3. Hyperion said,

    I’ve got a new metaphor for the behaviors of Homo wrecktus. Panties tied in gordian knots. The Supreme Court would never have gone down this political activist route if the counter revolution to the libertine Bolshevism hadn’t taken it as an opportunity to force Nancy Pelosi to wear black face and a coal dildo. Women were completely disregarded as a factor in this ploy of tits for Tats in the third ring of the Barnum and Bailey political circus. George Washington is rolling over in his grave wishing he had never crossed the Potomac to whip those German Hun mercenaries with his French riding crop. He could never have imagined the results would be AOC and Ted Cruse going at each other like they are in divorce court. It’s a sad day for America topping off a sad legacy of bumbling Idiocracy.

    • Dracul Van Helsing said,

      Yes, it appears that Benjamin Franklin’s illegitimate Loyalist son William was right after all.

      Ben is probably saying to Will in Purgatory, “Why didn’t you tell me to go fly a kite, son?”.

      “I did, dad, I did,” Will answers.

      • Hyperion said,

        Yes, I can hear that conversation clearly from my cubicle three pits of fire down from them. 🀣πŸ”₯🧯

      • Dracul Van Helsing said,

        LOL ! 🀣

      • Hyperion said,

        πŸ˜… I better be careful joking about being in Hell. I might wake up there one day and that is going to be a real disappointment.

      • Dracul Van Helsing said,

        Yes, you won’t be laughing then.

        As Jerry Lee Lewis’ lyric about “Goodness gracious! Great balls of fire!” takes a literal turn.

      • Hyperion said,

        I think that would be a moment where I am overcome with regret. I better find out the rules for dispensation and climbing the rings to a better view. I’d find a way to get assigned to the ring with all the Hollywood starlets during the golden age of movies.

      • Dracul Van Helsing said,

        You’ll probably find me there as well, Daniel.

      • Hyperion said,

        LOL, I’ll count on you for introductions and biographies. 😁

      • Dracul Van Helsing said,

        πŸ˜…πŸ˜‚πŸ€£

  4. Hetty Eliot said,

    The schadenfreude at these green-haired servants of Satan losing their minds is real. On the other hand, the one demon having left, it looks like it’s going to bring seven more with it.

    • Dracul Van Helsing said,

      Yes, seven worse demons seem to be entering the minds of people everywhere these days.

      Especially those busily writing documents attacking the traditional Latin liturgy and attacking those people refusing to update to the spirit of Vatican II.

      • Hetty Eliot said,

        Ugh don’t get me started on that… The more I study the issue, the more depressed I get and the more flabbergasted that anyone thinks the NO is equal to or better than the old (real) one. I have both missals, I have laid them side-by-side and gone line by line; there is simply no arguing they represent the same beliefs.

      • Dracul Van Helsing said,

        Yes, it’s like as recorded in the Third Secret of Fatima which I found online in the full message of Our Lady of Akita “Many rotten changes at Rome will be retained”.

        And also the line, “Satan will infiltrate to the very top of the Catholic Church.”

        Gee, I wonder who warming the seat of the occupant of the Chair of Peter fits that description.

      • Hetty Eliot said,

        Did you see the Vatican Jubilee logo?

      • Dracul Van Helsing said,

        I did.

        I wrote a blog post about it called Ghost of Richard M. Nixon Comments On An Award Winning Logo.

      • Hetty Eliot said,

        Dang how’d I miss it. I’ll check it out.

      • Dracul Van Helsing said,

        Hope you enjoy it. πŸ˜€

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