Aztec Vampire Princess Qonzilqointec Not Impressed With Nancy Pelosi

June 27, 2022 at 10:13 pm (Geopolitics and International Relations, International Intrigue, News, The Supernatural, Vampire novel) (, , , , , )

The Aztec vampire princess Qonzilqointec

The Aztec vampire princess Qonzilqointec had been invited to the swearing-in ceremony of Rep. Mayra Flores (Republican- Texas 34th Congressional District) the first Mexican-born woman to be elected to the U.S. House of Representatives.

Rep. Flores had won a June 14th Special Election in the district (the Democratic incumbent had resigned his seat) giving Republicans control of a house seat long held by Democrats.

Rep. Flores’ swearing-in had happened last Tuesday June 21st 2022.

During the swearing-in ceremony, House Speaker Nancy Pelosi had elbowed Rep. Flores’ young daughter to the side during a photo-op.

The Aztec vampire princess Qonzilqointec was definitely not impressed with Nancy Pelosi’s actions.

“What a bitch,” Qonzilqointec was heard to say.

“Do you mean witch?” A reporter asked.

“Both,” Qonzilqointec answered.

In a podcast, British MP Renfield R. Renfield had remarked, “If the world wasn’t aware what a scumbag Nancy Pelosi is before, it should be aware of it now.”

. . .

Senile old fool Joe Biden was sitting at his Oval Office desk and wondering when the Age of Aquarius would begin.

“Remember that late 1960s rock musical Hair had a song about the dawning of the Age of Aquarius,” Biden reminisced to his pot smoking cactus plant Sweet Dementia, “When is the Age of Aquarius supposed to begin? Or has it begun already? Or will it begin soon?”.

Sweet Dementia did not answer but continued to exhale marijuana smoke.

“Speaking of hair,” Biden mused aloud, “I wonder what a vampiress’ hair smells like?”.

“You’re never going to find out, you pervert,” a vampire bat commented as it flew by the Oval Office window.

. . .

The Aztec vampire princess Qonzilqointec used the Nikola Tesla invented teleporter hidden in plain sight on top of the Washington Monument Obelisk to teleport to Rome.

She landed at the top of the Vatican Obelisk in Rome and then flew to the Vatican apartments of Samhain Cardinal Salaman with whom she had a pre-arranged meeting.

“What is it you wish to see me about?” Qonzilqointec inquired.

“Do you know any demons?” Samhain Cardinal Salaman asked.

“I know a few,” Qonzilqointec nodded, “Why do you ask?”.

“Because Pope Francis in his working Vatican Synod document entitled Walking Together On Synodality says “The merciful heart loves demons” and I’d like to know what demons think of this new papal pronouncement,” Cardinal Salaman explained.

Outside the Vatican apartment window of Samhain Cardinal Salaman, the cigarette smoking demon Asmodeus sang (while the little green frog Nimrod played the harmonica), “This is the dawning of the Age of Aquarius…”

“Where’s the sunshine?” sang an evil and stupid vampire named Count Justin who burst into flames when the Cosmos answered his musical request.

-A vampire novel chapter
written by Christopher
Monday June 22nd
2022.

8 Comments

  1. George F. said,

    Bwitch might be a brand new word.

    • George F. said,

      That I made up after reading your blog. β€œBoth,” Qonzilqointec answered.

      • Dracul Van Helsing said,

        Congratulations on making it up. πŸ‘πŸ»

      • George F. said,

        Paul must invent his own language to have a true cult…uh, religion. I’m practicing.

      • Dracul Van Helsing said,

        Yes, a lot of cults do invent their own language.

        L. Ron Hubbard certainly did.

    • Dracul Van Helsing said,

      Bwitch is an excellent word, George. πŸ˜€

  2. Hyperion said,

    Fancy Piglosi is really Cerebus with poorly applied lipstick.

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