Ivana Petrovka and Howard Hughes

June 28, 2022 at 10:09 pm (Geopolitics and International Relations, International Intrigue, News, The Supernatural, Vampire novel) (, , )

Russian Soviet KGB agent Ivana Petrovka in 1958

In 1958, it had come to the attention of Soviet leader Nikita Khrushchev that the eccentric American business tycoon, inventor and film producer Howard Hughes had come up with a design for a flying boat that was even bigger and faster than Hughes’ original flying boat the Hughes H-4 Hercules (also known as the Spruce Goose).

Although construction had not yet begun on the craft, it was rumoured that Howard Hughes had personally done a detailed composite sketch of the futuristic plane that was designated the Hughes H-6 Hercules and nicknamed the Casanova Goose.

The Soviet Politbureau were anxious to get their hands on the sketch and produce a flying boat.

Their best way of getting through to Hughes, Khrushchev was told, was through a beautiful woman.

And so KGB agent Ivana Petrovka was sent to seduce Howard Hughes.

Naturally Hughes succumbed to Ivana’s charms.

When Hughes woke up the next morning, he discovered that he was alone in bed and his detailed composite sketch (the only one in existence) of the Hughes H-6 Hercules Casanova Goose was gone.

The billionaire became so depressed that he stayed at a film studio near his home for four months.

He stayed in the studio’s darkened screening room and didn’t leave.

He ate only chocolate bars and chicken and drank only milk.

And undoubtedly went on to suffer the worst case of constipation in all recorded history.

. . .

“It’s a relief,” said Joe Biden as his Depends diapers exploded at the G-7 summit in Schloss Elmau, Germany.

And Canada’s Neo-Stalinist tyrant Justin Trudeau found himself covered in what he was personally full of.

. . .

The London based billionaire ancient Egyptian vampire Set was sitting at the desk in his study at his colossal West London mansion Estate.

He was examining a Set Enterprises Intelligence Unit report from Russia.

Apparently the Kremlin had just built themselves a flying boat based on a prototype sketch that Howard Hughes had made that had been stolen by a beautiful female Russian Soviet KGB agent 64 years ago.

Now his agents in Moscow were trying to determine what use Vladimir Putin intended for the flying boat.

Set turned his attention to his newspapers where among the headline items he had circled was the tragic deaths of at least 51 migrants in a tractor trailer truck that was left sweltering and abandoned on a remote back road in San Antonio, Texas.

Set was planning to send Intelligence Units to both Texas and Mexico to find who was ultimately responsible.

Back on October 23rd 2019, 39 Vietnamese migrants (31 men and 8 women) were found dead in the refrigerator trailer of a lorry in Grays, Essex, United Kingdom.

Set had ordered the Set Enterprises Intelligence Unit to find out who was ultimately responsible.

The human smuggling operation was ultimately part of a series of criminal operations controlled by a billionaire who gave the public persona of being as pure as the driven snow.

The billionaire had disappeared in October 2019.

Fate unknown.

The truth was Set (after reading the Set Enterprises Intelligence Unit report on the matter) had invited the criminal billionaire to London to discuss an investment deal.

Set then locked the man in a refrigerator unit down at Set Enterprises for a 24-hour period.

Later the man was removed and his body de-thawed.

The body was then ripped to shreds by the claws of the Set Estate’s ferocious guard cat Nefertiti Galore.

Set fired off the directives to his Intelligence Unit teams on the ground in Texas and Mexico.

He then arranged for the purchase of a used tractor trailer truck that would be parked in the Mojave Desert in California.

And dirigibles on stand-by to fly those ultimately responsible for the migrant deaths in San Antonio to the Mojave Desert where they would enjoy the billionaire ancient Egyptian vampire Set’s Hotel California hospitality.

-A vampire novel chapter
written by Christopher
Tuesday June 28th


  1. Nguyễn Thị Phương Trâm said,

    Very entertaining Christopher, I don’t why but I found the constipation after eating only chicken and chocolate more traumatising than being shredded by a guard cat. :))

  2. Seoul Sister said,

    Hughes turned into a living Nosfertu with his strange fears, what would he have done during this plandemic? Michael Jackson too, I guess wealth makes you a germ phobe.

    • Dracul Van Helsing said,

      Yes, wealth does have the habit of turning people into germ phobes.

      • Seoul Sister said,

        I think we’re onto something, the Covidians seem to be relatively wealthy and the ones whore resisting tend to be working class folks! I’m an anomaly as always, I worked in white collar but never lost my blue collar roots and never want to. 🙂

      • Dracul Van Helsing said,

        Yes, the wealthy have a lot of leisure time on their hands.

        Which they use to worry and stress about stupid things and to micro-manage other people.

        Ever since the so-called Age of Enlightenment, the elites alway thought of themselves as being Enlightened (like Russia’s Catherine the Great writing letters to Voltaire) and think they know better than the blue collar workers what’s good for them.

      • Seoul Sister said,

        Catherine the great, I remember reading somewhere about her sexual perversions, something about her having sex with a horse, wonder if it was true. The elites are such bored pervs, it wouldn’t surprise me.

      • Dracul Van Helsing said,

        Yes, I think I remember reading about Catherine and a horse.

        I don’t know if that story is true or not.

        I do know that Jean-Jacques Rousseau one of the fathers of the French Enlightenment engaged in activities that today would be called sadomasochism.

        And sexual perversion does seem to thrive among the elites.

      • Seoul Sister said,

        I think the so called Enlightenment was full of Libertines, aka pervs. While the peasants were busy making and doing all the work, including wiping the King’s ass, the elites had nothing better to do then be pedos and animal rapists, much like today’s time.

      • Dracul Van Helsing said,

        That’s very true, Judy.

        And people like Maximilien Robespierre, who claimed to be acting in the name of the common people, became a worse despot than a king and beheaded everyone of all classes left, right and center.

      • Seoul Sister said,

        Many theorize that the pyramid worshippers, the masons were behind the French Revolution and all other major wars. Robespierre went mad with power, absolute power absolutely corrupts!

      • Dracul Van Helsing said,

        It does indeed.

        Yes, I’ve heard that Masons were heavily involved in the French Revolution.

      • Seoul Sister said,

        The masons are the hidden hand, that’s why they posed that way from Napoleon to George Washington.

      • Dracul Van Helsing said,

        That’s right.

        And Soviet dictator Josef Stalin also posed that way in a few photos.

        And on a few occasions Justin’s stepdad Pierre Elliot Trudeau.

      • Seoul Sister said,

        Yup, Grant and Lee were both masons fighting on opposite sides during the civil war, modern politicians like Ted Cruz and even silly Prince Harry posed like that too. His wax museum figure even had him in that pose haha!

      • Dracul Van Helsing said,

        I guess Mme. Tussaud’s thought that would be less shocking than a wax figure of Prince Harry kissing a wax figure Meghan Markle’s butt. 😅

      • Seoul Sister said,

        Ha! 😅😂🤣😂 so true!

      • Dracul Van Helsing said,


      • Seoul Sister said,

        Ha! I meant to write “who are not” Not “whores”! 😎 Darn spellcheck!

      • Dracul Van Helsing said,

        LOL ! 😅

  3. Hyperion said,

    Another excellent historical timeline demonstrating how one thing leads to another. I especially enjoyed the breakaway to the exploding Depends and neo Stalinist elitist Just Crap True Dope once again caught in public wearing black face. Sniff the Biden bootie and reap the Poo storm. The ancient business tycoon vampire Set has a sense of equal justice where punishments fit the crime. I can’t wait to see what he has in store for Pootin and his band of merry bootie sniffers joy riding in the Romantic Goose.

    • Dracul Van Helsing said,

      Thank you, Daniel.

      Yes, it will be interesting to see what happens aboard the Romantic Goose.

      • Hyperion said,

        I see a Rocky and Bullwinkle adventure with Boris and Natasha.

      • Dracul Van Helsing said,

        LOL ! 😂

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