Dancing With The Devil In The Pale Moonlight

June 29, 2022 at 9:36 pm (Geopolitics and International Relations, International Intrigue, News, Vampire novel) (, )

Sastache was a minor demon in the hierarchy of Hell.

He was wondering how he could become a major demon.

He followed Krampus around.

Krampus picked up the remains of genetically created satyr serial killer Pan Goatee’s victims.

Tonight as Pan Goatee boarded a bus, he noticed a repulsive ugly looking woman and her moronic looking IQ boyfriend sitting on the bus.

So he beheaded them both and cut them up into 999 trillion pieces each.

Another ugly looking woman boarded the bus at the next stop and Goatee likewise beheaded that uglo and cut her up into 999 trillion pieces.

Krampus carried all the remains back to Hell.

Sastache decided he would not like that job.

Earlier in the day, he had followed the demon Baal around.

Baal was present when Jorge Mario Bergoglio (aka Pope Francis) blessed Nancy Pelosi at a meeting between the pair.

Later Nancy Pelosi received Communion at a Mass presided over by Pope Francis.

Sastache decided that he did not like Baal’s job.

As it seemed to involve associating with octogenarian old fools.

He then followed Mephistopheles.

Mephistopheles was currently working with Asclepius the Greek god of medicine and Dr. Johann Georg Faust in producing antidotes to the Covid-19 virus.

Their latest work was Paxlovid which was Pfizer’s new Covid-19 antiviral pill.

The pill was given to the quadruple vaccine boostered Dr. Anthony Fauci who promptly got Covid as a result.

The so-called Paxlovid rebound had happened to other patients as well.

And so U.S. taxpayers were now on the hook for $10.5 billion in financing the experimental treatment under a deal that Pfizer cut with the administration of senile old fool Joe Biden.

Sastache decided that he did not like Mephistopheles’ job as it meant dealing with octogenarian fools like Dr. Anthony Fauci and septuagenarian old fools like Joe Biden.

Sastache decided that he’d dress up like Jack Nicholson’s portrayal of The Joker in the 1989 Tim Burton film Batman and climb up to the top of the Sears Tower now called the Willis Tower in Chicago (because that great lover of demons Blase Cardinal Cupich the Archbishop of Chicago said he could use the publicity) and say, “Have you ever danced with the Devil in the pale moonlight?”.

Sastache stood quietly atop the ex-Sears Tower and waited for an answer.

-A vampire novel chapter
Wednesday June 29th


  1. Seoul Sister said,

    It’s too bad that Covid has a 99.8 recovery rate, Fauci will most likely survive. Sigh.

    • Dracul Van Helsing said,

      Yes, Judy, it is very sad that Fauci will survive.

      Unless of course he took the actual vaccines and not placebos.

      In which case his immunity rate will have been lowered.

      As UK and Israeli statistics (which the global mainstream media ignore) show that the greatest number of Covid deaths occur among the vaccinated.

      And the more you’ve been vaccinated, the greater your chances of croaking.

  2. George F. said,

    It’s always the taxpayer who’s on the hook.

    • Dracul Van Helsing said,

      Very true, George.

      Just as it’s always the money wasting politician who’s on the hooker.

  3. Hyperion said,

    Have you ever wondered what the Hell Satan is going to do with 10 billion sinners while heaven is a Tiny palace with only a few hundred staff and no peasants. It just seems like all the planning didn’t work out right. Who would have dreamed that Heaven is smaller than Lichtenstein.

    • Dracul Van Helsing said,

      Certainly not Pope Francis.

      As he’s squeezed away in a fiery furnace sardine can.

      • Hyperion said,

        Hell will need a whole new section for all the Popes.

      • Dracul Van Helsing said,

        Indeed they will.

      • Hyperion said,

        I think an adequate punishment for the leftist sinners would be to dig the 11th ring of Hell for all the transhumanists and globalists. And for the right wing Neo Nazis, we’ll they have to listen to Pootin teach them the virtues of being a member of the Bolshevik Proletariat.

      • Dracul Van Helsing said,

        That would be a very apt punishment for them all.

        I remember my Grade 10 Political Science teacher in High School Mr. Robert Johnston thought of the political spectrum not as a straight line but as a circle.

        So that the far left was right next to the far right.

        “Such is the nature of totalitarianism,” he told us his students, “They only differ in a matter of degree not in kind.”

        The older I get, the more I realize he was spot on.

      • Hyperion said,

        I do believe your political science teacher understood politics quite well. What a unique opportunity it must have been to learn from a master instead of a pretender.

      • Dracul Van Helsing said,

        It was.

        I also took a Philosophy course from him in the 2nd semester of Grade 10.

        And then took Social Studies from him in Grade 11.

        I find that it was his sayings in all those classes that I nost remember from all my High School teachers since then.

      • Hyperion said,

        What a remarkable educator he must have been.

      • Dracul Van Helsing said,

        He was. 🙂

      • Hyperion said,

        I like very much that you share the wisdom of your father and those people who you met that lived remarkable lives.

      • Dracul Van Helsing said,

        Yes, they’ve definitely made me who I am.

      • Hyperion said,

        I feel sorry for today’s youth. Their only true access to education is Pornhub.

      • Dracul Van Helsing said,

        That’s correct.

        As I once wrote in a letter to William F. Buckley Jr. (That was answered by his secretary Mona Charon) describing the Playboy magazine culture (which was far tamer than today’s Pornhub), “Reading and writing may go by the board but in doing what comes naturally, everyone scored.”

      • Hyperion said,

        LoL! Another prescient observation Chris. Doing what comes natural is about the only thing being done these days.

      • Dracul Van Helsing said,

        Very true, Daniel. 😂

      • Hyperion said,

        I often think we are digressing back to our monkey nature full of monkey business.

      • Dracul Van Helsing said,

        Which probably explains why the WHO is holding yet another meeting on the spread of monkeypox.

      • Hyperion said,

        Indeed, monkey pox is a sure sign monkey business is on the rise.

      • Dracul Van Helsing said,

        As Henry IV’s Falstaff would have said if he had been the gay Iago of Othello, “The pox is upon us.”

      • Hyperion said,

        Followed closely by, “A pox, a pox. My kingdom for a pox.” Where upon the fairy crowds did holler cancel, cancel, cancel the damned Plantegenet and put a proper Lancaster on the toilet, er thrown. And in the distance a monkey doth holler with indignation for the pox was not his doing.

      • Dracul Van Helsing said,

        ROTFLMFAO ! 😅😂🤣

      • Hyperion said,


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