Mistress of The Dark

June 30, 2022 at 10:59 pm (Entertainment, Film, Horror, Mystery/horror, Mythology, Short Story, Television, TV Shows, Vampire novel) (, , , , )

Greek goddess Aphrodite filling in for vintage horror movie TV show hostess Vampira on a summer evening in Los Angeles in 1954

Vampira hosted a vintage horror movie TV show on the Los Angeles ABC TV affiliate KABC-TV from 1954 to 1955.

It was a summer evening in 1954 and Vampira had come down with laryngitis.

How was she to host her show tonight?

It was fortunate for Vampira that her drinking companion that night was the Greek goddess Aphrodite.

Aphrodite volunteered to fill in for her.

The scene now switches to a Los Angeles home where 8-year-old Henry a rather precocious boy used to go downstairs to the living room while his parents were asleep and turn on the family black and white TV on low volume and watch The Vampira Show on late night TV.

Tonight he was doing the same again.

The show’s announcer announced, “Regrettably Vampira is unable to host the show tonight…”

“Awwww…” said Henry.

“However Aphrodite is going to fill in for her and here’s Aphrodite…”

“Yay,” said Henry when he saw her.

Henry didn’t think much of the movie being shown but he did like the scenes where Aphrodite gave commentary.

Having divine sight, the goddess saw the psychopathic clown that had entered Henry’s family home and was holding a knife over Henry as the boy sat on the floor in front of the television.

She grabbed the vampire stake from inside the movie being shown and putting her hand through the TV screen in the living room staked the psychopathc clown to death.

“Wow, cool,” Henry enthused.

His mother was not so enthusiastic when she saw the mess on the living toom floor the next morning.

Henry was unable to sit down comfortably for the next week.

-A short story
and vampire novel chapter
written by Christopher
Thursday June 30th



  1. Hyperion said,

    I remember watching Vampira summer reruns and being very young and nearly house trained, I was fascinated with her large breasts and felt a strong urge to suckle as all primate infants are want to do. I enjoyed the movies that sometimes had a young Vincent Price playing some nefarious role. What a synchronicity as I too was sometimes spanked for blowing up my diaper on the living room floor watching black and white TV and being frustrated that I couldn’t adjust the tin foil on the rabbit ears like my father could. I and the cat were hard on furniture and waxed wood floors in those days and mom was equally hard on my bulbous red baby butt.

    • Dracul Van Helsing said,

      I guess you and your bulbous red baby butt must have been the inspiration for this story, Daniel. 😅😂🤣

      • Hyperion said,

        Waaa haaaa haaaa! 😂. I seriously remember watching TV and thinking people were behind the glass talking to me so I talked back. Sadly, it seemed they couldn’t hear me.

      • Dracul Van Helsing said,

        Yes, when i was a kid, I thought people on the other side of the screen were real and talking to me as well. 😂

      • Hyperion said,

        Now it’s too scary to venture to the other side of the screen 📺

      • Dracul Van Helsing said,

        Yes, it is. 📺😱

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