The Duck Called Samuel Puddlington Raises A Glass

July 30, 2022 at 8:06 pm (Humour, News, Poetry) (, , , , , )

The duck called Samuel Puddlington raised a glass
For he was no fowl pain in the ass
Unlike a certain Canadian PM
Known for his constant flow from a BM

The duck thought of flying to the Far East
But then thought Xi might make of him a Peking feast
Xi already threatened to shoot down Nancy Pelosi over Taiwan
News that Vladimir Putin took with a shrug and a yawn

Samuel Puddlington said “A toast! A toast!”
For of this champagne, he must make the most
The vintage was an excellent year of which few can boast
And the fish Samuel ate was fresh from the coast

Samuel was joined by his friends a frog and a hare
The frog contemplated AOC in lingerie wear
For he self-identified as human
Though he had an amphibian stare

-A Samuel Puddlington poem
written by Christopher
Saturday July 30th



  1. Seoul Sister said,

    I especially like the rhyming poem. πŸ™‚

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