The Demon Buffalo Sends A Text Message

August 4, 2022 at 10:11 pm (Aesthetics, Folklore, Geopolitics and International Relations, International Intrigue, Mythology, News, Sorcery, The Occult, The Supernatural, Vampire novel) (, , , , , , )

The Norse trickster god Loki was getting increasingly ticked off that genetically created satyr Pan Goatee was bumping off his (Loki’s) genetically created female uglo offspring.

So much so that demons allied with Loki were playing interference with the traffic lights at the intersection where the bus that Pan Goatee was riding was stopped.

The demons held up the traffic lights even longer than usual.

Finally when the light finally turned green, the bus was unable to quickly turn left because a couple of slow moving pedestrians (at a traffic corner that rarely had any pedestrians) were being outraced by snails as they crossed the street.

To make matters even worse for Pan Goatee, the slow moving pedestrian bimbos were also a couple of super repulsive female uglos.

Pan opened the bus window across from him, put his astral laser machete on auto-pilot and threw it out the window.

The astro laser machete then beheaded both of the super repulsive female uglos and cut them up into 999 trillion pieces each.

Loki did an impersonation of Joe Biden doing a major blow out in his Depends diapers when he heard the news that Pan had beheaded a couple more of his ugly uglo female progeny at the satanic demonically controlled traffic crossing.

The rest of Pan’s afternoon bus trip went off without incident.

However later that night Pan went out for an evening bus trip and on the way back home Pan saw the same purple and pink haired uglo getting on board the bus as he had beheaded and dismembered last night.

“What I thought I had killed you last night, bitch,” Pan reached for his astral laser machete, “Quite inconsiderate of you not to stay dead especally when Krampus carried your remains to the lower circles of Tartarus.”

Unbeknownst to Pan, the evil mad scientist Dr. Anthony Fauci (an ally of Loki) had genetically created a clone of the purple and pink haired uglo.

So after the original had been beheaded and dismembered last night, Dr. Fauci had arranged for the uglo’s clone to board the bus at the same uglo bat time in the same uglo bat neighbourhood.

The genetically cloned uglo was now being beheaded and cut up into 999 trillion pieces.

After the beheading and multiple trillion dismemberment of the uglo clone, Pan Goatee received a text message from the Demon Buffalo of Buffalo Lake and Lac Ste. Anne.

Said the Demon Buffalo, “Here’s more information about the Great Western Grandmother who was invoked by a Huron shaman at the Citadel in Quebec City last week in the presence of satanic AntiPope Francis, his retinue of bishops and cardinals as well as the pale faced (as opposed to black faced) Justin Trudeau. The Great Western Grandmother who’s called Spider Grandmother in the folklore and traditions of the Hopi, Zuma, Navajo and Pueblo peoples.
The Great Western Grandmother is also called Toci Yoalticitl (“Our Grandmother The Nocturnal Physician”) by the Aztecs.
She is apparently an earth goddess who inhabits the sweatbath according to the Aztecs.
She was called Ixchel by the Mayas (she appears as a supposedly good alien being in New Age writer Madeleine L’ Engle’s book A Wrinkle In Time) and she has 4 symbols in 4 different colours – red, white, black and yellow which are associated with the 4 different segments of the Universe.
The name Ixchel means “Rainbow Woman” which is probably why the sodomites and transgenders adopted the rainbow as their symbol and why Pope Francis’ Vatican is so prone to displaying the Pride rainbow.
Interestingly enough on her head Ixchel wore a serpent and the pattern on her skirt was of bones in the form of a Cross.”

-A vampire novel chapter
written Thursday August 4th
2022.

6 Comments

  1. Hetty Eliot said,

    So it’s okay to worship Western Demonic Grandma but not to worship the way we have for hundreds of years…

    Did you see what that evil bastard Cupich did to the ICKSP in Chicago?

    • Dracul Van Helsing said,

      I did.

      He totally shut them down.

      I first became familiar with Blase Cupich when I lived in Vancouver.

      Back at Christmas 2013 one of the cable channels from Spokane that was picked up in Vancouver showed a Midnight Mass service from Spokane.

      I watched it.

      Cupich was then the bishop of Spokane.

      There were all sorts of peculiarities about the service.

      Then when Cupich gave his sermon, I said, “This guy’s a Communist.”

      So when Francis named him Archbishop of Chicago, that told me a lot about Francis.

      • Hetty Eliot said,

        What makes it even sicker is that it’s their headquarters and they are in the middle of building themselves a new church. I’m not sure if it’s true but I read that when their church had burned down, Cupich kept the insurance money and they had to fundraise the rest of it themselves. Now they own the property, but I’m sure there was a ploy involved there.

      • Dracul Van Helsing said,

        Considering it’s Cupich, I wouldn’t be surprised if there wasn’t a ploy involved there.

  2. Seoul Sister said,

    Really interesting the symbology around Ixchel, rainbow flag included. It makes me mad that the innocent rainbow that most kids love was purposefully stolen away from children by LGBTQ.

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