Athena In Kyiv

August 25, 2022 at 10:47 pm (Espionage, Geopolitics and International Relations, Ghost Story, History, International Intrigue, News, The Supernatural, Vampire novel) (, , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , )

The Greek goddess Athena was in Kyiv the capital of Ukraine.

She was having a photograph in black and white taken of her by the ghost of Orson Welles.

Athena remarked, “Coloured photographs in Vogue Magazine are for the Zelenskys. I much prefer a black and white photograph taken by the great Orson Welles.”

Volodymyr Zelensky the President of Ukraine and his wife Olena had recently had coloured photographs of themselves taken by VOGUE Magazine and were featured as the main subjects in a recent issue of the magazine.

Including a photograph of them making out while wearing clothes.

Showing the world that Ukrainians did not always have to be in their birthday suits while making love.

At the moment that Athena was getting her photo taken by the ghost of Orson Welles, Russian President Vladimir Putin was in Moscow wearing a bear skin rug and making out with U.S. Congresswoman Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez who was undertaking a secret undercover mission on behalf of the senile Joe Biden Administration.

The bear skin rug that Putin was wearing had belonged to a Russian brown bear that had been killed by fallout shrapnel from the car bomb blast that had killed Darya Dugina the daughter of Russian ultra-nationalist philosopher Aleksandr Dugin.

Russia had accused a female Ukrainian operative of planting the bomb and fleeing to Estonia.

According to the Set Enterprises Intelligence Unit, the bomb had been built by the Nazi vampire Dr. Eichmann Mengele who had headed the American CIA’s Science and Research Division since 1950.

Interestingly enough the Russian brown bear killed by the Dugin car bomb blast (whose body and fur had now been turned by the President of Russia into his own personal conjugal relations rug with AOC as the first lucky recipient of the furry embrace) had been possessed for a number of years by the ghost of Grigori Rasputin the Russian monk and mystic who had served as advisor and healer to the Imperial Russian Romanov Family of Czar Nicholas II.

Several years back Hades the Greek god of the Underworld had granted the ghost of Grigori Rasputin a dispensational release from the realm of Hades.

The mystic mad monk’s spirit then took possession of a Russian brown bear’s body and had been possessing it ever since.

That is until the date of the Dugin car bombing on Saturday August 20th 2022.

When the bear had been killed by fallout shrapnel from the car bombing.

The bear’s last recorded words were, “I never got to have tea and marmalade with Her Majesty Queen Elizabeth II like Paddington did.”

Vladimir Putin was now thinking of digging up Rasputin’s body at Tsarskoye Selo and after a heavy retouch at MacPherson’s Funeral Parlour in Moscow (Scottish undertakers and morticians were the best) have Rasputin’s ghost take possession of his original body.

Putin had sent Patriarch Kirill of Moscow to negotiate with the underworld god Hades on his behalf.

Patriarch Kirill had recently been called “Vladimir Putin’s altar boy” by George Soros’ altar boy Pope Francis.

As Vladimir Putin sat on the bear skin rug smoking a cigarette and singing “He’s got the whole world in his hands…”, AOC lay back on the bear skin rug with a look of total esctasy on her face.

She sighed, “I’ve never known a real man until now.”

Putin commented, “Well, you’ve got to stop hanging around with members of Joe Biden’s cabinet.”

Meanwhile in London, England, as the Greek goddess Athena was getting photographed in Kiev, the ghost of Sir Winston Churchill was complaining to British MP Renfield R. Renfield that the famous original December 1941 Yousuf Karsh taken photograph of Winston Churchill that had been hanging in the Chateau Laurier Hotel in Ottawa had been stolen and replaced with a copy about 8 months ago and hotel staff had only noticed now.

As Welles was finishing up the photo session, vampire hunter Dracul Van Helsing walked into the room and started making out with the goddess Athena.

“Not again,” Welles sighed.

-A vampire novel chapter
written by Christopher
Thursday August 25th


  1. voodooville said,

    I thought Volodymyr Zelensky was as gay as Yuval Noah Harari, and part of WEF (World Eunuchs Forum)

    • Dracul Van Helsing said,

      Yes I imagine the Vogue photos were quite literally a cover for Volodymyr Zelensky’s homosexuality.

      If it got out among regular Ukrainian people that Zelensky really was as fruity as his gay leather pants dancing music video, they might be tempted to switch sides to Vladimir Putin.

  2. shankjoejoe said,

    I’m not sure if it’s good or bad that I know who all of these people are 😊

    • Dracul Van Helsing said,

      That is a good question, Joe.

      Is it a good thing or bad thing to know who all these people are? πŸ˜…πŸ˜‚πŸ€£

      • shankjoejoe said,


      • shankjoejoe said,

        Too much History Channel over the years 😊

      • Dracul Van Helsing said,

        In my case, it was having a father who was a History and Science teacher and a mother who was a classic film buff. 😊

      • shankjoejoe said,

        That sounds very educational. plus, you didn’t have to mute as many commercials as I did. Dreadful things, the older I get the less patience I have for them. πŸ˜‚

      • Dracul Van Helsing said,

        Me too. πŸ˜‚

  3. Seoul Sister said,

    Love the part about Paddingon’s tea and marmalade with the Queen πŸ˜…

  4. Hyperion said,

    Wow! This was intriguing. I wonder how AOC is going to hide all those rug burns from the CIA agents posing as customs inspectors at the nude x’ray scanner at the airport. Those pics will be on PornHub before the airport closes for the night. Probably the Chinese TikTok will feature it as well. I bet a little Russian bear pops out of her birth canal and scares the crap out of ole sleepy Joe during peek-a-boo time in the Ogle Office. Those Russian agents are sneaky rascals.

    • Dracul Van Helsing said,

      ROTFLMFAO !, Daniel. πŸ˜…πŸ˜‚πŸ€£

      I enjoyed your comment very much.πŸ˜…

      That summarizes what happens next very well.

      Heterosexual “fact-checkers” at Facebook and Twitter (if there are any) will spend a lot of time constantly watching and analyzing those videos in order to point out exactly how they were photoshopped when they attach their Orwellian Covid-1984 Ministry of Truth “fact-check” narrative to anyone who posts those videos on their Facebook and /or Twitter.

      • Hyperion said,

        I suspect that is exactly what will happen and of course AOC will say it’s The Ghost of Ivanka Trump causing the mischief.

      • Dracul Van Helsing said,

        Yes that’s exactly what AOC will tell unfunny talk show host and Neo-Bolshevik Communist Stephen Colbert when she makes her next appearance on his incomparably boring and nauseatingly politically correct late night talk show.

        Colbert himslf will have that glazed look in his eyes after having spent hours carefully analyzing that video for himself.

        And the cameraman will be in a state of shock and will have neglected to tell Colbert to have steam cleaned his trousers before going live on the air.

      • Hyperion said,

        Another prophecy so accurate even Michelangelo the psychic lobster would struggle to match.

      • Dracul Van Helsing said,

        ROTFLMFAO ! πŸ˜…πŸ˜‚πŸ€£

      • Hyperion said,

        We are on it aren’t we? πŸ˜†

      • Dracul Van Helsing said,

        We are. πŸ˜€

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