Qonzilqointec’s Plan of Action
The Aztec vampire princess Qonzilqointec at a critical point along the U.S.-Mexico border in Texas
The Aztec vampire princess Qonzilqointec was causing massive distraction among U.S. border patrol agents in Texas.
As the eyes of Texas were upon Qonzilqointec (who was the spiritual goddaughter of the Aztec feathered serpent god Quetzalcoatl), 50,000 Aztec warriors from the 15th Century (who had been raised from the dead by South African witch doctor Dr. Sterling Makabo) crossed the U.S.-Mexico border into Texas.
Their mission was to take back all of the southwestern U.S. that had once belonged to Mexico.
Meanwhile in Washington D.C., senile old fool Joe Biden was telling his guests at a White House dinner that the greatest threat to the U.S. was from Russia.
-A vampire novel chapter
Written by Christopher
Friday August 26th
2022.
Dracul Van Helsing 
Seoul Sister said,
August 26, 2022 at 11:45 pm
What’s Kim Kardashian doing at the border? 😅
Dracul Van Helsing said,
August 27, 2022 at 3:51 pm
LOL ! 😅
Probably looking for a cheap source of labour around the Estate.
Seoul Sister said,
August 27, 2022 at 5:43 pm
🙂 Sorry to poke fun at her, the woman in the photo is actually much prettier than Kardashian.
Dracul Van Helsing said,
August 27, 2022 at 6:13 pm
She is. 🙂
Her real name is Dolly Castro and she’s a model from Nicaragua.
I don’t think she’s any relation to Fidel Castro (unlike Canada’s Prime Minister).
Seoul Sister said,
August 28, 2022 at 10:20 am
Ha! Justin Castro can’t hide his lineage, his bad looks gives it away 😅
Dracul Van Helsing said,
August 28, 2022 at 6:39 pm
They do. 😅
monimonikablog said,
August 27, 2022 at 3:00 am
nice pic. reminds me of a woman I saw the other day walking the streets at noon. lunch break. the dress was a little bit longer, but tight, with silver high heels, blonde hair. I couldn’t believe how men could watch the traffic while she was walking by.
voodooville said,
August 27, 2022 at 8:38 am
There was a scene in the movie French Kiss where the crook tells Meg Ryan that you should cultivate a sense of mystery, to increase attractiveness, when dealing with your man. She replies she can’t do that, she can only use the corresponding expression for corresponding emotion, happy face for happy, sad for sad …
Girl in tights, high heels, face tilted up, distant haughty look – a man expecting anything more from that girl will be disappointed. He has seen the maximum that girl has to offer, and it is going to be downhill from there.
The guy better get back to watching traffic 🙂
Dracul Van Helsing said,
August 27, 2022 at 3:54 pm
Advice that my friend George F. wishes someone had told him years ago.
monimonikablog said,
August 28, 2022 at 2:20 am
Wise true words. From you and Meg Ryan. 🙂
Dracul Van Helsing said,
August 27, 2022 at 3:52 pm
I imagine they were watching the traffic with great difficulty. 😂
Hyperion said,
August 27, 2022 at 3:04 pm
I dare say we might lose Texas and New Mexico to the Aztec Hordes. I wonder if anyone would notice. Sleepy Joe would likely dilly dally for six months worrying about escalation while Mexico finally Annexes the two states to free the Mexican speaking people from tyranny and low profits on the drug trade.
Dracul Van Helsing said,
August 27, 2022 at 3:57 pm
As opposed to California and New York where there IS tyranny BUT at least high profits on the drug trade.
Hyperion said,
August 27, 2022 at 10:13 pm
Yes and also there is the risk of government trans-tyranny, a new form of double jeopardy where contestants pay high taxes to be considered the proletariat authorized to pay high prices for drugs. By defunding the police, the drug trade is once again thriving in a neo-nazi fascist protectorate allowing the criminal element to rob, rape, and steal their way to riches. Wealth redistribution achieved and decency crushed like the vile plague that it is.
Dracul Van Helsing said,
August 28, 2022 at 6:24 pm
That is a brilliant plan, Daniel.
Sounds like a plan an Italian Communist living in the 1920s would conceive.
Oh wait.
That actually did happen.
His name was Antonio Gramsci.
Which is why perceptive analysts of culture have always referred to Hollywood as the bastion of Gramscian cultural Marxism.
Hyperion said,
August 28, 2022 at 6:37 pm
HaHaHaaaa! Nothing new here to see, just recycled failed plans to see if they still fail. 🙄
Dracul Van Helsing said,
August 28, 2022 at 6:45 pm
Yes, today’s Hollywood, music industry and U.S. Democratic Party want to boldly go where Caligula and Nero have gone before.
Hyperion said,
August 28, 2022 at 6:47 pm
And they will act totally surprised when the results are the same.
Dracul Van Helsing said,
August 28, 2022 at 6:52 pm
Which wouldn’t have happened had they not ditched studying Classics courses in Ancient Greek and Roman History for a Degree in Gender Studies.
Hyperion said,
August 28, 2022 at 7:22 pm
Exactly. While academia pondered what a woman was and demanded men be women to save humankind, history was noisily repeating itself.
Dracul Van Helsing said,
August 28, 2022 at 7:36 pm
A few minor differences here and there.
Nero played the fiddle.
While Joe Biden pooped his pants.
Hyperion said,
August 28, 2022 at 9:11 pm
And Kamala wore black face but refused to lick her lips. Thus avoiding potty mouth commentary about how she won the presidency.
Dracul Van Helsing said,
August 28, 2022 at 9:57 pm
In Ottawa you have Pot Head and in Washington DC, you have Potty Mouth.
Hyperion said,
August 29, 2022 at 5:33 am
That form of government will ultimately merge into pot head potty mouth and life for the oppressed will at least entertaining to watch the government shenanigans on main stream pot head potty mouth news.
Dracul Van Helsing said,
August 29, 2022 at 2:21 pm
It will be the modern day equivalent of gladiatorial combat and Christians being thrown to the lions.
Hyperion said,
August 29, 2022 at 4:42 pm
I believe you have just provided another prophecy of our future.
Dracul Van Helsing said,
August 29, 2022 at 7:47 pm
The ultimate in reality television.
Ratings will soar!
Hyperion said,
August 29, 2022 at 8:58 pm
Conspiracy theories will blossom
Dracul Van Helsing said,
August 29, 2022 at 10:03 pm
And mainstream media outlets will once again be silent when the conspiracy theories are shown to be fact.
Hyperion said,
August 30, 2022 at 3:11 pm
Once the MSM is proven wrong they just change the subject like it never happened and keep on twisting the facts and spinning wild tall tales. Once we cancel the cancel culture News, we can get get back to normal.
Dracul Van Helsing said,
August 30, 2022 at 5:18 pm
Indeed.
shankjoejoe said,
August 29, 2022 at 7:39 am
Well, I did read the first paragraph three times. Apparently, I was distracted as well. 😂
Dracul Van Helsing said,
August 29, 2022 at 2:05 pm
ROTFL ! 😅😂🤣
She is quite a powerful distraction.