Pope Francis Adopts Witches’ Calendar To Promote Season of Creation

September 1, 2022 at 10:43 pm (Geopolitics and International Relations, International Intrigue, News, Sorcery, The Occult, Vampire novel, witchcraft) (, , , , , , , , , )

Samhain Cardinal Salaman was reading the latest directives from Pope Francis.

Pope Francis was ordering that all Vatican linked institutions must turn over their accounts to the Vatican Bank by October 1st 2022.

“What’s up with that?” Cardinal Salaman wondered.

He then read a report from a Vatican Jesuit spy in Washington DC.

According to the Vatican Jesuit spy, Joe Biden sacrificed some unknown young woman to a statue of the Greek goddess Artemis while a NASA big shot named Dr. Nachash Naga sang the Leonard Cohen song Hallelujah.

“I think that particular Jesuit spy must be eating too many magic mushrooms,” Cardinal Salaman sipped his coffee.

He then read another directive from Pope Francis.

Francis had just proclaimed a new season called the Season of Creation which runs from September 1st to October 4th.

Interestingly enough the Southern Hemisphere Spring/Northern Hemisphere Autumn Equinox falls smack dab in the middle of the Season of Creation.

Which leads one to speculate that Pope Francis had borrowed his idea for a Season of Creation from the witches’ wiccan calendar.

Francis seemed to be heavy into practicing witchcraft these days.

A number of years back he had opened a Catholic World Youth Day by carrying a witch’s stang into the assembly.

Back on October 4th 2019 the Pontiff presided over a ceremony in which an idol of the Inca demon goddess Pachamama was brought into the Vatican.

Then on July 27th 2022, Francis listened with his hand over his heart as a Huron-Wendat shaman invoked the Spirit Great Grandmother of the West who was the leader of the Circle of Spirits.

The Spirit Great Grandmother was known by various names such as Spider Grandmother in Navajo, Hopi, Apache and Pueblo traditions. She was the pre-Columbian Teotihuacan Great Goddess. She was called Toci Yoalticitl by the Aztecs. She was called Ixchel by the Mayas.

Samhain Cardinal Salaman fell asleep and dreamed he was visiting a misty marsh he often visited in his boyhood.

In the middle of the misty marsh was a vampiress witch who was celebrating Pope Francis’ new Season of Creation.

-A vampire novel chapter
Written by Christopher
Thursday September 1st


  1. ebonyandcrows said,

    Okay but I have to know—are all these dates and occasions real facts or did you make them up? Interestingly enough, I was listening to a Joe Rogan podcast the other week about the satanic imagery in the Vatican and the origins of it all, etc. It was very much in line with your above post.

    • Hetty Eliot said,

      He doesn’t make any of this shit up, believe me.

    • Dracul Van Helsing said,

      No, all of the stuff regarding the Vatican I didn’t make up, Larisa.

      • ebonyandcrows said,


      • Dracul Van Helsing said,

        It is.

        This century has seen something the world has not seen for centuries- an AntiPope sitting on the throne of Peter.

        And not just an AntiPope.

        But a satanic AntiPope.

    • Seoul Sister said,

      What I love about this brilliant technique of parody is it reveals the truth through “fiction”, that’s the genius of the writer of this blog. The research and knowledge that’s shared here both enlightens and amuses at the same time which isn’t an easy task. Joe Rogan’s podcast pales in comparison although it’s very popular. Rogan reveals bits of truth that other researchers have written about for decades earlier, he’s a perfect example of “controlled opposition”. The Vatican is deeply pagan/luciferean (not Christian), it’s always been that way.

  2. Chado said,

    Coatl Ilupe Coyolxāuhqui approves of this poem

  3. Hetty Eliot said,

    I know I already made this joke on another post, but Western Demon Grandma is known in the US as Nancy Pelosi. And it seems you were serious about the Season of Creation. So he can create a new pagan celebrate on the calendar, but actual Catholics can’t worship the way they have for centuries.. okie dokie.

    • ebonyandcrows said,

      Everything on the world stage is smoke and mirrors. Just looking at Pope Francis’ face is enough to be able to tell that something is deeply wrong with that guy. He seems evil.

      • Dracul Van Helsing said,

        Yes, Francis seems evil.

        When he was first elected Pope in March 2013, I knew nothing about the guy but the next 2 months I had nightmares in my sleep about the guy being under the control of Satan.

        Then I thought give the guy a break.

        Then when he released the document Amoris Laeticia in 2015, I thought this guy is under the control of Satan.

        And he’s been showing more and more proof ever since.

    • Dracul Van Helsing said,

      Yes, it was discovering an article yesterday about Francis creating the Season of Creation that inspired me to write this blog post.

      Yes, Francis is a thoroughly modern pagan through and through and he hates actual Catholics.

  4. David Redpath said,

    It would seem
    that paganism is back
    in Vatican style
    (did it ever go out?).
    I guess it only takes one
    Roman Emperor
    to reverse
    the work of another.
    Flavius Constantinus
    for example.

  5. Hyperion said,

    After placing my trust in your incredibly accurate predictions, I’ve determined you are one of the prophets of the second coming of the third messiah in the next extinction of 6 total including the imminent one. The Satanic Pope of which there have been too many to believe the Vatican ever served Christ is nearing his earthly descent to the boudoir of the Whore of Babylon. There, he will whelp the antichrist from the great twerking buns of the Ho. The son will lead the evil hordes to Armegeddon. He will be met on the field by the progressive socialist west, who beat their swords into symbols of phallic transutopia and worship their idol as the Goddess Vagina Erectus. The red banner of fire will clash with the Rainbow guidon and a great slaughter will ensue. Those of us that stayed in our prepper caves with powdered beer and freeze dried pizza will then heal and inherit the earth until the last seal is opened and we are taken up in the mothership to return to the star Beetle Guise. Wow! That was a crazy vision. I seriously need to slow down on my mushroom coffee. I truly do see the depth of your vampire novels and I’m amazed and forewarned.

    • Dracul Van Helsing said,

      That mushroom coffee is pretty lethal at times.

      A nun who was caught in a blender of it ended up one twisted sister.

      She exited the blender demonically possessed by Legion and singing “We’re not going to take it anymore.”

      • Hyperion said,

        I could see that happening. I noticed since I’ve been drinking mushroom coffee that I prefer dark, warm, and humid places.

      • Dracul Van Helsing said,

        You’re like the Nitty Gritty Dirt Band’s American Dream.

        You think Jamaican in the moonlight.

      • Hyperion said,

        Waa haaa haaaa! I had their album back when albums were large plastic discs. Now I’m craving dreads, a big spliff, and rum.

      • Dracul Van Helsing said,

        While gazing at a big neon sign.

      • Hyperion said,

        The answer to the question is always in the neon signs.

      • Dracul Van Helsing said,

        And that is why Simon and Garfunkel pointed out that people bow and pray to them in modern times.

      • Hyperion said,

        They do light up our life with great wisdom and wit. S&G Sounds of Silence was an epic for the times but even more relevant today.

      • Dracul Van Helsing said,

        That is very true, Daniel.

        That song is even more relevant today than when it was first written.

  6. Jessica said,

    Oh that vampiress is cute 😍

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