Joe Biden Speaks In Philadelphia: “This Is My Struggle…”

September 2, 2022 at 10:41 pm (Avatar Speaks, Geopolitics and International Relations, History, International Intrigue, News, Politics, The Supernatural, Vampire novel) (, , , , , , , , , , , , )

Yaldabaoth the Irish leprechaun was visiting the Killarney lakes to see his friend Dr. Donegal Dundee the famous leprechaun scientist.

“So what are you up to these days, Don-Dun?” Yaldabaoth asked.

“Well I’ve recently been hired by Vladimir Putin to work in collaboration with South African witch doctor Dr. Sterling Makabo to raise the mad monk Rasputin from the dead at his grave in Tsarskoye Selo,” Dr. Donegal Dundee explained while drinking a glass of fine Jameson Irish Whiskey, “Dr. Makabo is going to raise Rasputin from the dead. The only trouble is people that Dr. Makabo raise from the dead look like zombies. And Vladimir Putin can’t stand looking at zombies (he has an antipathy to “woke” U.S. Democratic Party voters). So Makabo is going to raise Rasputin from the dead and I’m going to use my unique blend of Guinness, Murphy’s and O’hara’s Irish Red specially crafted embalming fluid (the one most recommended at funeral parlours in Ireland which is why Irish crematoriums were condemned at last year’s Glasgow Climate Change Summit as a major cause of global warming and a dire threat to the planet although the earth mother goddess Gaia would probably die happy) to make Rasputin look human again when he comes back from the dead.”

“You do know that Vladimir Putin is a Neo-Czarist and a Neo-Russian Imperialist who fancies himself a reincarnation of Czar Peter the Great?” Yaldabaoth raised an eyebow.

“I do know that,” Dr. Donegal Dundee painted Yaldabaoth’s raised eyebrow green.

. . .

“That was quite the speech Joe Biden gave in Philadelphia last night,” Dr. Nachash Naga mentioned to another NASA official, “It was a good and fortunate thing that it turned out that one of his daughters lived in Philadelphia so it appears that the Artemis 1 moon rocket launch is a go tomorrow.”

Dr. Nachash Naga’s secretary Deborah frowned as she listened to the conversation.

What the Hell did Dr. Nachash Naga mean by that?

. . .

British MP Renfield R. Renfield was doing a Friday night podcast.

He did the podcast wearing a t-shirt that said DEFUND THE FBI.

“This is what Joe Biden looked like delivering his speech in Philadelphia last night when he said that Donald Trump and MAGA Republicans are a threat to democracy.” :

Said Renfield, “Any photographic resemblance between Joe Biden’s arm gestures and facial expressions and the arm gestures and facial expressions of a certain late Fuhrer of 1930s and early 1940s Germany is no doubt purely coincidental.
As is no doubt any resemblance used between the silhouette background colours used by both speakers at their selected rallies.”

-A vampire novel chapter
written by Christopher
Friday September 2nd


  1. Hetty Eliot said,

    I hope that picture finds itself into every grade school history book someday.

    Babylon Bee had a FIELD DAY with this.

    • Dracul Van Helsing said,

      Hetty, I too hope that photo finds itself in every grade school history book someday.

      When grade school history is once again being taught in grade school and all the Marxist-Leninist school board trustees (along with Merrick Garland’s Neo-Bolshevik Communist FBI agents who protect them) are in jail where they belong.

      I can well imagine Babylon Bee had a field day with this. 🤣

  2. George F. said,

    Internet been goin’ wild over that demonic look.

  3. Hyperion said,

    I can only imagine the load in Beelzebub Biden’s Kevlar diaper when he strained so hard to babble his incoherencies. I think it’s criminal to use inmates from the D.C. nursing home with cognitive impairment for political purposes. Blow out Bootie Biden will wake up with a crusty diaper and not remember a thing.

    • Dracul Van Helsing said,

      Very true, Daniel.

      And Barack O’ Bummer will be cackling (along with Kamala Harris) all the way to the buffet line-up of Chicken and Ribs and slices of watermelon.

      • Hyperion said,

        I’m sure that O’Bummer, a strong supporter and member of the Bilderberg Group and WEF, will whisper sweet nothings into Butt Puppet Biden’s ear to ensure the economic Armegeddon occurs to put us all in the mood for the mark of the beast that we might have bread and ale for dinner.

      • Dracul Van Helsing said,

        Yes, the whole thing is very diabolical.

      • Hyperion said,

        I think your tie in of people and organizations to the many demons of the underworld in the vampire novels is more accurate than we all realize.

      • Dracul Van Helsing said,

        I fear you’re right, Daniel.

        I remember earlier this year someone had liked a blog post of mine from December 2019.

        So I went back and read it.

        Then I read other blog posts from around that same date.

        I was shocked to discover that I had written about Bill Gates boasting that he was co-operating with Communist China to release a virus upon the world and then financing a vaccine for the virus which would sterilize and kill most of the world’s population.

        I was shocked.

        I had totally forgotten that I had written it.

        And wondered where did that come from?

        Because at that time of December 2019 I didn’t even know that Bill Gates was so obsessed with viruses and vaccines.

        I only found that out post-plandemic.

      • Hyperion said,

        Proof positive you are the divine messenger, Chris.

      • Dracul Van Helsing said,

        But I won’t have multiple wives like some divine messengers do.

        Showing that some divine messengers are really suckers for punishment.

      • Hyperion said,

        LOL 😂. I am a proponent of marriage being between one woman and one man. Anything else will end with one man in the freezer in pieces.

      • Dracul Van Helsing said,

        Exactly. 😂

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