Warrior Princesses Spray Holy Water On Kremlin Meeting Rooms

September 16, 2022 at 10:49 pm (Geopolitics and International Relations, International Intrigue, News, The Supernatural, Vampire novel) (, , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , )

South Korean vampire huntress Hyung Grace Kwan is back home in Seoul, South Korea ready to perform with her cello at a classical concert

This past Tuesday September 13th and past Wednesday September 14th Hyung Grace Kwan had been in Astana Kazakhstan killing evil vampires and vampiresses who were attending Astana’s 7th Interfaith Congress.

Then yesterday Thursday September 15th Hyung and her ancestress the immortal princess Kwan Yin were spraying Holy Water around every single Kremlin meeting room in Moscow.

That is because Xi’s supernatural spirit advisor the Black Dragon was supposed to meet with Putin’s supernatural spirit advisor the demon Moloch (who was appearing to Putin in the guise of the Archangel Michael) in the Kremlin on that date.

The Holy Water that Hyung and Kwan used was from a cache of bottles of Holy Water that had been personally blessed by Pope St. Pius X (who was Pope from August 4th 1903 to August 20th 1914).

St. Pius X was the Pope who condemned the Modernist heresy (The Modernist heresy denies the Virgin Birth, Incarnate Deity, Substitionary Atonement For Humanity’s Sins by Dying On The Cross, Bodily Resurrection and 2nd Coming of Jesus Christ).

Jorge Mario Bergoglio (aka Pope Francis) is the apotheosis of the Modernist heresy.

That’s why Joe Biden’s Oval Office which is thoroughly doused in Pope Francis’ blessed Holy (?) Water (when it isn’t being doused by Joe Biden’s sulphurous bowel movements) is able to attract every single demon, devil, fallen angel and unclean spirit on the planet.

So as a result of the Holy Water doused on the Kremlin and its meeting rooms, the Black Dragon and Moloch (posing as Michael the Archangel) were unable to meet.

Their human operatives Communist China’s paramount leader Xi Jinping and Russian President Vladimir Putin were able to meet however at Samarkand Uzbekistan for the Shanghai Cooperation Organization summit.

At a sideline meeting between Xi and Putin at the SCO Summit, Xi personally humiliated the Russian leader for losing the war in Ukraine.

Although that was nothing to the personal humiliation that Xi suffered Wednesday night at the hands of a holographic image of British MP Renfield R. Renfield at the Astana state banquet for Xi.

Hyung Grace Kwan in the meantime had received a personal request from an admirer (a Calgary based geopolitical analyst) to play Antonio Vivaldi’s Spring Allegro from The Four Seasons at tonight’s cello concert.

-A vampire novel chapter
written by Christopher
Friday September 16th
2022.

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49 Comments

  1. George F. said,

    Our girlfriend!!

  2. Hyperion said,

    I do like that Warrior Princess Hyung Grace Kwan and my dear dragon sister Tina Guo look identical. Tina is a phenomenal entertainer but off stage is a true graceful and benevolent soul. Perhaps WP Kwan is the Demigoddess alter ego of Tina. I think it most disturbing that the forces of evil now have a counter to the WEF and Bilderberg in direct competition to be the first to initiate the Great Reset also known as Ragnorak, Armageddon, and Shiva’s Revenge. Perhaps this is merely the play offs to see which team of Devils will be in charge of our final days. We have the West’s Future Insidious Transhumanist (FITs) vs the Ancient Siberian Slaughterists (ASSs) with the Pope as Referee.

    • Dracul Van Helsing said,

      Yes, I think it very likely that WP Kwan is the Demigoddess ego of Tina.

      And with the Pope as referee, God help us all.

      • Hyperion said,

        This is such a serious subject. I have no idea why I’m snort laughing my ancient viking vampire buttocks off right now. 😂

      • Dracul Van Helsing said,

        Because as Jimmy Buffett put it, “If we couldn’t laugh, we would all go insane.”

        And then as C.S. Lewis put it, “The thing the Devil hates the most is being laughed at.”

      • Hyperion said,

        I believe you have explained our recent spate of humor well.

      • Dracul Van Helsing said,

        Yes indeed.

      • Hyperion said,

        😁👍

      • Dracul Van Helsing said,

        The Devil 👺 does not like being the butt 🍑 of jokes.

      • Hyperion said,

        He’s definitely not liking Master Blaster Biden’s sulfurous butt honks to show his solidarity with the devil.

      • Dracul Van Helsing said,

        No, he’s not. 😅😂🤣

      • Hyperion said,

        Cerberus is hoping he isn’t ordered to bite Blowhard Biden on his mocking sulfurous butt.

      • Dracul Van Helsing said,

        Yes, that’s Cerberus’ worst nightmare.

      • Hyperion said,

        Mine too. Thank the heavens I was never a Marine Devil Dog facing the illl winds of doom.

      • Dracul Van Helsing said,

        Yes, you’re no doubt glad you joined the Army.

      • Hyperion said,

        In this case, I’m truly thankful. My poor son was not. He joined the Marines for 10 years and when the Poo got up to his chin, he bailed out Lickety-split

      • Dracul Van Helsing said,

        Did he get out before Biden stole the White House?

      • Hyperion said,

        Luckily, he did escape before the Great Steal. 😉 Or would we be more accurate to say before the big sulfurous blow-up. 😏. I have a million cynicisms for this epic misadventure in American History.

      • Dracul Van Helsing said,

        I imagine it certainly is costing a lot of money to keep the White House looking white (via all the constant white repainting jobs) while Joe Biden is in the Oval Office.

      • Hyperion said,

        There us just so much brown digestive stuff blasting across the room to and fro. I imagine it’s a hopeless task to keep the barnyard effect from taking over.

      • Dracul Van Helsing said,

        Somehow the demonically possessed Gadarene swine wound up from the bottom of the Sea of Galilee and into Joe Biden’s bowels.

      • Hyperion said,

        Yikes! There is a stampede in Sulfur Joe’s Depends.

      • Dracul Van Helsing said,

        Something more than Nancy Pelosi’s hogwash is required to wash out this pair.

      • Hyperion said,

        Nancy is getting around pretty good for an octogenarian. I suspect some Pagan magic. We definitely don’t want the magic mushroom cleaning formula to get in the wrong hands. That might make gov staffers’ jobs too easy cleaning up all that politician hogwash and poo storms.

      • Hyperion said,

        Chris, apologies, but I thought the attached video was just your normal down river pole dancing ottergirl video. After watching it 32 times, I think it’s more in the Vampiress/Celtic Samhain celebratory AntiPope opening of the Baphomet party portal. What do you think?

      • Dracul Van Helsing said,

        Daniel after watching it 33 times (because the ghosts of FDR and his 1941-45 Vice-President Henry A. Wallace invited me to become a 33rd Degree Freemason- much to the chagrin of the ghost of the original tranny FBI Director J. Edgar Hoover who was only invited to rise as high as a 32nd Freemason – however I declined the invitation), I wholeheartedly agree.

        It is in the tradition of the Vampiress/Celtic Samhain celebratory AntiPope opening of the Baphomet party portal.

        At least the portal opening pole dancer isn’t wearing a dong in a thong like Lady Gaga whom our friend Judy calls Lordy Gaga 👙🍆.

      • Hyperion said,

        Ahhh haaa! I suspected a touch of devilish doings and I was convinced there were no dong in the thong but demons are deceitful. I’m glad you avoided a 100th degree Free Mason position. I think keeping up with all the demon worship would be tiring, even if there were lots of pole dancing girls to entice weakness of the mind and an awful rigidity of the flesh.

      • Dracul Van Helsing said,

        You’re so right, Daniel.

      • Hyperion said,

        Well. Forewarned is forearmed. I wonder what Michelangelo the psychic Lobster’s take on this is?

      • Dracul Van Helsing said,

        I’ll let you know Daniel as soon as the Set Enterprises maintenance crew finishes mopping up all the water and the remains of Michelangelo’s lobster tank.

        It exploded for some reason after he had just watched the video once.

      • Hyperion said,

        Oh no! Of course, I could see that happening to poor Michelangelo.

      • Dracul Van Helsing said,

        Yes, it’s Michelangelo’s greatest weakness.

        And the lobster tank maker’s biggest joy and another check in his profit margins.

      • Hyperion said,

        Profitable work is good work even if it’s doing the same thing over and over again.

      • Dracul Van Helsing said,

        Which is also Albert Einstein’s definition of insanity. 🤣

      • Hyperion said,

        Indeed, you have to be a tad whacko to do that. 🤪

      • Dracul Van Helsing said,

        😜 LOL !

      • Seoul Sister said,

        I love that quote by CS Lewis, never heard it before💖

      • Dracul Van Helsing said,

        It’s one of my favourite C.S. Lewis quotes. 💖

      • Seoul Sister said,

        🙂

      • Dracul Van Helsing said,

        🙂

  3. Jessica said,

    My brain is currently blank. I’m just satisfied to find out that he lost the war haha 😄

    • Dracul Van Helsing said,

      Yes, Jessica, I’m very relieved to hear that he lost the war as well.

      I loved your recent comment on BonjourFromBritanny’s Unicorn post.

      It was right above mine.

      I was about to comment and I said, “Hey, I know that girl.”

      That was a great post.

      I think I’m going to incorporate some elements of Unicorn folklore into a future vampire novel chapter. 😀

      • Jessica said,

        Oh! You’re a reader there as well. Small world haha 😄

        And I look forward to unicorns 🦄 😆💞

      • Dracul Van Helsing said,

        Yes, I’ve incorporated Unicorn 🦄folklore into the last two vampire chapters that I have written. 😀

      • Jessica said,

        Oh I got to check it out later 🤩

      • Dracul Van Helsing said,

        Great. 😀

        Looking forward to what you have to say.

  4. David Redpath said,

    Uncle Ernie drinks Pope Francis’
    blessed Holy Water for breakfast.
    Coincidentally, it’s about the same
    time he channels his personal
    spirit adviser, Jezebel the Barbarian
    (she’s actually Conan dressed as
    a woman). Uncle Ernie does it
    religiously every morning, which
    is odd for a Jewish Rastafarian? 🤔

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