Semiramis At CERN While The Spear of Destiny Goes Missing

September 29, 2022 at 10:22 pm (Espionage, Geopolitics and International Relations, History, International Intrigue, News, The Occult, The Supernatural, Vampire novel) (, , , , , , , )

Semiramis The Queen of Babylon poses for a photo back in the early 1940s

Semiramis the queen of the City of Babel was standing outside the entrance to the tunnel of the CERN Large Hadron Collider in Switzerland.

The statue of Shiva the Destroyer outside the tunnel came to life and started dancing with Semiramis.

They danced to the 1st Movement of Beethoven’s Moonlight Sonata that was being performed by holographic images of Andre Rieu and His Johann Strauss Orchestra.

When the 1st Movement was over, Shiva went back up on top of his pedestal and became a statue again.

Semiramis, on the other hand, still dressed in an elegant evening gown, crawled into the pilot cockpit of an old World War I scarlet Fokker Triplane and flew to Kiev.

“That was my ex-wife,” Nimrod the little green frog mentioned to the cigarette smoking demon Asmodeus as they walked by.

“I know,” Asmodeus lit his 666th cigarette of the day.

Nimrod the little green frog had been Nimrod “the mighty hunter against the Lord” in the Book of Genesis and the builder of the Tower of Babel.

Somehow his body had been found aboard a UFO that had crashed in Arctic Ocean waters just slightly north of Tuktoyaktuk, Northwest Territories, Canada.

His body had been found next to the bodies of dead ET grays.

Nimrod’s body had been taken to DARPA headquarters in the U.S. where it had been dethawed.

The ancient Babylonian vampiress Lilith had flown to DARPA headquarters and stolen Nimrod’s body.

She tried to revive Nimrod by kissing him with a magic potion that she had put on her lips.

Nimrod the prince of Babel had been revived but he had been turned into a little green frog as a result of the faulty magic potion on her lips.

“So what’s happened?” Nimrod asked as he licked a black fly ice cream cone.

“Well there have been four leaks on the Russian Nord stream gas pipelines in the Baltic Sea,” Asmodeus switched over to a vaper because Asclepius the ancient Greek god of medicine had recommended that he cut down on cigarette smoking.

“What caused those leaks?” Nimrod asked.

“Well according to the fallen Archangel Mephistopheles whom I ran into at a cigarette and magazine stand in Rome, the Nazi vampire Dr. Eichmann Mengele who has been the Science and Research Director of the American CIA since 1950 ordered their sabotage,” Asmodeus lit his vaper with his lighter.

“Is he telling the truth?” Nimrod finished his cone.

“It’s hard to tell with fallen angels,” Asmodeus burnt his fingers on the lit end of the vaper.

. . .

The curator of the Hofburg Treasure House in the Hofburg Palace in Vienna Austria had just been informed that the Spear of Destiny aka the Spear of Longinus (the lance said to have pierced the side of Christ) had been stolen.

The Spear of Destiny had been seized by Hitler when he took over the city of Vienna in the Anschluss of March 1938.

In the final days of the Third Reich, it wound up in the hands of the Americans and eventually came into the possession of Gen. George S. Patton who returned it to the Hofburg Museum.

“What nation,” the Hofburg Treasure House curator wondered, “had now stolen the Spear of Destiny?”.

-A vampire novel chapter
written by Christopher
Thursday September 29th



  1. Geo. Raymond said,

    Very good, DVH

  2. George F. said,

    Funny, I just saw the spear of destiny featured in a movie. Pretty sure it was “Constantine” with Keanu Reeves.

    • Dracul Van Helsing said,

      It’s been years since I saw that film.

      Probably when it first came out- 2005.

      I don’t remember much of the film but The Spear of Destiny could have been in it.

      • George F. said,

        Yeah, I never noticed before but I saw it again and I was paying attention. It was in there.

      • Dracul Van Helsing said,

        I’ll have to take a look at the film.

        I had googled it after your initial comment but for the 1st 10 minutes I kept clicking on the Wikipedia article on the 1st Google search results page but Google was taking me to every link on the page but the Wikipedia article on the film.

        Then when I finally hit the article and clicked on Plot, what I read seemed to be everything but the plot.

        So I answered you, I couldn’t remember the plot of the film.

        Then I decided to go back there again just now and clicked on Plot and it was in there.

        A scavenger hunting the ruins of a Mexican church who finds the Spear of Destiny.

        The first time I clicked on the Plot link, Google had taken me to the explanation of the Cast.

        I notice the same has been happening with links on Facebook.

        I click one link and it takes me to a completely different link.

        The NWO technocrats who run Google and Facebook are now deliberately interfering with my ability to do research and collect information on the Net.

        And I can only think of one reason.

        They’re afraid of my research and what I’m exposing about the New World Order on my blog.

      • George F. said,

        Just another brick in the disinformation ploy.

      • Dracul Van Helsing said,

        It looks like it, George.

        I don’t know if I mentioned this to you (I mentioned it to Daniel in an email) but last fall I had written a blog post- it was an essay rather than a vampire novel chapter- where I had mentioned that someone in the cafeteria of the homeless shelter I was then at claimed that he had been given 6 booster shots of Covid vaccine within a 24 hour period by AHS (Alberta Health Services).

        I had no idea whether this was true or not but I mentioned it in this essay and then I mentioned a film with Hugh Grant that I had seen back in the 1990s where Hugh Grant plays a medical doctor whose boss (another medical doctor) has been conducting experiments on homeless people (figuring no one would miss homeless people) in order to find a cure for some debilitating disease.

        The homeless people end up being injured or dying as a result of the experiments.

        Hugh Grant’s character finally puts an end to these experiments on the homeless.

        I didn’t say in the essay that AHS was actually doing this.

        I was just speculating on what if this homeless person’s story in the cafeteria was true.

        Anyways I had posted that essay on my blog on a Tuesday or Wednesday.

        On the following Friday night, I had gone for a walk in a nearby park.

        When I got back to the shelter and went to sign in at the front desk, the evening manager called me in to his office and told me that while I was out, members of the Calgary Police Service had dropped by to talk to me.

        They told the manager to tell me that certain people were very upset with what I had written on a recent blog post.

        Now usually I write the same old same old day after day- of an international scope and geopolitical.

        The only thing I had written of a local nature (that might get local police involved) was the essay where I mentioned that a man in the cafeteria of a homeless shelter I was in claimed that he had been given 6 different Covid vaccine booster shots within a 24 hour period by AHS.

        I didn’t say the man’s claim was true.

        I speculated on what if it were and then compared it to the plot of that 1990s Hugh Grant film.

        On a postscript on 3 different occasions, I have noticed a single person in an unmarked motor vehicle sitting across from me at the neighbourhood (where I now live) bus stop I wait at watching me.

        When the bus approaches, the vehicle turns around and leaves.

        I quickly glance at what the driver was wearing.

        In all 3 cases, it had been a Calgary Police Service uniform.

        The Calgary Police Service might be bright enough to use unmarked cars.

        But they’re not bright enough to use plainclothes detectives instead of uniformed police officers.

      • George F. said,

        Holy Moly!!!

      • Dracul Van Helsing said,

        My thoughts exactly.

  3. Hyperion said,

    An interesting symbolism in the dance with Semiramis and Shiva at CERN. There is a particular dance by Shiva we should hope to avoid, as in this case, Dancing with the Stars has a world burning conclusion. I checked with my friends at DARPA and they believe CERN could open a nanoscopic black hole and eventually suck the earth through the event horizon. Not to fear, itโ€™s believed the process is quite painless.

    • Dracul Van Helsing said,

      Particularly if you’ve drank the same quantity of beer and shooters as Jefferey the otter.

      • Hyperion said,

        We should stock up on Green Minnow Beer.

      • Dracul Van Helsing said,

        An excellent idea. ๐Ÿบ๐Ÿป๐Ÿบ๐Ÿป๐Ÿบ๐Ÿป

      • Hyperion said,

        Weโ€™ll need otter proof locks on the refrigerator to keep Jefferey the otter from drinking all the beer.

      • Dracul Van Helsing said,

        We will.

        Although I received a text message from Michelangelo the Psychic Lobster that the most effective otter proof locks for refrigerators are made in Russia (apparently Russian otters really love their vodka so an otter proof lock on the refrigerator is the first line of defense in any Russian home).

        And getting otter proof locks from Russia would undoubtedly tick off senile old fool Joe Biden and his embargo.

      • Hyperion said,

        Sadly, I believe you are right. Iโ€™ll have to put a regular hasp and hardened steel lock on the door and hope Jefferey doesnโ€™t pick the lock.

      • Dracul Van Helsing said,

        Yes and say a Hail Mary like a quarterback deep in his own end zone, down by 3 points and only 4 seconds left on the clock.

      • Hyperion said,

        That is the most serious Hail Mary I could imagine.

      • Dracul Van Helsing said,

        Very much so. ๐Ÿˆโœ๐Ÿ›๐Ÿ™๐Ÿป

  4. Chado said,

    Wait– ” dethawed”?
    So he was re-frozen?
    I seenk I am confuse …

    • Dracul Van Helsing said,

      A vampire novel chapter I wrote way back in 2013 had Nimrod’s body found frozen in a crashed UFO in the Arctic Ocean along with the bodies of ET grays.

      His body was taken to DARPA headquarters to be de-thawed.

      That happened long before you started reading my blog posts.

      I occasionally give brief summaries of what happened in the past if characters who haven’t appeared in my on-line novel for a while suddenly appear again.

      • Chado said,

        Got it. Hail Semiramis, etc.

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