Renfield Gets New Ghost Spirit Advisors For The Next Month

September 30, 2022 at 10:29 pm (Geopolitics and International Relations, Ghost Story, History, International Intrigue, News, The Supernatural, Vampire novel) (, , , , , , , , , )

British MP Renfield R. Renfield dreamed that he was playing Peter Lorre’s character in the 1944 film The Mask of Dimitrios.

Renfield was rather enjoying the role as in this particular scene some beautiful dancer was rubbing against him.

He was awakened by the sound of the Set Estate guard cat Nefertiti Galore outside who was tearing apart some foreign intelligence secret agent who had been sent to assassinate Renfield.

After having ripped the assassin to shreds with her sharp feline claws, she was now meowing outside the front door demanding that Athelstan the Estate butler and valet give her a bowl of milk and a plate of tuna as a reward for her efforts.

Renfield got up from his evening nap and went downstairs.

He was shocked to see the ghosts of Orson Welles and Sir Winston Churchill (his supernatural spirit advisors) standing at the front door with their ghostly spectral luggage packed looking like they were ready to leave.

“Are you leaving?” Renfield did not want the duo to go.

“We’re just taking a tour of Europe for a month,” Welles answered as he sipped from a spectral glass of spectral red wine.

“We’ll be back if nothing happens,” Churchill smoked a spectral cigar and sipped a spectral glass of spectral brandy.

“Happens? What might happen?” Renfield inquired.

“That’s the reason why you’re being given a new pair of ghost spirit advisors for the next month,” Welles explained as he let Nefertiti Galore into the house, “Go into the living room and meet your new advisors.”

Renfield did so.

There sitting in one arm chair was the ghost of John F. Kennedy sipping a lime daiquiri and in the other arm chair was the ghost of Nikita Khrushchev downing a bottle of vodka.

It suddenly hit Renfield.

Next month was the 60th anniversary of the Cuban missile crisis.

The closest the world had ever come to a global nuclear war.

-A vampire novel chapter
written by Christopher
Friday September 30th
2022.

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23 Comments

  1. David Redpath said,

    With that pair as ghost spirit advisors
    who needs a Nuclear Non-Proliferation
    Treaty?

  2. Hyperion said,

    I got a good snort laugh out of the Nefertiti Galore wink to Bond 007โ€™s Pussy Galore. We will definitely see a nuclear attack on Kyiv. It is not about if but when. The real question is will the Western alliance blink and find a way to cower back from Pootinโ€™s determined efforts to be a true Czar Peter the Great II. France will cave immediately, the UK will target the middle of Siberia causing a large toxic lake to form from melted permafrost as a warning and Bidenhistime will order a conventional attack on Russian buoy markers in the Caspian Sea. Ukraine and East Europe will be incensed and the gloves will come off. There is no such thing as WWIII as the world will not join into alliances attacking each other. This will be an epic war of limited actors on a much smaller scale; however, the end result will have global consequences. The great reset is upon us. The New World Order will be chaos, and the build back better will happen after the depopulation of the west. We should all be studying cave man daily routines so weโ€™ll know how to act. Of course, only 10% of the population is expected to survive, but 10% of 7 billion is still a healthy number. No more crowded beaches and more apartments available at rock bottom prices than ever before in history.

    • Dracul Van Helsing said,

      I think you’ve called it spot on, Daniel.

      You’re giving Michelangelo the Psychic Lobster and Punxsutawney Phil the Groundhog a run for their money in making prognostications.

      • Hyperion said,

        LMAO! ๐Ÿ˜‚. Thankfully, none of my prognostications based on wild divinations from the Void never come true. Iโ€™m hoping Sherrielock Holmes can slip into the Kremlin and tomato Pootinโ€™s buns and talk some sense into him.

      • Dracul Van Helsing said,

        Yes, we’re all hoping and praying for that, Daniel. ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ๐Ÿ‘ ๐Ÿ’ƒ๐Ÿป

      • Hyperion said,

        Whackity-whack, Vladimir, donโ€™t talk back! Whackity whackity whack whack. Sherrielock orders all meals will be taken standing up. While Pootin hears Johnny Cash singing, โ€œIโ€™ll go down down down into that ring of fire!โ€ ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ…๐Ÿ

      • Dracul Van Helsing said,

        And Putin cries, “But Pope Francis says Hell doesn’t exist!”.

        “You must be desperate,” Renfield notes, “If you’re now calling on the satanic AntiPope for back up.”

      • Hyperion said,

        Calling on the Antipope will surely bring a large host of demons too.

      • Dracul Van Helsing said,

        It will. ๐Ÿ˜ˆ๐Ÿ‘ฟ๐Ÿ‘น๐Ÿ‘บ

      • Dracul Van Helsing said,

        Hi Daniel,

        I just sent you an email describing the latest disaster to happen to me.

        My landlord stepped all over my tablet and now it’s loaded with cracks.

        It’s sending my OCD (I have obsessive compulsive disorder among my many other ailments) into overdrive having to look at all these big nasty cracks on my tablet screen.

      • Hyperion said,

        That truly is an existential crisis. Iโ€™ll be right over.

      • Dracul Van Helsing said,

        Thanks.

      • Hyperion said,

        Replied.

      • Dracul Van Helsing said,

        Thank you, Daniel.

        I just read it.

  3. Chado said,

    You served up some fresh steaming spectral evidence here. Are secretly suckling Satan from your witch’s teat? And how the H377 did you get that pic of my ex with Renfield?

  4. George F. said,

    Kennedy ghost ‘prolly smokin’ good Cuban cigars that he conveniently stockpiled before preventing the rest of us from buying prior to signing the Cuban blockade. Yeah, I heard about that “cute” little move. Telling people they can’t buy a Cuban Cigar made by hand involving rubbing the tobacco leaves against Virgin thighs of young maidens would make any sane male want to launch the nukes.

    • Dracul Van Helsing said,

      Yes, I heard JFK smoked Cuban cigars.

      This is the first I’ve heard how Cuban cigars are made. ๐Ÿ˜ฒ

      For some reason, I feel like moving to Cuba and becoming a maker of Cuban cigars.

      • George F. said,

        LOL! This is why “Cubans” always have that enticing fragrance. I wouldn’t be surprised if Bill used a Cuban with Monica.

      • Dracul Van Helsing said,

        I believe it was a Cuban cigar that Bill used with Monica.

      • George F. said,

        LOL!

      • Dracul Van Helsing said,

        ๐Ÿ˜…๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿคฃ

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